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[oftheturks_yo]

Hey hey, Cloudy, you around here anyplace? Ya kinda lost elsewhere, man, Vinnie asked me to check in on your, y'know, sanity, or some shit? What's going on? Ya turnin' AWOL hobo on us again

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[velvetremnant]

You.

[oftheturks_yo]

Me? Who what the fuck, YOU? Whaaat, do I have shit on my face or something? Quit starin'!

What's your bro done to Cloud?

[velvetremnant]

Feeling self-conscious?

Kadaj is in pain and our traitorous brother has only made it worse.

[oftheturks_yo]

Always!

Oh psssh, that jerk's always in pain. He eats a Twiglet the wrong way, PAIN. Accidentally commits suicide via avatar mumbo-jumbo, PAIN. How's Cloud involved? I don't get it, makes no sense. Why'm I always the guy that's gotta deal with the aftermath of these things.

Why in the name of Shin-Ra am I even talking to you?

[thenimbuseffect]

I'm fine.

[oftheturks_yo]

You don't look fine, yo. Whassup? Y'all right? You're lookin' bit more pissy than usual there, how abouts you give ol' uncle Reno a proper report?

[thenimbuseffect]

No.

[oftheturks_yo]

Whaddya MEAN "no"? I just got a sound ear lashing off'a Vincent for not being around to provide "proficient support". WHAT. IS. THAT. ABOUT. I've got things to do, Cloud, c'mon. I'll guess if you don't start, OK. I will!

You shagged Kadaj in front of an audience?

Kadaj shagged you in front of an audience?

Neither of you guys thought to make a bundle and CHARGE?

Man, don't get all miserable-faced like that, seriously. Huh?