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American politics for the currently-reigning "Baby Boomer" generation is all about the penis:
- Bill Clinton (as much as I love him) couldn't keep his dick in his pants.
-George Bush is generally overwhelmed by the size of his own dick.
-Rick Santorum is scared to death that another guy wants to suck his dick.
-Tom Delay is scared that a federal court in Texas is going to indict him (cut off his dick)
-John Kerry's dick WAS cut off in november.
-Barbara Boxer LOVES the cock, but definatly not Bush's. (too small)
-Harry Reid really really wishes he had a bigger dick.
-Hillary Clinton's career was perma-fucked by her husband's dick.
-Nancy Pelosi doesn't even matter, cause NOBODY knows who she is.
-Barak Obama is the black guy in the Senate with the biggest dick in the Democratic Party.
-Laura Bush hasn't seen a dick in 15 years. (Her children have got that covered anyway)
-Arnold Schwarzenegger's dick is so big he got to be a governor because he felt like it. And he molests women...cause he feels like it....
-Howard Dean's dick hasn't gone soft since that fateful day in Iowa.
-Karl Rove's dick hasn't seen the light of day since he paid a hooker to touch in in 11th grade
-Scott McClellan (white house press secretary) was relieved of his dick by the White House the day he walked in the door.
-Condoleezza Rice doesn't know what a dick is.
-Dick Cheney has a picture in his head of segregation, churches and corporations ruling the world, to which he masturbates his dick every evening after Lou Dobbs
-Christine Todd Whitman has had a dick stuck in her asshole since Ron Reagan was in college, and no amount of recouperative tree hugging with the EPA has helped
-Have any more? Feel free to add in comments...
- Bill Clinton (as much as I love him) couldn't keep his dick in his pants.
-George Bush is generally overwhelmed by the size of his own dick.
-Rick Santorum is scared to death that another guy wants to suck his dick.
-Tom Delay is scared that a federal court in Texas is going to indict him (cut off his dick)
-John Kerry's dick WAS cut off in november.
-Barbara Boxer LOVES the cock, but definatly not Bush's. (too small)
-Harry Reid really really wishes he had a bigger dick.
-Hillary Clinton's career was perma-fucked by her husband's dick.
-Nancy Pelosi doesn't even matter, cause NOBODY knows who she is.
-Barak Obama is the black guy in the Senate with the biggest dick in the Democratic Party.
-Laura Bush hasn't seen a dick in 15 years. (Her children have got that covered anyway)
-Arnold Schwarzenegger's dick is so big he got to be a governor because he felt like it. And he molests women...cause he feels like it....
-Howard Dean's dick hasn't gone soft since that fateful day in Iowa.
-Karl Rove's dick hasn't seen the light of day since he paid a hooker to touch in in 11th grade
-Scott McClellan (white house press secretary) was relieved of his dick by the White House the day he walked in the door.
-Condoleezza Rice doesn't know what a dick is.
-Dick Cheney has a picture in his head of segregation, churches and corporations ruling the world, to which he masturbates his dick every evening after Lou Dobbs
-Christine Todd Whitman has had a dick stuck in her asshole since Ron Reagan was in college, and no amount of recouperative tree hugging with the EPA has helped
-Have any more? Feel free to add in comments...