reality show pitch
dear internet,
sometimes cold medicine, whisky, pepperjack and sleep deprivation balance perfectly in a kind of alchemy bringing forth visions stronger and more prescient than any peyote fueled spirit quest. I am convinced this is the source of all million dollar ideas; let me share my most recent one with you: i just dreamt i was on a reality show called "who wants to be america's next top scooby-doo" which was basically jersey shore but set in a van. normal people had to dress up as members of the scooby-doo team and solve mysteries (i was scooby, very tasteful costume, no mask). We never actually got to the mystery, 90% of the show was Velma and Daphne being bitches to each other and shaggy and fred battling for immunity which, unbeknownst to either of them, means absolutely nothing. If you own a mystery machine van, are a sexy mystery solving librarian, or just think that you can work an ascot you should contact me about being on the first season.
sometimes cold medicine, whisky, pepperjack and sleep deprivation balance perfectly in a kind of alchemy bringing forth visions stronger and more prescient than any peyote fueled spirit quest. I am convinced this is the source of all million dollar ideas; let me share my most recent one with you: i just dreamt i was on a reality show called "who wants to be america's next top scooby-doo" which was basically jersey shore but set in a van. normal people had to dress up as members of the scooby-doo team and solve mysteries (i was scooby, very tasteful costume, no mask). We never actually got to the mystery, 90% of the show was Velma and Daphne being bitches to each other and shaggy and fred battling for immunity which, unbeknownst to either of them, means absolutely nothing. If you own a mystery machine van, are a sexy mystery solving librarian, or just think that you can work an ascot you should contact me about being on the first season.