I haven't posted in here in forever, but this was worth it ( Read more... )

I got my first speeding ticket last week. 77 in a 55. I have to go to traffic court on Thursday because the cop said they'd reduce the fine and the points on my license (Points? WTF? I miss Louisiana) if I showed ( Read more... )

Alright, so I found a job. I start on Tuesday, working in a mental health facility as an admin. There is actually a lake with a gazebo on it, I shit you not. It's creepy and awesome, and if nothing else, it will make sure I still have stories to tell and benefits to pay for any horrific accidents that may occur ( Read more... )

Since I'm currently jobless, I'm going to try to post in this more. I actually have my first interview tomorrow, so here's hoping that goes well.

In the meantime, all of that oral surgery I have had recently leads to an amazing x-ray:


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Hello again everyone ( Read more... )

Woman Injured in Sex Toy Mishap

WHAT THE FUCK?

What sane woman lets anyone near her vagina with a saw? And yes, I do realize that saber saws are frequently used to make fucking machines, but when people do that, THEY FUCKING REMOVE THE SAW.

I have to go. My lady parts hurt now.

Holy crap it's snowing!


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I never update this anymore, which is sad ( Read more... )

I have bronchitis!

Yay!

I have hydrocodone!

Double yay!

So I have surgery tomorrow ( Read more... )