Mom says she's tired, I say, "I'm sorry. Take a nap?"

I say I'm tired, mom says, "You should go to bed earlier."

Mom says she misses Alura, I say, "I'm sorry. Call her?"

I say I miss Tory, mom says, "Internet relationships are hard."

Mom says there's nothing to drink, I say, "I'm sorry. Should I make lemonaide?"

I say I'm thirsty, mom says, "There's ( Read more... )

Um... okay, so yeah I'm still alive...

Dur...

School is starting on monday. Despite the fact that I repeatedly told this one lady 'I can't do school on campus because I'm afraid to leave my god damn house' she gave me this huge smile and said 'See you from 10:30 - 2:50 and you're going to school with the HIGH SCHOOL FRESHMAN.

Gotta love the ladies of ( Read more... )