2526-2575
2526. Our options for the magically sleeping bugbears are kill or capture. Not spay or neuter.
2527. The druid doesn't want to see my gnome's demonstration of the Clearcutomatic.
2528. The words Owlbear Divorce Court does not appear anywhere in the plan.
2529. Druids don't appreciate being subtitled.
2530. There is no such thing as a 21 Lawn Dart Salute.
2531. My Blessed will not crib wedding vows from Black Sabbath's NIB.
2532. Can't defeat the rebel snowspeeder's attack on my walker with the cheesy tactic of "applying the brakes."
2533. Fanboying all over the mandatory Forgotten Realms DMPC cameo character is frowned on.
2534. Fanboying all over the mandatory Forgotten Realms DMPC cameo character until his enemies recognize him and take him out is really frowned on.
2535. Apparently the Australian Outback counts as an immediately lethal environment for the teleport spell's restrictions.
2536. Even if the rules allow it, my Untouchable can't sit behind the Navigator and criticize his flying through the warp.
2537. Strahd is not taking in refugees, even if Barovia is a lot safer to live in than the Sword Coast.
2538. Can't use Siri as my ship's computer.
2539. Even if I can use Siri as my ship's computer she's not going to vent crew members to the void on command.
2540. Can't infiltrate the druid drum circle and slowly change the beat to Velcro Fly.
2541. I will stop making up books about spetums.
2542. My gnome is only allowed a war tuba if he learns more songs than just the theme to Jaws.
2543. There are numerous acceptable ways to kill a large camp of bugbears. Dysentery is not one of them.
2544. The answer is never high quality 100% pure Gnomish nose candy.
2545. There are only so many flavors of owlbear jerky.
2546. Even if the elf is fully rested after 4 hours into the long rest, he doesn't have to spend the other 4 hours doing his hair.
2547. Elves don't have to keep track of rouge like archers have to keep track of arrows.
2548. The halfling word for bad touch is not elf.
2549. It is still going to take a minimum of three weeks for my starting Paladin to reach 20th level even if we are playing in Ravenloft.
2550. Apparently the Broken and Mourn lands aren't accepting refugees from the Forgotten Realms either.
2551. When the party of gnomes finds a powerful two-handed sword that's too large for them, can't keep stacking gnomes on top of each other until we can.
2552. Before I throw the axe, I will make sure that it's designed to automatically kill the enemy and not just increase my skill at driving a sled through snow.
2553. When a brothel asks what I am interested in my answer cannot be "The Gauntlet."
2554. Even if the rules allow it, ghillie suits don't have a formal option
2555. Can't get by the sphinx by annoying it with the same answer to every riddle.
2556. Especially if my answer is always 'Gwenneth Paltrow's severed head."
2557. My ripperdoc better have more anesthetics in his bag than a couple of aspirins and a warm can of Schlitz.
2558. My mad scientist will make sure everybody is clear on the spelling before asking for his Youthinizer Ray.
2559. Can't wish for the genie to get me the best possible refund on my taxes every year.
2560. My sword cannot have the magical power "Plays Zydeco on command".
2561. If the wizard has his full complement of spells, I will not spend my action preparing s'mores instead of attacking.
2562. It is bad form to point out the elven princess is frothing.
2563. I will not assume the high elf king's name is Cheechius Chongus.
2564. Even if it was a real form of performer in the Middle Ages, my bard can't be a flatulist. No the DM doesn't need a demonstration.
2565. As a matter of fact, Guillermo the Ironically Iconoclastic Rio Fuerte Beaded Lizard doesn't exactly roll of the tongue.
2566. One bard in a party is normal. Four is highly unusual. Especially if we all ask about the prices of straw hats.
2567. Can't elbow drop the chaos marine from orbit.
2568. It's not my fault I can wreck the world's economy immediately after character generation.
2569. Have to pay my ship's crew in something more than just Glamour Shots gift certificates.
2570. Even if my Highlander did max out strength and take the large advantage, I still can't have caberchucks.
2571. I can't detect the mimic by just putting on copious amounts of cologne and waiting to see which piece of furniture starts gagging.
2572. The blink dogs no longer get a vote if the displacer beast cub is named Nummy Num-Nums.
2573. If we have more prisoners than rope in the middle of a dungeon, can't make some of the goblins trustees.
2574. Even if the NPC does not possess the dance skill, they are still a viable choice for the Friends in High Places advantage.
