Well, now, that's just weird.
I write like
Stephen King
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!
I ran it twice - once with the essay I wrote and posted this morning and then again with a short fic. Both came up the same.
I'm very curious to know what criteria they use to base the results on, because... an essay on merit pay in education and a short angsty fic both read like "Cujo" to this thing? Bwuh?