WELL, I NEVER! Hmmmmm!

[thefugitive]

I never [put an X to the things that apply to you]

( ) I never have been drunk.
( ) I never have smoked pot.
( ) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex.
( ) I never have kissed a member of the same sex.
(x) I never crashed a friend's car.
(x) I never been to Japan.
( ) I never rode in a taxi.
(x) I never had anal sex.
( ) I never have been in love.
( ) I never had sex.
(x) I never have had sex in public.
( ) I never have been dumped.
( ) I never shoplifted.
(x) I never have been fired.
( ) I never been in a fistfight.
(x) I never had a threesome.
(x) I never been snuck out of my parent's house.
(x) I never been tied up (sexually).
(x) I never been caught masturbating.
(x) I never pissed on myself.
(x) I never had sex with a member of the same sex.
(x) I never been arrested.
(x) I never made out with a stranger.
( ) I never stole something from my job.
(x) I never celebrated new years in time square.
(x) I never went on a blind date.
(x) I never lied to a friend.
( ) I never had a crush on a teacher.
(x) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
(x) I never been to Europe.
( ) I never skipped school.
(x) I never slept with a co-worker.
( ) I never cut myself on purpose.
(x) I never had sex at the office.
(x) I never got married.
(x) I never got divorced.
(x) I never had children.