Orlando Tragic
I recently watched the LOTR and POTC trilogies and have come away with the belief that Orlando Bloom is terrible. I can barely stand any scene involving the guy (especially in the Pirate movies). I know the Ladies seem to find him attractive but forgive me if my panties do not get wet when O.B. is on screen. I get why Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp are regarded as "hawt", however, Pitt and Depp are fairly awesome actors who can take a movie from being "so-so" to being great. Bloom, on the other hand, brings every damn thing he is in down. Luckily, I think we're done with Orlando Bloom. Unlike Harrison Ford, I don't foresee Bloom going from making two major trilogies into having a fairly solid acting career in other flicks.
Fuck Orlando Bloom... Fuck Him In His Pirate-Elf Ass!
Fuck Orlando Bloom... Fuck Him In His Pirate-Elf Ass!