If I have a package for you that needs to be mailed and I haven't? I'm an asshole. If you've replied to me and I haven't you? I'm an asshole. If I haven't updated recently enough? I'm an asshole.

But for some idea as to why one of my coworkers left and got a better job. Dick. I'm so happy for him my face could ass-plode. Seriously. However now my ( Read more... )

And then we had a customer named Gene come in. My boss is all, do you spell that J-E-A-N? And he was all no, G-E-N-E. She's all, oh, that's original. I've never met many people named Gene before. And I pipe up with, well, yeah. It's like Gene Rodenberry. So my boss is all, I don't, wait, I'm not even cool enough to know who that is ( Read more... )