REPENT, YE SINNNERS! FOR THE AHPOKOLISPE APPROACHES! PRAAAISE THE LORD, FOR HE SAVES ALL! IT IS NOT TOO LATE! BRING YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR BEST FRIENDS NEIGHBOR, THEY CAN ALL BE SAVED BY THE BLOOD OF THE LORD! IN HIS NAME WE PRAY FOR THE SALVATION OF THE SOULS OF THOSE WHO DID NOT REPENT! THE SOULS OF THOSE WHO DID NOT WORSHIP! THE SOULS OF THOSE THAT HAVE SINNED! WE PRAY...*insert cheesy, "oh god" filled prayer here
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Let me just say, Michelle, that I just read that entire thing with my mouth hanging open. I'm so sorry you had to go through that. I would shoot myself. And then blame God.
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Oh god. This is a sign of the apocalypse.
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I'm so sorry you had to go through that. I would shoot myself. And then blame God.
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Praise God for not being Christian.
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DAAMMMNN YOUUU GOD!
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