Why I hate Transformers fans, part 36:
We only bought a (medium size toy) and two (small size toys) from Revenge of The Fallen. No more Transformers in this house as long as they're related to the Bay films. I'm all for grown-up films, but this is just immature dreck designed for horny teenagers (and the douches who produced this movie). It's a kids franchise ffs and I shouldn't have to explain to our (almost) four year-old why he can't see it.
If I had only known a couple weeks earlier I wouldn't have bought any RotF toys. If Hasbro wants to see the Transformers brand turned into filth, fine, but the kids in this house aren't gonna be a part of it.
This is in response to a FART JOKE.
A robot, while falling, farts a parachute out.
I don't know, the last time I checked, kids LOVED fart jokes. They're designed for kids. They're all over TV. You'd have to be trying pretty hard to find a kid's show devoid of them.
The real issue here is the mindnumbing realization that this movie is rated PG-13. By that very fact alone, you should have realized that this movie wasn't going to be aimed at 4 year olds. If it's anything like the first one, there's going to be a lot of loud, scary, giant pointy robots. And some blood, and yes... maybe even some stuff aimed at HORNY TEENAGERS (Megan Fox). You know, the ones that would be between the ages of 13 and 17... the age group that a PG-13 movie might be aimed at. OH WAIT.
If I had only known a couple weeks earlier I wouldn't have bought any RotF toys. If Hasbro wants to see the Transformers brand turned into filth, fine, but the kids in this house aren't gonna be a part of it.
This is in response to a FART JOKE.
A robot, while falling, farts a parachute out.
I don't know, the last time I checked, kids LOVED fart jokes. They're designed for kids. They're all over TV. You'd have to be trying pretty hard to find a kid's show devoid of them.
The real issue here is the mindnumbing realization that this movie is rated PG-13. By that very fact alone, you should have realized that this movie wasn't going to be aimed at 4 year olds. If it's anything like the first one, there's going to be a lot of loud, scary, giant pointy robots. And some blood, and yes... maybe even some stuff aimed at HORNY TEENAGERS (Megan Fox). You know, the ones that would be between the ages of 13 and 17... the age group that a PG-13 movie might be aimed at. OH WAIT.