BIG SURVEY TIME
Even though i just updated, i feel like doing something to burn time so im gonna redo this questioneer from 2 years back. many things changed.
BASICS
2. First Name: Ilya
3. Middle Name: Borisovich
4. Last Name: Degtev
5. Nickname(s): Ruski, Ilz, Commie, Russia
6. Favorite Nickname: its a tie between Ilz and Ruski
7. Least Favorite Nickname: Russia...thats a contry you 'tard
8. Hair Color: brown/bright black
9. Eye Color: Hazel or brown or something
10.Height: 5'9
11.Sex: male
12.Age: 18 (just a few more weeks....)
13.Weight when born: no clue
14.Where do you live: Malden MA
15.Month/Day/Year/ you were born: 2/25/1988
16.your sign: pisces
17.Your e-mail: ilyadegtev@hotmail.com or idegtev@gmail.com
18.Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: righty
19.Parents Names: Irina and Boris
20.Siblings: Older Brother
21.Siblings Names: Dima
22.Pets: used to have a poodle...
23.Pets names: Usta
24.Are you competing in any sports: yes
25.What sports: Tennis
26.Where were you born: Archangel, Russia
FAVORITES
27.Color: red/black
28.Least favorite color: swampy green, shit brown
29.Food: pizza
30.Drink: coke n' smoothies
31.Season: summer
32.Least favorite: fall...school begins
33.Number: 69...alright
34.Sport to play and compete in: awesome at volleyball, play tennis though
35.Least favorite sport: i dont like playing baseball. or football.
36.Sport to watch: baseball/tennis
37.Least favorite sport to watch: golf
38.Athlete: Tiger Woods, that nigga's got it.
39.Year: hopefully itll be 2006
40.Day of the week: saturday
41.Least favorite day of the week: monday
42.Holiday: New Year's
43.Least favorite: MLK day its basically stating that we are still rasist. we wouldnt need to celebrate this if we werent
44.Thing to wear: jeans and hoody
45.Magazine: Entertainment Weekly
46.Cologne or perfume: some italian thing i forget the name
47.Stores to shop at: Best Buy, Bannana Republic, Nautica, Aeropostale
48.Shampoo and Conditioner: Israeli crap.
49.Cereal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
50.Least favorite cereal: Cheerios meh
51.Sports Team/ Racing Driver: patriots/red sox/bruins/celtics
52.Least favorite Sports Team/ Racing Driver: the whole of Nascar
53.Book: A Song of Ice and Fire, Great Gatsby, 1984
54.Restaurant: Sakkio Japan
55.Things to say or do: your mom
56.Radio Station: WBCN
57.Least favorite radio station: Kiss 108 FM
58.Thing to do on weekends: Do thigns with friends, watch movies, eat, sleep, stores, parks
59.Mooned someone: possibly
60.T-peed someone’s house: camp
61.Been on an airplane: yes
62.Been on a ship: yes
63.Been on a train: too much
64.Saved someone’s life: yep...im looking at u doug riley
65.Shot a gun: toy/water guns and a shotgun (hunting)
66.Been in a car accident: yes 2
67.Had an operational surgery: yes
68.Visited another country: Yes, Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Canada
69.What school do you go to: Newman
70.GPA: something close to 3.7
71.Favorite subject: Classic Literature as long as we arent on the Aeneid
72.Least favorite subject: Calculus AP - fucking boring
73.Favorite teacher: Dudley
74.Least favorite teacher: Wallace
75.Favorite Grade: Senior
76.Least favorite grade: 5th
77.What do you like most about school: my friends. i love you guys.
