Dear Family,

Yes I WILL open up a popsicle package, look inside, be disappointed that it's not a red one, tape the wrapper closed and put it back in the freezer and YOU CANNOT STOP ME MWAH HA HA HA HA

Sincerely,
Me

Dear Popsicle Companies,

MAKE YOUR FREAKING WRAPPERS CLEAR!!!

No love,
Me

THEY CHANGED THE GREEN SKITTLES FROM LIME TO GREEN APPLE AND I HATE GREEN APPLE AND NOW SKITTLES ARE RUINED FOREVER

MISSION: YEAR 2014: ABORT! ABORT!

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So I kind of mistook the "Cheddar and Sour Cream" chip bag for the "Ragin' Ranch" chip bag.
Whatever. I like ranch. Heh heh, they couldn't find a way to make the flavour sound interesting.

YEAH NO.

Dear whoever decided that 'Ranch' and 'Hot pepper' were two great tastes that go great together,
Go step on a Lego.
Sincerely,
Me

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T

( Anger. Self pity. Angst. )

So I have officially decided that I hate everything and am never leaving my house ever again, for any reason, ever, with all of the misguided teenage conviction of quote unquote 'rebellious' little shits my age everywhere ( Read more... )

And an even cheerier FUCK YOU to their bullshit Charter of Quebec, which, if approved or passed or WHATEVER happens to it in court, will ban all provincial workers as well as those working many other professions (including teachers and daycare workers) from wearing any religious symbols they deem too "ostentatious ( Read more... )

Yesterday my mom and I were going out to get pizza and there was a boy not much younger than my brother standing on this big hill, near two areas you really don't want to be in the evenings or even necessarily during the day on your own--some bad crowds hang around there.He was obviously waiting for someone, but nobody was coming up the walk. He ( Read more... )

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