2551-2575
2551. When the party of gnomes finds a powerful two-handed sword that's too large for them, can't keep stacking gnomes on top of each other until we can.
2552. Before I throw the axe, I will make sure that it's designed to automatically kill the enemy and not just increase my skill at driving a sled through snow.
2553. When a brothel asks what I am interested in my answer cannot be "The Gauntlet."
2554. Even if the rules allow it, ghillie suits don't have a formal option
2555. Can't get by the sphinx by annoying it with the same answer to every riddle.
2556. Especially if my answer is always 'Gwenneth Paltrow's severed head."
2557. My ripperdoc better have more anesthetics in his bag than a couple of aspirins and a warm can of Schlitz.
2558. My mad scientist will make sure everybody is clear on the spelling before asking for his Youthinizer Ray.
2559. Can't wish for the genie to get me the best possible refund on my taxes every year.
2560. My sword cannot have the magical power "Plays Zydeco on command".
2561. If the wizard has his full complement of spells, I will not spend my action preparing s'mores instead of attacking.
2562. It is bad form to point out the elven princess is frothing.
2563. I will not assume the high elf king's name is Cheechius Chongus.
2564. Even if it was a real form of performer in the Middle Ages, my bard can't be a flatulist. No the DM doesn't need a demonstration.
2565. As a matter of fact, Guillermo the Ironically Iconoclastic Rio Fuerte Beaded Lizard doesn't exactly roll of the tongue.
2566. One bard in a party is normal. Four is highly unusual. Especially if we all ask about the prices of straw hats.
2567. Can't elbow drop the chaos marine from orbit.
2568. It's not my fault I can wreck the world's economy immediately after character generation.
2569. Have to pay my ship's crew in something more than just Glamour Shots gift certificates.
2570. Even if my Highlander did max out strength and take the large advantage, I still can't have caberchucks.
2571. I can't detect the mimic by just putting on copious amounts of cologne and waiting to see which piece of furniture starts gagging.
2572. The blink dogs no longer get a vote if the displacer beast cub is named Nummy Num-Nums.
2573. If we have more prisoners than rope in the middle of a dungeon, can't make some of the goblins trustees.
2574. Even if the NPC does not possess the dance skill, they are still a viable choice for the Friends in High Places advantage.
2575. Even if the rules allow it, I can't use crewmembers as anchors in space.