78.What do you like least about school: homework and anxiety
MOVIES
79.Favorite movie: Return of the King, biatch
80.Least favorite movie: Hmmmm...Spartacus that was pretty terrible
81.Favorite actor and actress: Actress: Scarlett Johansen Male: Johnny Depp, Viggo Mortenson, Will Ferrel
82.Favorite Drama you have ever seen: The Pianist
83.Funniest Movie: American Pie definately
84.Action Movie: Gladiator
85.Romantic: The Notebook
85.Horror: Psycho
86.Latest movie that you have seen: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
87.Favorite Adam Sandler movie: Waterboy
88.Least favorite: Little Nicky was crappy
89.Favorite Chris Farley: no
TELEVISION
90.Favorite TV show: FAMILY GUY RULES ALL!!!
91.Favorite TV Channel: Comedy Central
92.Least favorite TV Channel: The shows about Jesus
93.Favorite person on TV: Stewie
94.Least favorite person on TV: Jesus, he’s a bad actor
95.Least favorite TV Show: OC
96.Last show you watched: Family Guy
97.Favorite commercial: I like movie trailers the most
98.Least favorite commercial: fitness commercials, food commercials cuz they make me hungry
99.WWF or WCW: fuck wrestling
100. Favorite Wrestler: fuck wrestling
101. Springer or Oprah: Springer, there’s incest going on
102. Half way done, how do you feel? Like I could go for some hardcore sex
MESSENGER SERVICES
103. What type of computer do you have: DELL
104. What type of printer do you have: EPSON
105. Do you have speakers: yea
106. How many people are on you buddy list: 200 or so
107. Who do you talk to mostly when you are online: simon, jeff, anna, or steph
108. Person(s) you never talk to but is on your buddy lists: a couple people from middle school
109. Last person you talked to on a messenger: Pati
110. Person you hate most on messenger: random people that IM me and tell me they are going to rape me
111. Favorite website: myspace…it is crack
112. Least favorite website: ebaum’s world
113. Do you have a web page: no
114. What is it: NO I DONT
116. Do you like messengers: yes
117. Which messenger system(s) AIM, ICQ
HAVE YOU EVER…
118. Got drunk: yeah
119. Smoked: no
120. Smoked marijuana: no
121. Smoked crack: o yea...everyday...FUCK NO
123. Tripped on acid: if by acid you mean chocolate ice cream then yes. NO I HAVE NOT
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124. Are you gay? no
125. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend: no
126. If so, what is his or her name: the same name as your MOTHER
127. How long have you been going out: no
MUSIC
128. Favorite kind of music: Alternative Rock, Metal, Britpop
129. Favorite album(s): Soundgarden - Suprunknown, Audioslave - Out of Exile
130. Favorite song from that album: love every frickin' one of them
131. Least favorite: rap
132. Favorite singer: Chris Cornell
133. Favorite music video: Hurt - Johnny Cash
TV CHANNELS
134. ABC, NBC, or CBS: NBC
135. MTV or VH1: VH1
136. TNN or CMT: TNN
137. MTV or MTV2: MTV2
SCHOOL
139. Do you like school: not really
140. Why? my friends
141. Why not? homework is taking up too much free time, stressful
143. Going to college after high school: TUFTS 2010
145. NO QUESTION! wtf is this shit. who made this fucking thing. u get a slap across the face
146. If so, what college: Tufts 2010
147. What to you want to major in: Law
148. Do you think you’ll be it: yes
149. What will you probably end up to be: rich Jewish lawyer
DRIVING
153. Can you drive: yes
154. Do you have your permit: yes
155. What kind of car do you want to have when you grow up: A BMW
156. Dodge or Toyota: Dodge
157. Ford or Chevy: Chevy
OTHER
158. Who do you hate?: GWB, wiggers
159. Best advice someone has given you: get through school and than have fun
160. Who gave that to you: basically everyone
161. Best looking man or woman you have ever seen: Scarlet Johansson (daydream…)
162. How much have you spent on a pair of shoes: maybe around 70 at most
163. For: myself
164. Do you swear: yes
165. Favorite swear word or phrase: fuck’n’cunt
166. Do you have a car: nope
167. If so, what kind: why do they do this to me
168. Where would you like to be right now: a big harem
169. Where don’t you want to be now: anywhere alone
170. What are you wearing right now: jeans and RUSSIA! T-shirt
171. Best inside joke you have heard: 2 fast 2 furious
172. Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
173. Hat or sunglasses: Sunglasses
174. Person who knows the most about me: Simon
175. Loudest person: Carey Dunfey
176. Craziest or funniest person you know: Simon
177. How far have you gone? Where? makes sarcastic confused face
178. Funniest person I know: Simon
179. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: unless u consider my numerous “hoes” stuffed animals.
