Crack!mix
As the result of too much coffee and spare time on my hands, I now present my very first mix of any kind, naturally with a cracky slant to it. And no, I cannot make fancy artwork or anything for a cover, so before you is instead a representation of my l33t MS Paint skillz. Hell to the yeah.
So, without further ado, enjoy!
Alistair/Bitch!f!Warden: Tainted Love (Soft Cell version)
Once I ran to you, now I run from you
(C’mon. Tainted Love? How could I not?)
Morrigan/m!Warden: Black Magic Woman (Santana version)
She’s a black magic woman, and she trying to make a devil out of me
(Too easy? Maybe, but still fitting J)
Gorim: Uptown Girl (Billy Joel)
I bet she never had a Dust Town back street guy
(This came on my shuffle about ten minutes into my game as Lady Aeducan and was just too perfect to pass up on. Also, I have a burning desire to see the choir of bulky smiths/rogues/beggars that must make up the background singers)
Greagoir: I’ll Make A Man Out of You (Mulan OST)
How could I make a man out of you?
(Because I would kill to see a Templar training montage)
Oghren: Tubthumping (Chumbawamba)
He drinks a whiskey-drink, he drinks a vodka-drink, he drinks a lager-drink, he drinks a cider-drink, he sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the best times.
(One of the most alcohol-naming intense songs out there, and therefore a perfect leitmotif for Oggie)
Sten: C is for Cookie (Sesame Street)
(I tried, I really did, not to fall into the Sten=cookies-trap, but a song with cookies and a reminder of him playing I Spy for three weeks? I am but human)
Cailan: I Feel Pretty (West Side Story)
I feel pretty, oh so pretty
(He feels pretty and witty and GLORIOUS! And I have a feeling that his idea of a battle might be influenced by some Fereldan version of the snappy dancing gang wars in West Side Story.)
Loghain: Memories (CATS)
All alone with my memories of my days in the sun
(I did classify it as crack…And angsty Loghain amuses me)
Jowan: Renegade (Styx)
Lawman said get him dead or alive, now it’s for sure he’ll see me dead
Zevran (w/ full chorus of Antivans): Respectable (Mel and Kim)
Like us, hate us, but you’ll never change us, we ain’t ever gonna be reaspectable
(We all know that Fereldan and Antivan social norms don’t always mash that well)
Bonus track:
Ser Landry: Brave Sir Robin (Monty Python)
Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat
(He was at Ostagar, and yet seems remarkably alive. Of course, he was part of Loghain’s troops and the same could be said for many a person, but he offended my elf (while demanding SATISFACTION) and I don’t like him. So there)
Bonus bonus track:
Ser Landry: (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction (Rolling Stones - almost gave him the *shudder* Britney Spears version, but decided that would just be too cruel))
Extra Completely Special Never Seen Before Bonus Track:
Ser Landry: Satisfaction (Benny Benassi)
(I would like to apologize in advance, but the guy is just making it too easy to ignore)