039 - Voice Post

[theenviousone]

Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!

Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.

Comments

[reaping_havoc]

....What?

[theenviousone]

I'm sorry mama,
I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry,
but tonight i'm
cleanin' out my closet

..don't. Say. A word.

[reaping_havoc]

...Can I sing too?

[theenviousone]

...you're spared being cursed and you want to join in anyway?

[reaping_havoc]

I'm-

The internet is really really great
(For porn)
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
(For porn)
There's always some new site,
(For porn!)
I browse all day and night
(For porn!)
It's like I’m surfing at the speed of light
(For porn!)

...oh, fuck me.

[theenviousone]

Hah, so much for..

Now throw your hands up in the air
And wave 'em around like you just don't care
If you wanna party let me hear you yell
'Cause we've got it goin' on again

...that.

[reaping_havoc]

Screw this.

What do you do with a B.A. in English,
What is my life going to be?
Four years of college and plenty of knowledge,
Have earned me this useless degree.

I can't pay the bills yet,
'Cause I have no skills yet,
The world is a big scary place.

[theenviousone]

Still think it's funny?

Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up,
And say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?

[reaping_havoc]

...No.

[theenviousone]

Didn't think so.