Nov 19, 2008 20:11
I'm sorry you guys have to hear this but I have to rant somewhere and I'm at fucking work. This is a travesty of such epic proportions that I have to bitch about it.
Alright, I read today they are remaking Oldboy. The Americans are remaking Oldboy, that doesn't sound so bad if you haven't seen the movie. Its a brutal disturbing movie. However, it could be done ok. Americans do make some disturbing and brutal movies. So, yes its possible but I can't say it will have that Korean bizarre flair. There was some hope of a good movie until I saw who was directing and then starring in it. Stephen Spielberg will be directing Will Smith in the movie. Will fucking Smith will be starring in Oldboy. That's utter idiocy. I mean what were they thinking and then they have Stephen directing. I mean come on man. The main character kills people with a Hammer, pulls this guys teeth out with the back end of that same hammer, cuts out his own tongue with scissors, eats a live squid (no joke) and sleeps with his daughter. I want you tell me honesty if you can see Will Smith doing that and Stephen directing him to do it.
Then they are remaking the Host too. Will the horror ever end?