180. If so what is it’s name: Jack.
181. If you could dye your hair, what color would it be: black
182. Any piercings: no
183. If you could pierce any part of your body, where would you pierce it: ear
184. Where wouldn’t you pierce your body at: where the sun don't shine
185. If you could have a tattoo, what would it be:kermit the frog...wait no, a SKULL
186. Where would you put it: on my ass...rock on
187. Where wouldn’t you put it: on my forehead
188. Dennis Rodman, cool or wacko: fucking weird
189. Drinks with or without ice cubes: little ice
190. Do you have a collection: nope. If u don’t count the numerous human remains
191. If so, of what: …numerous human remains…
192. Are you a member of Columbia house: wats that some sort of a whore house?
193. If so, how long: im not
194. Do you have a night light: nope
195. Are you afraid of the dark: sometimes
196. Something you’d like to try: bungie jumping but id have to be unconscious
197. Bath or shower: shower
199. How many times do you brush your teeth a day? twice
200. Boxers or briefs: boxers
201. What do you think of the person who sent this to you: got it from my own livejournal from 2 years ago
202. Is this the largest questionnaire you have ever filled out: yes’m
203. How do you feel after doing this survey: i feel like I’ve wasted an hour
204. Are you going to pass this on: no
205. Why: because im fucking lazy thats why
206. The time is: 5:29 PM
How long did it take you to fill this out: 40 mins
ok so i leave this to ur enjoyment. waste as much time as u want.
BASICS
2. First Name: Ilya
3. Middle Name: Borisovich
4. Last Name: Degtev
5. Nickname(s): Ruski, Ilz, Commie, Russia
6. Favorite Nickname: its a tie between Ilz and Ruski
7. Least Favorite Nickname: Russia...thats a contry you 'tard
8. Hair Color: brown/bright black
9. Eye Color: Hazel or brown or something
10.Height: 5'9
11.Sex: male
12.Age: 18 (just a few more weeks....)
13.Weight when born: no clue
14.Where do you live: Malden MA
15.Month/Day/Year/ you were born: 2/25/1988
16.your sign: pisces
17.Your e-mail: ilyadegtev@hotmail.com or idegtev@gmail.com
18.Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: righty
19.Parents Names: Irina and Boris
20.Siblings: Older Brother
21.Siblings Names: Dima
22.Pets: used to have a poodle...
23.Pets names: Usta
24.Are you competing in any sports: yes
25.What sports: Tennis
26.Where were you born: Archangel, Russia
FAVORITES
27.Color: red/black
28.Least favorite color: swampy green, shit brown
29.Food: pizza
30.Drink: coke n' smoothies
31.Season: summer
32.Least favorite: fall...school begins
33.Number: 69...alright
34.Sport to play and compete in: awesome at volleyball, play tennis though
35.Least favorite sport: i dont like playing baseball. or football.
36.Sport to watch: baseball/tennis
37.Least favorite sport to watch: golf
38.Athlete: Tiger Woods, that nigga's got it.
39.Year: hopefully itll be 2006
40.Day of the week: saturday
41.Least favorite day of the week: monday
42.Holiday: New Year's
43.Least favorite: MLK day its basically stating that we are still rasist. we wouldnt need to celebrate this if we werent
44.Thing to wear: jeans and hoody
45.Magazine: Entertainment Weekly
46.Cologne or perfume: some italian thing i forget the name
47.Stores to shop at: Best Buy, Bannana Republic, Nautica, Aeropostale
48.Shampoo and Conditioner: Israeli crap.
