crazy shit
soooooooo... I got off work last night, and went from "can't find anyone to drink vodka with me" to well.........
I had a lemon, sugar, and a liter of smirnoff....LEMON DROPS!!!!! and couldn't drink where I was, recieved a phone call, and went to pick up josiah.
I picked up him and rachel in kanawha city, took them to dunbar so he could call his dad and make it appear as though he was there...(apparently he was supposed to be..) and his dad showed up.
I pulled out Just Before his dad showed up, and went driving and returned just as his dad was pulling out....turned around discreetly, and picked him up. That wasn't good enough. his dad turned around and started following us....I FLEW out that road to lose him... that didn't work. I screeched my tires out of sight and turned onto roxalana before he turned the corner.... that didn't work..(pretty good for a middle aged christian man) so I got out of sight again, and darted up a random road, took a few random turns, killed my lights, and creeped up somone's driveway, killed the engine, ducked down. He drove past.
WE drove away before the residents had time to call the cops, got the hell out of there, and had lost josiah's dad.
did the excitement end there? no.
went to greg's. He went from hating me to smoking this salvia stuff with me(DMT-ish) (still legal hallucinogen) letting me drink my lemon drops, I shared, so only ended up with 1/2 liter in me, and not drunk, heh.....also buying 2 cases of whipits and sharing with me... and he loaned me the money to get a dick bouncey ball!!!!!!!!!yay!!!!!! it's a veiney dick in a sparkly ball!!!
GOt back to greg's and everyone was almost passed out. Blair and I ended up the last ones standing...again.........
And today, the madness continues.
I sent blair to the little store for milk, and when I went to open it, the cap and seal, still uncracked came right off, and could go right back on, looking untouched. I didn't trust it, so we both went to take it back.
I was sosoooooooo polite in regards to the clerk there, I was. He had the audascity to say it wasn't their fault, and I should have caught it. I said if he didn't catch it when it came off the truck, it was his....and he could not sell items like that...could he not exchange a friggen 1/2 gallon of milk??? how petty!!! this is how it progressed anyways.. he had smarted me off to begin with, continued to get worse, and I ended up taking my milk that he wouldn't exchange, unscrewing the cap, and dumping it everywhere outside. called him a cocksuck and i hope he burns in hell for being so petty, and that i'm never coming back and telling all my friends...yattayattayatta....
then it got weird.
I was brushing my hair later, thinking about how he was lucky I didn't just dump it on the counter, and how i had the urge to do a drive by shoot in the face so they'd have to have a closed casket funeral.....and just then blair said " yea, it was a wonder you didn't just dump the milk all over the counter." ......o.O
so the moral of the story, kids....is don't go to Hilltop Market, the Little Store, Shop A Minute, whatever the fuck. and have a nice day.
I had a lemon, sugar, and a liter of smirnoff....LEMON DROPS!!!!! and couldn't drink where I was, recieved a phone call, and went to pick up josiah.
I picked up him and rachel in kanawha city, took them to dunbar so he could call his dad and make it appear as though he was there...(apparently he was supposed to be..) and his dad showed up.
I pulled out Just Before his dad showed up, and went driving and returned just as his dad was pulling out....turned around discreetly, and picked him up. That wasn't good enough. his dad turned around and started following us....I FLEW out that road to lose him... that didn't work. I screeched my tires out of sight and turned onto roxalana before he turned the corner.... that didn't work..(pretty good for a middle aged christian man) so I got out of sight again, and darted up a random road, took a few random turns, killed my lights, and creeped up somone's driveway, killed the engine, ducked down. He drove past.
WE drove away before the residents had time to call the cops, got the hell out of there, and had lost josiah's dad.
did the excitement end there? no.
went to greg's. He went from hating me to smoking this salvia stuff with me(DMT-ish) (still legal hallucinogen) letting me drink my lemon drops, I shared, so only ended up with 1/2 liter in me, and not drunk, heh.....also buying 2 cases of whipits and sharing with me... and he loaned me the money to get a dick bouncey ball!!!!!!!!!yay!!!!!! it's a veiney dick in a sparkly ball!!!
GOt back to greg's and everyone was almost passed out. Blair and I ended up the last ones standing...again.........
And today, the madness continues.
I sent blair to the little store for milk, and when I went to open it, the cap and seal, still uncracked came right off, and could go right back on, looking untouched. I didn't trust it, so we both went to take it back.
I was sosoooooooo polite in regards to the clerk there, I was. He had the audascity to say it wasn't their fault, and I should have caught it. I said if he didn't catch it when it came off the truck, it was his....and he could not sell items like that...could he not exchange a friggen 1/2 gallon of milk??? how petty!!! this is how it progressed anyways.. he had smarted me off to begin with, continued to get worse, and I ended up taking my milk that he wouldn't exchange, unscrewing the cap, and dumping it everywhere outside. called him a cocksuck and i hope he burns in hell for being so petty, and that i'm never coming back and telling all my friends...yattayattayatta....
then it got weird.
I was brushing my hair later, thinking about how he was lucky I didn't just dump it on the counter, and how i had the urge to do a drive by shoot in the face so they'd have to have a closed casket funeral.....and just then blair said " yea, it was a wonder you didn't just dump the milk all over the counter." ......o.O
so the moral of the story, kids....is don't go to Hilltop Market, the Little Store, Shop A Minute, whatever the fuck. and have a nice day.