i fucking love
ellen degeneres.
i think i'm going to be quoting this stuff all weekend.
"oh i was just gonna start running anyway, i didn't trip, i was just going to run, and....i'm running and...i'm done"
"you ever walk into a plate glass window? two things are happening there pain and embarrassment...but pain takes a backseat to embarrassment, doesn't it? no matter how much pain your in if people are laughing you just laugh along with them...ahahahah...bam! i just slammed right into that thing didnt i?! isn't that funny...oh its so clean and shiny! somebody should put a sticker or happy face or something...hahaha...isn't that funny..oh my, is that blood...hahaha! i'm bleeding, isn't that funny i'm bleeding, oh my, can you help me find my eye? ahhahaha i lost my eye! ahahahahah! i CANNOT find my eye!"
seriously...its a nice damn thursday.
and now...off to rutabegorz
i think i'm going to be quoting this stuff all weekend.
"oh i was just gonna start running anyway, i didn't trip, i was just going to run, and....i'm running and...i'm done"
"you ever walk into a plate glass window? two things are happening there pain and embarrassment...but pain takes a backseat to embarrassment, doesn't it? no matter how much pain your in if people are laughing you just laugh along with them...ahahahah...bam! i just slammed right into that thing didnt i?! isn't that funny...oh its so clean and shiny! somebody should put a sticker or happy face or something...hahaha...isn't that funny..oh my, is that blood...hahaha! i'm bleeding, isn't that funny i'm bleeding, oh my, can you help me find my eye? ahhahaha i lost my eye! ahahahahah! i CANNOT find my eye!"
seriously...its a nice damn thursday.
and now...off to rutabegorz