.008 | Video.

[thefuckening]

Really, Admiral.

You cast me into a world quite like my own, rob me of my memories, put me in the role of a simple villager [He waves a hand and recites in a flippant, bored voice:] being terrorized by a brilliantly charismatic, handsome, well-dressed sorcerer of magnificent might and ability [Slightly under his breath:] (and possibly virility

Comments

[impure_tale]

"Fuck somebody to make a dragon?"

I trust this is meant to make sense.

[thefuckening]

It means exactly what it says.

[lifeafterhope]

[... No, this is one case where it's just not worth it.]

[thefuckening]

[WISE MOVE.]

[timesbureaucrat]

[And here Narvin was already getting out the metaphorical popcorn to watch the fireworks.]

[tadwizard]

...or maybe you were a stupid peasant because you're always stupid? I mean, just a theory. I've met lots of smart people who would be a modern day equivalent to a peasant. And some villagers might be both, you know.

[thefuckening]

Or because all peasants are stupid. That's why they're peasants.

[tadwizard]

Uh...you know there's no test you have to fail to be a peasant, right? It's generally because your parents were peasants and their parents were peasants?

[strangehstorian]

What did you think of the sorcerer? As good as you?

[thefuckening]

Of course not. He had maybe a quarter of my power.

[Pause. As an afterthought:]

And a third of my dashing good looks.

[strangehstorian]

How did you feel about him when you were being ...terrorized? Scared?

[thefuckening]

[Shruuuug.] I thought he was a dick, I guess.

Video:

[tis_disapproval]

...to make a...

What?

Re: Video:

[thefuckening]

A dragon? [DUH.] It's only been prophesied for like, hundreds of years.

Re: Video:

[tis_disapproval]

Dragons aren't created like that!