Total number of performances I’ve done in 2009: 38
Performances of THE HEFNER MONOLOGUES- 32
Performances of THE HEFNER MONOLOGUES: HOW HEFNERIAN - 6
Theatre Festivals Attended: 6-- FRIGID New York, Orlando, Montreal, Winnipeg, Indianapolis, and Vancouver
Festivals where I had Henchgirl assistance: 3
Festivals where I actually made money: the same 3
Preview nights - 3 (Frigid, Montreal, and Indy)
Parades - 2 (Montreal and Indianapolis)
Fliers printed up - 4,000
Fliers actually given away - aprox. 3,600
Cities played in (for the year) - 6
Cities stayed in for one night or longer - aprox. 13
Number of nights slept in the very uncomfortable Honda Accord: 5
Days on the Fringe (not including travel) - 72
Miles traveled (approximate) - 11,931
Converted to kilometers (approximate) - 19,197
Hotels/hostels stayed at - 4
People's homes I stayed at - 6
Buildings I’ve Fallen Off Of - 1
Print interviews - 1
Good Reviews (I Know About) - aprox. 18
Bad Reviews (I Know About) - aprox. 4
Person who gave me the idea to do this list - Kurt Fitzpatrick (performer of HOORAY FOR SPEECH THERAPY and THE LAST STRAIGHT MAN IN THEATRE and all-around good guy)
Total Shows Seen: 101
Total Productions Attended: 108
FRINGE SHOWS I’VE SEEN IN 2009
KEY:
F- FRIGID New York
O- Orlando Fringe
M- Montreal Fringe
W - Winnipeg Fringe
I- Indianapolis Fringe
V- Vancouver Fringe
7(x1) Samurai (O)(I)
55 Minutes of Sex, Drugs, and Audience Participation (I)
A Cynic Tells Love Stories (I)
A Day to Remember (O)
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (W)
The Accident (W)
AfterLife (W)(V)
Andrea Merlyn's Greatest Hits (and missus!) (I)
An Evening of Stories and Song with Kevin Kling and Simone Perrin (I)
Another Classic of Western Literature (I)
Antoine Feval (M)
Attack of the Big Angry Booty (I)
Bags- Confessions of a Hoardaholic (F)
Barroom Philosophers (O)
Big Girls Don’t Cry (W)
The Black/Jew Dialogues (F)
Brainstorming! (F)
Brazil Nuts (W)
Caberlesque (V)
Camouflage (F)
Cabaret l’Amour Fou (M)
Cobra the Musical III: Return of the King… of Kings (M)
The Cockwhisperer: A Love Story (W)
The Cody Rivers Show presents: Meanwhile Everywhere (O)
Crown Hill Cemetery (W)(V)
Dalton Trumbo’s Johnny Got His Gun (F)
Dance Animal Presents Dance Animal (M)
Department of Angels (O)
Don’t Make Fun of Jesus (W)
End of the Trail (F)
The Expatriates (F)
Fall Fair (W)
Figure Skating is for Little Girls (M)
Flamenco Con Fusion ’09 (O)
Freedom 85! (F)
Fruitcake (W)
Fucking Stephen Harper: How I Sexually Assaulted the 22nd Prime Minister of Canada and Where It Got Me (M)
Gone, Gone, Gone (I)
Grandpa Sol and Lily’s Grandma Rosie (M)
Habeas Corpus (F)
The Honeymoon is Officially Over (V)
Hooray for Speech Therapy (O)
How Does a Drug Dead Become a Decent 3rd Date? (F)(M)
Hysteri-Killy! A One-Freak Show (F)
The Importance of Being Earnest (V)
Inviting Desire: A Theatrical Aphrodisiac (W)
Jake’s Gift (W)
jem rolls’ LEASTEST FLOPS (W)(V)
Jihad for Vent and Dummy (F)
The Last Goddamned Performance Piece (W)
The Last Straight Man in Theatre (W)
Lavignia: A Modern Fairy Tale (W)
Les Miserable Old Guys (W)
Like A Virgin (O)
Like Father, Like Son? Sorry. (W)
Little White Lies (W)(V)
LoveSexDeathPorn (M)
Matters Domestic (V)
The Mayor of Orange Avenue (O)
Me, Ray Charles and Sammy Davis Jr. (O)
Medea (I)
Moliere Than Thou (O)
Monster Mash (O)
murder, hope (O)(W)
The Mutant (W)
Naughty Little Children (W)
Nevermore (I)
New Vaudeville (I)
Now, and at the Hour (F)
On Second Thought (F) (saw it twice in 2008 also, at Orlando and Boulder respectively)
Oens (F)
Pipa (M)
Phi Alpha Gamma (I)
PornSTar (V)
The Power of Ignorance (V)
Putz (W)
Pitch Blond (O)
The Question House (F)
Recess (F)
Red Bastard (V)
Reflections on Giving Birth to a Squid (W)
Ryan Paulson: I’m Uncomfortable (W)
Sister Mary Ignatius Explains It All For You (O)
Selections from the Spoon River Anthology (I)
Shotgun (V)
Stetson Manifesto (I)
Straight… from that Side of Town (W)
Suddenly Mommy! (W)
The Surprise (F)
Take You With Me (W)
Tired Clichés (M)
Tortillo! (I)
Trashcan Duet (W)
Under the Radar (M)
Untold Stories (O)
Waiting with M'Godot (I)
Wanderlust (O)
Welcome to Hell (O)
The Worst Show in the Fringe (I)
Y (F)
A damn good year. And we have high hopes for even better in 2010. But for now, I'm just ready to get back home to Maryland, have epic movie marathons with Henchgirl, and drink till we can't feel feelings no more.