Snake Charmer
Was just getting up and about this morning after my final shift of night work last night when I received word that our friends around the corner had an ...issue... with which they needed assistance.
As it turns out, a little snake had somehow gotten into a bedroom of their place, and no one in our big bad community of lesbians was willing to step forward and lend a hand - until word of their (verging on) desperate situation reached me, of course!
I swung swiftly into motion and was at their house in a flash. Within mere moments, myself and the braver of the two (the Femme!) had located the slithering interloper while the tough butch of the pair stood safely looking on from the doorway.
I then began true snake charmer magic with the business end of a broom handle, and eventually corralled the mighty beast (all 2.5 feet of him) in a corner. With sure and steady hand, I grasped the elusive fellow and transferred him gently to a waiting box for safe transport outside.
Unfortunately, I had responded to this emergency so rapidly I forgot to take my camera with me, so there is sadly no photo documentation of this morning's adventure and my adroit handling of the situation.
And let me add, anyone who says I jumped around and screamed like a girl upon picking up the wiley creature is just itching for a fight. ; )
As it turns out, a little snake had somehow gotten into a bedroom of their place, and no one in our big bad community of lesbians was willing to step forward and lend a hand - until word of their (verging on) desperate situation reached me, of course!
I swung swiftly into motion and was at their house in a flash. Within mere moments, myself and the braver of the two (the Femme!) had located the slithering interloper while the tough butch of the pair stood safely looking on from the doorway.
I then began true snake charmer magic with the business end of a broom handle, and eventually corralled the mighty beast (all 2.5 feet of him) in a corner. With sure and steady hand, I grasped the elusive fellow and transferred him gently to a waiting box for safe transport outside.
Unfortunately, I had responded to this emergency so rapidly I forgot to take my camera with me, so there is sadly no photo documentation of this morning's adventure and my adroit handling of the situation.
And let me add, anyone who says I jumped around and screamed like a girl upon picking up the wiley creature is just itching for a fight. ; )