Sep 24, 2011 19:35
Really, Admiral.
You cast me into a world quite like my own, rob me of my memories, put me in the role of a simple villager [He waves a hand and recites in a flippant, bored voice:] being terrorized by a brilliantly charismatic, handsome, well-dressed sorcerer of magnificent might and ability [Slightly under his breath:] (and possibly virility)--
All for what? To teach me a "lesson"? To show me that it's somehow wrong to set towns on fire, kill the fighters, make off with treasures and enslave the survivors? [Look, there are all VERY normal, respectable pastimes.] To show me that maybe it's kind of a dick move to command a band of ogres to destroy a chantry devoted to peace and light? Maybe I shouldn't try to fuck somebody to make a dragon?
I must say, Admiral. [HAVE SOME CLAPPING.] Well played.
[And now he breaks into a cackle.]
Because all you've done was remind me of how very stupid peasants are! [~MIRTHFUL CHUCKLING~] Ahhh, they really do deserve everything that's coming to them. [Laughing some more. He wipes a tear of joy.] Thank you for reminding me of all the good times I've had.
Priceless...
[With a happy sigh, he clicks off.]
[OOC: SORRY FOR POSSIBLY DROPPING A BUNCH OF TAGS IN LEEZAR'S LAST POST. I got a bit awkwarded out by my own character, but I think I've worked out how to feel less weird about him, SO. REINVIGORATED.
Also, even though I didn't post him during port, I'm assuming Leezar was just A HUMBLE VILLAGER who was living in a town terrorized by a sorcerer not unlike himself.]
.magic. motherfucker,
.leezar is full of wit,
.i'm the motherfucking chosen one