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iPhone Entry
Entry #2
I was initially going to talk about Easter, bit that was really really boring, so I'm gonna talk about Molly because she's all up in my face right now. She keeps trying to lick my nose, which is super cute, but her tongue is all scratchy. I just got out of the shower and Matt's watching a show about teenage prostitutes. It breaks my heart.
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iPhone Entry
Entry #2
I was initially going to talk about Easter, bit that was really really boring, so I'm gonna talk about Molly because she's all up in my face right now. She keeps trying to lick my nose, which is super cute, but her tongue is all scratchy. I just got out of the shower and Matt's watching a show about teenage prostitutes. It breaks my heart.
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iPhone Update
This is my first entry in the notepad thing. It's early in the morning and I haven't been to sleep.
Matthew's not home because he babysat Rebekah's baby last night. Bennett has been vomitting up his kitty food for the last two days, poor thing.
Last Wednesday, i was finally called upon by my public speaking professor to present my speech. My speech ( Read more... ) -
Anticipated Conversation
Someone: Why do you have a big ball?
Me: For sit-ups.
Someone: Can't you do those on the floor?
Me: Yeah.
Someone: So, why did you buy a ball for sit-ups when you can do sit-ups on the floor?
Me: Because sit-ups are better when they involve a ball.
Someone: Howso?
Me: Because there's a ball.
someone: Oh.
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