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Disgruntled Employee Gasses Hospital

Mar 07, 2009 01:21

On Friday afternoon at approximately 2:30 pm, Wayne General was the victim of a terrorist attack carried out by one or more employees. Jonathan Crane, a secretary currently employed by the hospital, showed up to work late today and released enough poisonous gas inside the crowded hospital to cause panic and rioting ( Read more... )

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mastahwayne March 7 2009, 07:18:58 UTC

Why does this have to be at a hospital named after me? Talk about bad publicity...

feartoxin March 7 2009, 07:26:03 UTC

mastahwayne March 7 2009, 07:26:51 UTC

You know, if your intent was to act like Crane, you're not doing a very good job. I actually liked Crane.

feartoxin March 7 2009, 07:31:55 UTC

You have terrible taste.

mastahwayne March 7 2009, 07:35:37 UTC

I can't argue with you, there. He was a good lay, though. I would say "even you can admit that" but I feel that it would be in bad taste given your sexual history with him.

Anyway, you're just going to have to try harder.

feartoxin March 7 2009, 07:37:05 UTC

Killing is wrong, Wayne. Surely you know that? One would think you were raised by wolves.

mastahwayne March 7 2009, 07:37:56 UTC

Ooh! Now that was a good imitation. Do it again! I'll even tip you.

feartoxin March 7 2009, 07:39:45 UTC

You are an embarrassing person. Really, I don't understand how anybody puts up with you.

mastahwayne March 7 2009, 07:42:10 UTC

Ask Harvey. I'm sure he could give you plenty of tips on putting up with me. Well... being utterly, foolishly devoted to me might help him a bit with that. And that's not a very viable solution for you, is it? Perhaps you should just settle for being sexually attracted to me. Like everybody else.

feartoxin March 7 2009, 07:44:15 UTC

Really, that's the only thing you can come up with? Honestly, it is almost embarrassing how you fall back on that same subject time and time again. It is beyond tacky and shows a complete lack of anything else worthwhile to say.

mastahwayne March 7 2009, 07:47:04 UTC

If you can do anything besides imitate Crane pathetically in an attempt to make Harvey "realize he still loves you" I will stop reminding you that it's not going to happen.

feartoxin March 7 2009, 07:48:23 UTC

If it is not going to happen, then why are you so clearly insecure about it?

mastahwayne March 7 2009, 07:49:07 UTC

Oh, boy. Are you trying to psychoanalyze me now? You're becoming more like Crane every second.

feartoxin March 7 2009, 07:50:37 UTC

I am NOTHING like the zombie, Wayne. Fuck you.

mastahwayne March 7 2009, 07:51:16 UTC

Yes. Except for having identical DNA.

feartoxin March 7 2009, 07:52:55 UTC

What would we ever do without your stunning insight, Wayne? Truly you are a genius.

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