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[oftheturks_yo]

Hey hey, Cloudy, you around here anyplace? Ya kinda lost elsewhere, man, Vinnie asked me to check in on your, y'know, sanity, or some shit? What's going on? Ya turnin' AWOL hobo on us again

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[velvetremnant]

You.

[oftheturks_yo]

Me? Who what the fuck, YOU? Whaaat, do I have shit on my face or something? Quit starin'!

What's your bro done to Cloud?

[velvetremnant]

Feeling self-conscious?

Kadaj is in pain and our traitorous brother has only made it worse.

[oftheturks_yo]

Always!

Oh psssh, that jerk's always in pain. He eats a Twiglet the wrong way, PAIN. Accidentally commits suicide via avatar mumbo-jumbo, PAIN. How's Cloud involved? I don't get it, makes no sense. Why'm I always the guy that's gotta deal with the aftermath of these things.

Why in the name of Shin-Ra am I even talking to you?

[velvetremnant]

Hn. You are still no fun.

[oftheturks_yo]

Hey, I'm a hoot and a holler, y'just don't know it, sweetheart.

All's I know, I got sent here because my buddy's dug himself a grave with Kadaj, I don't personally give a crap which one, I'm more the one-man cavalry 'cause no one else can make it. I'm the defense mechanism. Every Kadaj I've ever met has been a snotty lil' prick, so I'm betting things ain't comin' up smelling of roses.

AND I'M STILL IN THE DARK, WHAT'S GOING ON, ASLSPPJEN;;'>. I HATE NOT KNOWIN THIS STUFF PISSES ALL HELL OUTTA ME

Cut me some slack, girlie?

[velvetremnant]

And still unfit to be told secrets? It's not a surprise, given the size of your mouth.

[oftheturks_yo]

AHA, noticing the size of things, eh? Can hardly blame you.

[velvetremnant]

Your mouth does the most compensation.

[oftheturks_yo]

Still here though, ain't ya.

Always wanted to touch this hair. Incredible stuff, so damn long. Heheh, you ever unzip that leather leotard when you get hot or have you forgotten how?

[velvetremnant]

Nn. You are desperate enough to lose that hand.

[oftheturks_yo]

Annnnd retreating! Whoa there, Silvia! You never indulged in a free box of chocolates before? Sheesh.

[velvetremnant]

You never were a challenge.

[oftheturks_yo]

Oh great, you would be bluffing. First piece of tail that doesn't rip me limb from limb and I screw myself over by doing the chivalrous thing, shit. Hell if I'm gonna chase you now.

Hardly worth the effort, anyways. Bit pock-marked on a cheek there.

[velvetremnant]

There was no bluff. You are no challenge; to neither catch, nor defeat.

[oftheturks_yo]

I seem to remember being ALIVE while you DIED, so there. Pretty much nullifies your pissant self-congratulations.

Yeah, and you're not worth challenging, yo.

... Close your mouth, hon. Drool's shinin'.