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The theme for Trexx this past Friday night was "Bare as You Dare." With this in mind I got an old pair of jeans and cut as many holes as I possibly could in them. Upon entering I met a nice, older man who told me stories of going to Louisianna, and being friends with an elderly lady there that has hair redder than Lucille Ball's. Eventually he bought me a drink and continued on about losing all of his clothes in a club, and also about wine bottles going into places that one wouldn't normally want a wine bottle to be. At about this point Kelley showed up. She came with two of her friends, whom I got to know. All of us had a great time drinking, smoking, swearing, among all other forms of debouchery. At some time during the night we all decided to dance. I didn't expect for a half an hour. It maybe was for the best however, because three of us got invites to dance on stage with the chance to win a television or something. Kelley didn't want to dance so it ended up being me, along with the other girl that was in our group on stage taking off what lttle clothes we had on. Now I didn't win a t.v., or a crotch rocket - there weren't even any drink tickets in sight, but the fact that I got to flap my junk around in front of a room filled with about 100 or more people has "winner" written all over it.
Everyone should come out this Friday. I'm going dressed in something inspired by Leigh Bowery/Michael Alig. There will be blue dots and ..umm ... does anybody know how to apply fake eyelashes because I just kinda glued my eye shut. Someone please come.
Spent a couple of days this week over at Kyle and Rachel's playing video games.
Could somebody tell me who went on a drunken stuper and invented Yahoo messenger? The damn thing gives you the chance to cancel from signing on when it first starts up, but even when you do press "cancel" it'll sign you on anyway, then ask you again if you'd like to leave and it's pretty much a 50 questions with Fran at the front desk to make sure you want to leave after that.
Whenever I get a day off I usually sleep. This has gotten my mother very excited. Why? Well, it gives her the chance to tell me things like ... oh - that we have orange juice. What in the bloody hell is going through her mind when she does these things? Seriously. She woke me up from a perfect slumber just to tell me that we have orange juice. Now I dunno. Is there a commercial or something where she could have gotten the idea that orange juice of all things will wake me up - that'll give me the extra two hours of sleep that I need from not going to bed until 5 in the morning the night before? Now if we had O.J. Simpson in the fridge I would probably wake the fuck up, but holy Christ on acid what is she thinking.
Kinda ... no ... I did glue my eye shut. HA. I'm using eyelash glue too, just in case someone thinks I squirted Elmer's all over my face.
Gotta go up to SU to give Christina her Led Zeppelin poster and to annoy Nicole. Also got to go to OCC to see Alissa.
Went and visited Sara P. at Hot Topic today. Mmm mmm somebody's got to jump her bones. She's looking fantastic.
Everyone should come out this Friday. I'm going dressed in something inspired by Leigh Bowery/Michael Alig. There will be blue dots and ..umm ... does anybody know how to apply fake eyelashes because I just kinda glued my eye shut. Someone please come.
Spent a couple of days this week over at Kyle and Rachel's playing video games.
Could somebody tell me who went on a drunken stuper and invented Yahoo messenger? The damn thing gives you the chance to cancel from signing on when it first starts up, but even when you do press "cancel" it'll sign you on anyway, then ask you again if you'd like to leave and it's pretty much a 50 questions with Fran at the front desk to make sure you want to leave after that.
Whenever I get a day off I usually sleep. This has gotten my mother very excited. Why? Well, it gives her the chance to tell me things like ... oh - that we have orange juice. What in the bloody hell is going through her mind when she does these things? Seriously. She woke me up from a perfect slumber just to tell me that we have orange juice. Now I dunno. Is there a commercial or something where she could have gotten the idea that orange juice of all things will wake me up - that'll give me the extra two hours of sleep that I need from not going to bed until 5 in the morning the night before? Now if we had O.J. Simpson in the fridge I would probably wake the fuck up, but holy Christ on acid what is she thinking.
Kinda ... no ... I did glue my eye shut. HA. I'm using eyelash glue too, just in case someone thinks I squirted Elmer's all over my face.
Gotta go up to SU to give Christina her Led Zeppelin poster and to annoy Nicole. Also got to go to OCC to see Alissa.
Went and visited Sara P. at Hot Topic today. Mmm mmm somebody's got to jump her bones. She's looking fantastic.