49.Cereal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
50.Least favorite cereal: Cheerios meh
51.Sports Team/ Racing Driver: patriots/red sox/bruins/celtics
52.Least favorite Sports Team/ Racing Driver: the whole of Nascar
53.Book: A Song of Ice and Fire, Great Gatsby, 1984
54.Restaurant: Sakkio Japan
55.Things to say or do: your mom
56.Radio Station: WBCN
57.Least favorite radio station: Kiss 108 FM
58.Thing to do on weekends: Do thigns with friends, watch movies, eat, sleep, stores, parks
59.Mooned someone: possibly
60.T-peed someone’s house: camp
61.Been on an airplane: yes
62.Been on a ship: yes
63.Been on a train: too much
64.Saved someone’s life: yep...im looking at u doug riley
65.Shot a gun: toy/water guns and a shotgun (hunting)
66.Been in a car accident: yes 2
67.Had an operational surgery: yes
68.Visited another country: Yes, Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Canada
69.What school do you go to: Newman
70.GPA: something close to 3.7
71.Favorite subject: Classic Literature as long as we arent on the Aeneid
72.Least favorite subject: Calculus AP - fucking boring
73.Favorite teacher: Dudley
74.Least favorite teacher: Wallace
75.Favorite Grade: Senior
76.Least favorite grade: 5th
77.What do you like most about school: my friends. i love you guys.
78.What do you like least about school: homework and anxiety
MOVIES
79.Favorite movie: Return of the King, biatch
80.Least favorite movie: Hmmmm...Spartacus that was pretty terrible
81.Favorite actor and actress: Actress: Scarlett Johansen Male: Johnny Depp, Viggo Mortenson, Will Ferrel
82.Favorite Drama you have ever seen: The Pianist
83.Funniest Movie: American Pie definately
84.Action Movie: Gladiator
85.Romantic: The Notebook
85.Horror: Psycho
86.Latest movie that you have seen: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
87.Favorite Adam Sandler movie: Waterboy
88.Least favorite: Little Nicky was crappy
89.Favorite Chris Farley: no
TELEVISION
90.Favorite TV show: FAMILY GUY RULES ALL!!!
91.Favorite TV Channel: Comedy Central
92.Least favorite TV Channel: The shows about Jesus
93.Favorite person on TV: Stewie
94.Least favorite person on TV: Jesus, he’s a bad actor
95.Least favorite TV Show: OC
96.Last show you watched: Family Guy
97.Favorite commercial: I like movie trailers the most
98.Least favorite commercial: fitness commercials, food commercials cuz they make me hungry
99.WWF or WCW: fuck wrestling
100. Favorite Wrestler: fuck wrestling
101. Springer or Oprah: Springer, there’s incest going on
102. Half way done, how do you feel? Like I could go for some hardcore sex
MESSENGER SERVICES
103. What type of computer do you have: DELL
104. What type of printer do you have: EPSON
105. Do you have speakers: yea
106. How many people are on you buddy list: 200 or so
107. Who do you talk to mostly when you are online: simon, jeff, anna, or steph
108. Person(s) you never talk to but is on your buddy lists: a couple people from middle school
109. Last person you talked to on a messenger: Pati
110. Person you hate most on messenger: random people that IM me and tell me they are going to rape me
111. Favorite website: myspace…it is crack
112. Least favorite website: ebaum’s world
113. Do you have a web page: no
114. What is it: NO I DONT
116. Do you like messengers: yes
117. Which messenger system(s) AIM, ICQ
HAVE YOU EVER…
118. Got drunk: yeah
119. Smoked: no
120. Smoked marijuana: no
121. Smoked crack: o yea...everyday...FUCK NO
123. Tripped on acid: if by acid you mean chocolate ice cream then yes. NO I HAVE NOT
OTHER
124. Are you gay? no
125. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend: no
126. If so, what is his or her name: the same name as your MOTHER
127. How long have you been going out: no
