Diamond Studded Cell Phone?

[thedragondied]

Okay, I was in the middle of making a kick ass entry here, and this damn pop up opened! So I X-ed it, and this window died too

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[thedragondied]

REPENT, YE SINNNERS! FOR THE AHPOKOLISPE APPROACHES! PRAAAISE THE LORD, FOR HE SAVES ALL! IT IS NOT TOO LATE! BRING YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR BEST FRIENDS NEIGHBOR, THEY CAN ALL BE SAVED BY THE BLOOD OF THE LORD! IN HIS NAME WE PRAY FOR THE SALVATION OF THE SOULS OF THOSE WHO DID NOT REPENT! THE SOULS OF THOSE WHO DID NOT WORSHIP! THE SOULS OF THOSE THAT HAVE SINNED! WE PRAY...*insert cheesy, "oh god" filled prayer here*

AAAMMMEEENNN!

CAN I GET A WITNESS??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENN!

AH SAID, CAN I GET A WIT-NESS UP IN HE-AR??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN!

CAN I GET A HAULILUIAH?

HAAAUUULLLIIILUUUUIIIAAAHHH!

AH SAID, CAN I GET A HA-LI-LUUU-LIAH UP IN HE-AR????

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLIIIIILLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

HAAUULLIIILUUUULIAH!!

*some cheesy hymn is sung here*

*crazy preacher man goes back to yammering on how we all have sinned for the next hour and a half*

*after repeated standing up and sitting down, you get tired*

*finally, after hours of torture by pew and by bigotry, you get to leave*

-A synopsis of your average church service.

[chaotic_whim]

Let me just say, Michelle, that I just read that entire thing with my mouth hanging open.
I'm so sorry you had to go through that. I would shoot myself. And then blame God.

[thedragondied]

Yes.

Praise God for not being Christian.

lol

DAAMMMNN YOUUU GOD!