Hello, Good Friday!
You know what the best thing in the world is?
STEAK.
Deliciously-grilled, covered in cracked peppercorn and garlic, marinated in delicious lemon and herbs. The very shank of a cow, beef in all its red, glorious wonder.
Yes, nothing beats steak.
I mean, look at that. That's fucking GORGEOUS. I would make love to you, beautiful steak, but you are hot and surrounded by flames and would burn my gentlemanly slap-happy squealstick horribly. Instead, let me express my affection in prose:
O, steak
Meaty and juicy
You make taste buds happy
So remember: STEAK. It's healthy.
STEAK.
Deliciously-grilled, covered in cracked peppercorn and garlic, marinated in delicious lemon and herbs. The very shank of a cow, beef in all its red, glorious wonder.
Yes, nothing beats steak.
I mean, look at that. That's fucking GORGEOUS. I would make love to you, beautiful steak, but you are hot and surrounded by flames and would burn my gentlemanly slap-happy squealstick horribly. Instead, let me express my affection in prose:
O, steak
Meaty and juicy
You make taste buds happy
So remember: STEAK. It's healthy.