Internet FAIL!!!!
Seriously, there is not sdjfeoirgjkldfnva;gj!!! in the world for my current mood.
Yesterday:
Me: Hm... no internetz. Callz RCN.
RCN: Yes, you haz internetz fail. We can fix. In a week.
Me: Okay, that'll be me calling Comcast now.
RCN: Wait, wait! Maybe someone will cancel appointment and we can call you and come faster.
Me: You do that. Hello, Comcast?
Comcast: You can haz internetz! Come Monday morning and get modem and all will be good.
Me: Yay, internetz.
Today:
Drag arse out of bed early to be at Comcast at 9:00. Get to Comcast, get nifty Internetz in a box. Hook everything up. No internetz.
Me: Hello Comcast, there are no internetz in your box.
Comcast: Yes, internet fail. We can fix. Tomorrow morning.
Me: Less than great, but fine.
So I drag the computer around the corner to the coffee shop I hate, but has a big sign outside that says "FREE WI FI!". I order a smoothie, which takes roughly 2.6 years to actually make and sit down. Only... Wifi fail.
Me: There are no internetz here.
Coffeeshop guy: Oh yeah, I noticed that before. AT&T are supposed to be getting back to me on that.
Me: Argh. Also, this smoothie sucks. Who puts whip cream on an ice based smoothie? Fail.
So I drag myself back to my place and get in the car. Screw it. Library time. Drive to the library that is roughly 2 miles west and a few blocks north of me.
And I get this:
I am now at,"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????!!!???!!!" levels of pissed.
But now I am at even-more-out-of-the-way library. Seriously. 3 levels of fail just to get online? This is insane.
So if anyone's looking for Waldo, tell them to keep looking. :p
And I have stuff to do tonight and I have an important place to be tomorrow (which I need to get the pertenents off the web page for) and just... internet FAILZ SO HARD!!!
Yesterday:
Me: Hm... no internetz. Callz RCN.
RCN: Yes, you haz internetz fail. We can fix. In a week.
Me: Okay, that'll be me calling Comcast now.
RCN: Wait, wait! Maybe someone will cancel appointment and we can call you and come faster.
Me: You do that. Hello, Comcast?
Comcast: You can haz internetz! Come Monday morning and get modem and all will be good.
Me: Yay, internetz.
Today:
Drag arse out of bed early to be at Comcast at 9:00. Get to Comcast, get nifty Internetz in a box. Hook everything up. No internetz.
Me: Hello Comcast, there are no internetz in your box.
Comcast: Yes, internet fail. We can fix. Tomorrow morning.
Me: Less than great, but fine.
So I drag the computer around the corner to the coffee shop I hate, but has a big sign outside that says "FREE WI FI!". I order a smoothie, which takes roughly 2.6 years to actually make and sit down. Only... Wifi fail.
Me: There are no internetz here.
Coffeeshop guy: Oh yeah, I noticed that before. AT&T are supposed to be getting back to me on that.
Me: Argh. Also, this smoothie sucks. Who puts whip cream on an ice based smoothie? Fail.
So I drag myself back to my place and get in the car. Screw it. Library time. Drive to the library that is roughly 2 miles west and a few blocks north of me.
And I get this:
I am now at,"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????!!!???!!!" levels of pissed.
But now I am at even-more-out-of-the-way library. Seriously. 3 levels of fail just to get online? This is insane.
So if anyone's looking for Waldo, tell them to keep looking. :p
And I have stuff to do tonight and I have an important place to be tomorrow (which I need to get the pertenents off the web page for) and just... internet FAILZ SO HARD!!!