Tic tic...
Blah blah blah. I'm rethinking my strategy for attracting women that doesn't include dieting or working out. I'm coming up with absolutely nothing. I tried the depressed angle but that only makes people feel bad for me, not attracted. I tried the whole comedic angle but then they just use me for humor, and want nothing else to do with me. Coming off of another traditionally bad RAW, I haven't exactly had the motivation to think of something good. Seriously, Vince McMahon makes me want to commit suicide knowing how much his booking sucks penis. Yeah let the creative juices flow leading into my massive suicide plot, I suck, later fellas...