In which I discuss both Disney and penises. Intrigued?
This icon says what I have always known but have never had the words to say.
So apparently both canaries are male. They spent some time trying to kill each other this morning until Holly separated them. Somehow they have been together for two years and both are still alive and not horribly mutilated. They also both sing these incredible insane things that I have to record.
The Little Mermaid is on right now, which I happily tolerate due to both my childhood love of it and to Ariel's incredible hotness. And, well, has anyone else ever considered the idea that Ursula and King Triton had this huge, hot, sordid affair in the past? You know, "when she lived in the palace?" Or perhaps I am just a sick and fundamentally wrong individual. Really though. Think about it.
We are also lucky enough to have the old version whose cover depicts "the palace with the phallus" (go here and look right in the middle of the castle). And then there is the priest's, um, excitement about performing the marriage ceremony. Yes, in the photo it does look like his knee, but if you've seen it on the video IT IS SO TOTALLY NOT! Of course Disney says that all of this was an accident and that we are all deranged sex-crazed freaks for reading too much into it. Perhaps we're both right.
So apparently both canaries are male. They spent some time trying to kill each other this morning until Holly separated them. Somehow they have been together for two years and both are still alive and not horribly mutilated. They also both sing these incredible insane things that I have to record.
The Little Mermaid is on right now, which I happily tolerate due to both my childhood love of it and to Ariel's incredible hotness. And, well, has anyone else ever considered the idea that Ursula and King Triton had this huge, hot, sordid affair in the past? You know, "when she lived in the palace?" Or perhaps I am just a sick and fundamentally wrong individual. Really though. Think about it.
We are also lucky enough to have the old version whose cover depicts "the palace with the phallus" (go here and look right in the middle of the castle). And then there is the priest's, um, excitement about performing the marriage ceremony. Yes, in the photo it does look like his knee, but if you've seen it on the video IT IS SO TOTALLY NOT! Of course Disney says that all of this was an accident and that we are all deranged sex-crazed freaks for reading too much into it. Perhaps we're both right.
