The library cop is after me.
The local library wants me to return a book titled “Mendoza in Hollywood” by Kage Baker. Unfortunately, I don’t have it. I haven’t had it for several months. As I’ve already searched the house quite thoroughly I am now considering the possibility that I left it somewhere else, possibly at someone else’s house. So if anyone sees the book in question please drop me a line.
Thank you.
Thank you.