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So it's finally happened!!! No. I'm keeping the growth. What I am talking about however, is that after years and years of weighing heavily on my unconscience mind I have finally gotten around to getting the nuts and bolts running on writing the next Great American Novel. I've created two dumpy characters named Hanzel and Gretel and, oh, they're so fabulous you've just got ... no ... well that's okay because I also did this wonderful story about an old grueling whale hunter ... oh, really ... three pigs. Shit.
GODDAMMIT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE ABOUT THEN.
There is that story about how I thought the Uffer twins were just one person and that I was being stalked by him within the confines of the Marcellus High School. Yeah ... I guess that sounds pretty good. There is also that story of how when I was younger having had just watched a Sally Jesse Raphael episode on UFOs I had gotten so scared that a spaceship would come and take my grandmother away that I forced her to stay inside the house while I patroled the outside with a bucket on my head and a rake in my hands. Getting better ...
Truth is, I've always wanted to become a writer and for the first time since writing this awful, let's-use-the-paper-it's-on-to-lite-the-stove story that involved way too many apple orchards I'm sitting myself down and I'm going to writea book.
I want Albert Pyun to direct the film adaptation.
GODDAMMIT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE ABOUT THEN.
There is that story about how I thought the Uffer twins were just one person and that I was being stalked by him within the confines of the Marcellus High School. Yeah ... I guess that sounds pretty good. There is also that story of how when I was younger having had just watched a Sally Jesse Raphael episode on UFOs I had gotten so scared that a spaceship would come and take my grandmother away that I forced her to stay inside the house while I patroled the outside with a bucket on my head and a rake in my hands. Getting better ...
Truth is, I've always wanted to become a writer and for the first time since writing this awful, let's-use-the-paper-it's-on-to-lite-the-stove story that involved way too many apple orchards I'm sitting myself down and I'm going to writea book.
I want Albert Pyun to direct the film adaptation.