You spend all your time trying to get their attention, trying to do something they'll approve of.

Then one small accident, exposed to mercury for just a bit too long, though it could have been anything, and you've had it. And they're too wrapped up in their own work to even notice!

It's only days later when you're in fucking agony that they see ( Read more... )

Don't even ask.

[clattering and a kid's voice ranting and shouting]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?

[the crash of a mirror being broken]

Oww. HELL NO!

I'm damned if I'm spending a whole day looking like this!

((ooc: No powers for the day at all...so he's reverted to what he should look like, and is just a normal human. ( Cut for tl;dr ooc explanation )

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What the hell, why can't I shapeshift? Damn City!

...so what wonderful curse do we have this time?

((ooc: he swapped with Dante, he just...doesn't know it yet ^^))

Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!

Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.

( more singing )

Great, I can still shapeshift but only into other kinds of toys. This is so stupid.

...could be worse. At least I'm not a pony.

Damn it, out of all the people I could have been switched with!

You'd better watch what you do while you're me, you idiot.

...great, I'm blonde and I can't change out of it.

Does anyone have hairdye? Preferably blue.

What...

Not this place again!

((ooc: repeat of the Road Less Taken curse))

E.

Really fucking original.

And Ran, stop hiding. Don't make me come look for you.

((ooc: ...he's an actual sin, don't see what else it could be >.>))