MUSIC
128. Favorite kind of music: Alternative Rock, Metal, Britpop
129. Favorite album(s): Soundgarden - Suprunknown, Audioslave - Out of Exile
130. Favorite song from that album: love every frickin' one of them
131. Least favorite: rap
132. Favorite singer: Chris Cornell
133. Favorite music video: Hurt - Johnny Cash
TV CHANNELS
134. ABC, NBC, or CBS: NBC
135. MTV or VH1: VH1
136. TNN or CMT: TNN
137. MTV or MTV2: MTV2
SCHOOL
139. Do you like school: not really
140. Why? my friends
141. Why not? homework is taking up too much free time, stressful
143. Going to college after high school: TUFTS 2010
145. NO QUESTION! wtf is this shit. who made this fucking thing. u get a slap across the face
146. If so, what college: Tufts 2010
147. What to you want to major in: Law
148. Do you think you’ll be it: yes
149. What will you probably end up to be: rich Jewish lawyer
DRIVING
153. Can you drive: yes
154. Do you have your permit: yes
155. What kind of car do you want to have when you grow up: A BMW
156. Dodge or Toyota: Dodge
157. Ford or Chevy: Chevy
OTHER
158. Who do you hate?: GWB, wiggers
159. Best advice someone has given you: get through school and than have fun
160. Who gave that to you: basically everyone
161. Best looking man or woman you have ever seen: Scarlet Johansson (daydream…)
162. How much have you spent on a pair of shoes: maybe around 70 at most
163. For: myself
164. Do you swear: yes
165. Favorite swear word or phrase: fuck’n’cunt
166. Do you have a car: nope
167. If so, what kind: why do they do this to me
168. Where would you like to be right now: a big harem
169. Where don’t you want to be now: anywhere alone
170. What are you wearing right now: jeans and RUSSIA! T-shirt
171. Best inside joke you have heard: 2 fast 2 furious
172. Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
173. Hat or sunglasses: Sunglasses
174. Person who knows the most about me: Simon
175. Loudest person: Carey Dunfey
176. Craziest or funniest person you know: Simon
177. How far have you gone? Where? makes sarcastic confused face
178. Funniest person I know: Simon
179. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: unless u consider my numerous “hoes” stuffed animals.
180. If so what is it’s name: Jack.
181. If you could dye your hair, what color would it be: black
182. Any piercings: no
183. If you could pierce any part of your body, where would you pierce it: ear
184. Where wouldn’t you pierce your body at: where the sun don't shine
185. If you could have a tattoo, what would it be:kermit the frog...wait no, a SKULL
186. Where would you put it: on my ass...rock on
187. Where wouldn’t you put it: on my forehead
188. Dennis Rodman, cool or wacko: fucking weird
189. Drinks with or without ice cubes: little ice
190. Do you have a collection: nope. If u don’t count the numerous human remains
191. If so, of what: …numerous human remains…
192. Are you a member of Columbia house: wats that some sort of a whore house?
193. If so, how long: im not
194. Do you have a night light: nope
195. Are you afraid of the dark: sometimes
196. Something you’d like to try: bungie jumping but id have to be unconscious
197. Bath or shower: shower
199. How many times do you brush your teeth a day? twice
200. Boxers or briefs: boxers
201. What do you think of the person who sent this to you: got it from my own livejournal from 2 years ago
202. Is this the largest questionnaire you have ever filled out: yes’m
203. How do you feel after doing this survey: i feel like I’ve wasted an hour
204. Are you going to pass this on: no
205. Why: because im fucking lazy thats why
206. The time is: 5:29 PM
How long did it take you to fill this out: 40 mins
ok so i leave this to ur enjoyment. waste as much time as u want.