[Voice] Gamzee: Get Spiritual, and shit.

[thegreathonk]

WhUzZuP mY bRoThErS aNd SiStErS?
a CrAzY tHoUgHt DrOpPeD dOwN aNd ToOk A nAp On ThIs MoThErFuCkEr'S sHoUldErS eArLiEr.
I mEaN, i DiDn'T kNoW iT wAs A cRaZy ThOuGhT uNtIlL iT wOkE uP aNd StArTeD tAlKiNg.
HoNk!
BuT lIkE,
i BeEn TaLkInG tO a LoT oF yOu MoThErFuCkErS aNd YoU gUyS sEeM tO bE fRoM lIkE, eVeRyWhErE.
i DoN't EvEn UnDeRsTaNd HoW tHe MoThErFuCk ThAt WoRkS.
bUt I bE kNoWiNg ThAt'S a GeNuInE aS sHiT mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClE!
wHiCh MeAnS tHaT eVeRyWhErE yOu MoThErFuCkErS cOmE fRoM aRe JuSt As FiLlEd WiTh MiRaClEs As AlTeRnIa!
So ThIs BrOtHeR iS aLl Up AnD cUrIoUs To HeAr SoMe StOrIeS aNd ShIt.
HoW aBoUt TeLlInG mE aLl AbOuT tHe CrAzIeSt Or HaPpIeSt MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLe YoUr EyEs HaVe EvEr SeEn?

AlSo, HaS aNyBoDy SeEn AnY fAyGo ArOuNd HeRe?
GaMzEe'S sToMaCh Is JoNeSiNg FoR tHe WiCkEd ElIxIr.

Oh!
AnD tHiS bRoThEr MiSsEs HiS hOrNeD bRoThErS aNd SiStErS.
wE nEeD tO hAvE lIkE,
a MoThErFuCkInG mEeTiNg SoMeTiMe.
I cAn BrInG pIe!
HoNk.