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What is your name?jake montezAre you named after anyone?this john wayne movie called Big JakeWhat's your screename?DerWilleZurMaktWould you name a child of yours after you?probly notIf you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?alexisIf you could switch names with a friend who would it be?i wouldn'tAre there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?jackWould you drop your last name if you became famous?i'd hope the masses would remember it, i have a really simple nameBasicsYour gender:maleStraight/Gay/Bi:straightSingle?yeshIf not, do you want to be?Birthdate:september 11th, 1987Your age:seventeenAge you act:the one i never want to actAge you wish you were:this has been my year so far, so i'm liking 17Your height:six feetEye color:they're usually percieved as brownHappy with it?veryHair color:jet blackHappy with it?completelyLefty/righty/ambidextrous:left handedYour living arrangement:::looks around:: lots of wood and steelYour family:what about them? they're upon a deeper sense of realityHave any pets?yesh, i have a plethora of perros: red, jimmie, hootie man, peanuts, bud, and happyWhats your job?as of now my job is to...present the image of successful educationPiercings?nah, not just yet, maybe an eyebrow later on Tattoos?nah, not just yet, maybe a latin phrase on my pec some day that says "Hodie demisit nihil"Obsessions?music, my guitar, artistic expression, passionAddictions?passion, caffiene, oxygenDo you speak another language?yesh, latinHave a favorite quote?i like to ask my teachers on friday afternoons "(teachre name here), how was your weekend?" i usually get "it hasn't hppnd yet."Do you have a webpage?yeah, i guess.Deep Thoughts About Life and You in itDo you live in the moment?i didn't know there was any other way to live except for the one that you're currently subjected toDo you consider yourself tolerant of others?quiteDo you have any secrets?a fewDo you hate yourself?not at allDo you like your handwriting?shit yeah, it's all...small and wide and pointyDo you have any bad habits?yeah, recently broke it tho. 'twas jacking offWhat is the compliment you get from most people?"you play guitar? that's awesome!"If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?either Big Toe or 5 A.M.What's your biggest fear?being wrong about religionCan you sing?well? probly not.Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?i sometimes pretend i'm a fat dude when i'm at buffets so i can get around quickerAre you a loner?i have my momentsWhat are your #1 priorities in life?now? hmm...school, advancing my guitar skills, making memoriesIf you were another person, would you be friends with you?maybe, if had my personality that i have now tho, i wouldn't. Are you a daredevil?i'm getting there. my biggest crazy shit that i've done was pee outsideIs there anything you fear or hate about yourself?i fear being wrongAre you passive or agressive?assertiveDo you have a journal?yeshWhat is your greatest strength and weakness?my greatest strength is my knack for being the fire in the dark, but my weakness is that i find that i usually don't need helpIf you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?birth? to unexist myself. that's not suicidal tho. Do you think you are emotionally strong?veryIs there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?not a thing, everything has happnd because it had a reason to happenDo you think life has been good so far?i think it has been strange and that good isn't the proper word usageWhat is the most important lesson you've learned from life?listen before you talk, you learn a lot more about the world that way.What do you like the most about your body?my handsAnd least?my bodyDo you think you are good looking?not the best lookin' dude around but i'll pass for inspectionAre you confident?yesWhat is the fictional character you are most like?gimli from lord of the ringsAre you perceived wrongly?all the time. that's great tho...to be misunderstood is to be with genius. (good ol thoreau)Do You...Smoke?yes, marijuanaDo drugs?on occassion, yes.Read the newspaper?as much as i can. never political, always world news.Pray?no, i've never felt a connection with god. call me crazy but i think when a person prays, the entity they feel connected to is a manifestation of a superbeing within their ownGo to church?when i do, i don't feel any passion.Talk to strangers who IM you?of course.Sleep with stuffed animals?not anymore. i used to sleep with a blue penguin for about a week. then my sister got it.Take walks in the rain?i would definitly like to.Talk to people even though you hate them?definitly, builds character.Drive?with a permitLike to drive fast?not really, but it gets one places quickerWould or Have You Ever?Liked your voice?now it's pretty deep because i'm sick. i'm liking it.Hurt yourself?i've fucked up my arm pretty bad skateboardingBeen out of the country?mexikoEaten something that made other people sick?yeah, sushi.Been in love?yeah, i think it was more obsession tho. im probly in love right now and don't know itDone drugs?yes and yes. and i'm still intelligentGone skinny dipping?nah, but i would definitly like toHad a medical emergency?pneumoniaHad surgery?a spinal tapRan away from home?yeah, it was the first time my mom went crazPlayed strip poker?nah, i'd be the last one naked tho.Gotten beaten up?oh yeah, oh yeah.Beaten someone up?i don't really need to anymore. it's more of an intimidation thing.Been picked on?yeah, it's called elementary.Been on stage?had my first performance on one. Slept outdoors?all the time. camping kicks ass.Thought about suicide?when i was in ISS, yeah.Pulled an all nighter?doing one right nowIf yes, what is your record?my record is a weekGone one day without food?easilyTalked on the phone all night?oh yeah, back in the summer. the person i was talking to was in minnesotaSlept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?no, but i'm dying to do so.Slept all day?nah, don't want to either. once the dream is done, go.Killed someone?yes. Made out with a stranger?nope don't think i will eitherHad sex with a stranger?that's definitly on my to do listThought you're going crazy?still am. i love that feeling. telling myself "you kno man, it's been five days since you have slept, smorgisborgnine!"Kissed the same sex?my dog jimmieDone anything sexual with the same sex?no, d-d-d-definitly no.Been betrayed?probably, didn't care enough to notice though.Had a dream that came true?not that i can rememberBroken the law?yeah, weed smoker.Met a famous person?Scott Dalhover of Dangerous ToysHave you ever killed an animal by accident?problyOn purpose?if i killed an animal, i probly intended it.Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?yeah, i don't talk to that person now tho. so that wasn't the best idea i've hadStolen anything?i think so, but probly not.Been on radio/tv?i've been on video.Been in a mosh-pit?warped tour 00Had a nervous breakdown?nah, but i bet it would be fun. you kno, having all your nerves just breakdown.Bungee jumped?i want toHad a dream that kept coming back?nah, we're not in a movie.BeliefsBelive in life on other planets?i don't BELIEVE in anything. i THINK there is life on other planets.Miracles?seeing is believing said the roman catholic. yet, for those who not lie within the eyes of god shall reap satisfaction.Astrology?my mom does.Magic?i thought i was a necromancer in 7th grade.God?the concept that there has to be an entity dominating my existence renders me somewhat helpless to acknowledging a deitic existence. in other words, no.Satan?who thought of "evil"? because i seriously would like to feed them to ravenous maggots.Santa?definitly.Ghosts?ahh, no. ghosts are an insult to the dead. should the earth be a supernatural plane for the dead to wander, and that i'm actually dead. then yes, i think there are ghosts .Luck?luck is mathematics. everything is mathematic. black holes, are mathematic. and they yield output. (remind me to tell that one to you xena)Love at first sight?that's probly not a good ideaYin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?you kno, i don't there is good or evil just because we say so. we as humans dub certain objects and entities good and evil because we need it. there is no good or evil.Witches?xena was a witch, so was veronica. so yes.Easter bunny?easter is dumb. it doesn't even have anything to do with the biblical definition.Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?if someone loved that person who they are faithful to, it's a great possibilityBelieve theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?i hate to dip into the scientific explanation. no.Do you wish on stars?it's been a while since doing so but i think with the right person, it'd present itself as enjoyable.Deep Theological QuestionsDo you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?no, i'm growing fond of the norse and hindu traditions of paradise and purgatory.Do you think God has a gender?if he/she did, and i met him/her i would be for the first time, afraid.Do you believe in organized religion?that's a big negatory.Where do you think we go when we die?most likely a place that has no need for newtonian physics or laws to abide by.FriendsDo you have any gay/lesbian friends?i think i have some bisexual friends. i have one lesbian friend...you kno who you are, think Dio.Who is your best friend?hector or xenaWho's the one person that knows most about you?lisetteWhat's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?listen to what the world has to say before running your mouth, you'll learn more.Your favourite inside joke?"where are we? Stay out of my pockets." damn, i love that.Thing you're picked on most about?my unibrow remnantsWho's your longest known friend?i would have to say my sister, bayly. her and i are really strange now. she's a sexaholic and i'm a pothead. hahaha, i love that.Newest?probly dan wrobShyest?misty meadowsFunniest?hector jSweetest?mandy or xenaClosest?bayly, my sister.Weirdest?xenaSmartest?robert jakubowskiDitziest?mandy kummerFriends you miss being close to the most?priscillaLast person you talked to online?xena, at 5 amWho do you talk to most online?xenaWho are you on the phone with most?i don't use the phoneWho do you trust most?bayly and xenaWho listens to your problems?i can't remember the last time i had problemsWho do you fight most with?baylyWho's the nicest?i don't have any nice friends. they're all assholes in the world some way or another.Who's the most outgoing?sanornikoneWho's the best singer?xena can sing lacuna coil apparently Who's on your shit-list?godHave you ever thought of having sex with a friend?yesWho's your second family?my biological fatherDo you always feel understood?not really, but it doesn't matter.Who's the loudest friend?chrissy hoffmanDo you trust others easily?veryWho's house were you last at?xena'sName one person who's arms you feel safe in:heh...stay outa my pocketsDo your friends know you?probly notFriend that lives farthest away:priscilla, in conneticutLove and All ThatDo you consider love a mistake?love is a beautiful thingWhat do you find romantic?laying on the floor listening to musicTurn-on?music guruTurn-off?not a music guruFirst kiss?vainIf someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?concernedDo you prefer knowing someone before dating them or goingdefinitlyHave u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy outnoHave you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractivnoDo you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?who caresWhat is best about the opposite sex?either their scent or their hairWhat is the worst thing about the opposite sex?being fickleWhat's the last present someone gave you?a daggerAre you in love?i've been thinking about it a little bitDo you consider your significant other hot?if there was one, probablyWho Was the Last Person...That haunted you?nobodyYou wanted to kill?nobodyThat you laughed at?a fat kidThat laughed at you?hector cuz i used to be a necromancerThat turned you on?ms. slaughterfest's outfitYou went shopping with?hector, for a king diamond cdThat broke your heart?nobodyTo disappoint you?nooneTo ask you out?nobodyTo make you cry?lisette a couple years agoTo brighten up your day?xena, at 5 amThat you thought about?my momYou saw a movie with?can't rememberYou talked to on the phone?my grandmaYou talked to through IM/ICQ?xenaYou saw?kenYou lost?nobodyRight This Moment...Are you going out?no, it's 7 am nowWill it be with your significant other?hope soOr some random person?noWhat are you wearing right now?white shirt, blue cargo shortsBody part you're touching right now:thumbsWhat are you worried about right now?my CISCO labsWhat book are you reading?Be Gone, Satan!What's on your mousepad?don't have oneUse 5 words to describe how you're feeling:cold, wet, comfortable, tired, nostalgicAre you bored?not at allAre you tired?veryAre you talking to anyone online?no, it's 7 am Are you talking to anyone on the phone?yes, god.Are you lonely or content?contentAre you listening to music?yesh, trip hop.
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