don't wake me i plan on sleeping in
I just woke up. I just woke up to the strangest thing that has ever woken me up. In part of my dream i was rinsing out my mouth (with what later turned out to be shampoo and not mouthwash), so i leaned over the sink to spit and it came out really thick. For the most part it was going into the sink, but i felt some of it flow [against gravity] from my mouth to my left ear so i was like "WTF?" and i took my hand and wiped it. Then i woke up and realized i had drooled into my ear.
My friend got a call from her [drunk] former housemate the other night. My friend the dietitian. Her friend's mother was getting a surgery that forced her onto a liquid diet, so she said, "I'm starting a liquid diet." My friend asked what she was going to drink. "Crown and Coke and peanut butter." To which my friend replied, "Peanut butter isn't a liquid..." Her friend whispered back, "I know. shhhhhhhhhh."
My big screen television broke. Audio, no visual.
My friend got a call from her [drunk] former housemate the other night. My friend the dietitian. Her friend's mother was getting a surgery that forced her onto a liquid diet, so she said, "I'm starting a liquid diet." My friend asked what she was going to drink. "Crown and Coke and peanut butter." To which my friend replied, "Peanut butter isn't a liquid..." Her friend whispered back, "I know. shhhhhhhhhh."
My big screen television broke. Audio, no visual.