2575. Even if the rules allow it, I can't use crewmembers as anchors in space.
2527. The druid doesn't want to see my gnome's demonstration of the Clearcutomatic.
2528. The words Owlbear Divorce Court does not appear anywhere in the plan.
2529. Druids don't appreciate being subtitled.
2530. There is no such thing as a 21 Lawn Dart Salute.
2531. My Blessed will not crib wedding vows from Black Sabbath's NIB.
2532. Can't defeat the rebel snowspeeder's attack on my walker with the cheesy tactic of "applying the brakes."
2533. Fanboying all over the mandatory Forgotten Realms DMPC cameo character is frowned on.
2534. Fanboying all over the mandatory Forgotten Realms DMPC cameo character until his enemies recognize him and take him out is really frowned on.
2535. Apparently the Australian Outback counts as an immediately lethal environment for the teleport spell's restrictions.
2536. Even if the rules allow it, my Untouchable can't sit behind the Navigator and criticize his flying through the warp.
2537. Strahd is not taking in refugees, even if Barovia is a lot safer to live in than the Sword Coast.
2538. Can't use Siri as my ship's computer.
2539. Even if I can use Siri as my ship's computer she's not going to vent crew members to the void on command.
2540. Can't infiltrate the druid drum circle and slowly change the beat to Velcro Fly.
2541. I will stop making up books about spetums.
2542. My gnome is only allowed a war tuba if he learns more songs than just the theme to Jaws.
2543. There are numerous acceptable ways to kill a large camp of bugbears. Dysentery is not one of them.
2544. The answer is never high quality 100% pure Gnomish nose candy.
2545. There are only so many flavors of owlbear jerky.
2546. Even if the elf is fully rested after 4 hours into the long rest, he doesn't have to spend the other 4 hours doing his hair.
2547. Elves don't have to keep track of rouge like archers have to keep track of arrows.
2548. The halfling word for bad touch is not elf.
2549. It is still going to take a minimum of three weeks for my starting Paladin to reach 20th level even if we are playing in Ravenloft.
2550. Apparently the Broken and Mourn lands aren't accepting refugees from the Forgotten Realms either.
2551. When the party of gnomes finds a powerful two-handed sword that's too large for them, can't keep stacking gnomes on top of each other until we can.
2552. Before I throw the axe, I will make sure that it's designed to automatically kill the enemy and not just increase my skill at driving a sled through snow.
2553. When a brothel asks what I am interested in my answer cannot be "The Gauntlet."
2554. Even if the rules allow it, ghillie suits don't have a formal option
2555. Can't get by the sphinx by annoying it with the same answer to every riddle.
2556. Especially if my answer is always 'Gwenneth Paltrow's severed head."
2557. My ripperdoc better have more anesthetics in his bag than a couple of aspirins and a warm can of Schlitz.
2558. My mad scientist will make sure everybody is clear on the spelling before asking for his Youthinizer Ray.
2559. Can't wish for the genie to get me the best possible refund on my taxes every year.
2560. My sword cannot have the magical power "Plays Zydeco on command".
2561. If the wizard has his full complement of spells, I will not spend my action preparing s'mores instead of attacking.
2562. It is bad form to point out the elven princess is frothing.
2563. I will not assume the high elf king's name is Cheechius Chongus.
2564. Even if it was a real form of performer in the Middle Ages, my bard can't be a flatulist. No the DM doesn't need a demonstration.
2565. As a matter of fact, Guillermo the Ironically Iconoclastic Rio Fuerte Beaded Lizard doesn't exactly roll of the tongue.
2566. One bard in a party is normal. Four is highly unusual. Especially if we all ask about the prices of straw hats.
2567. Can't elbow drop the chaos marine from orbit.
2568. It's not my fault I can wreck the world's economy immediately after character generation.
2569. Have to pay my ship's crew in something more than just Glamour Shots gift certificates.
2570. Even if my Highlander did max out strength and take the large advantage, I still can't have caberchucks.
2571. I can't detect the mimic by just putting on copious amounts of cologne and waiting to see which piece of furniture starts gagging.
2572. The blink dogs no longer get a vote if the displacer beast cub is named Nummy Num-Nums.
2573. If we have more prisoners than rope in the middle of a dungeon, can't make some of the goblins trustees.
2574. Even if the NPC does not possess the dance skill, they are still a viable choice for the Friends in High Places advantage.
2575. Even if the rules allow it, I can't use crewmembers as anchors in space.