My Mom just told our dog to masturbate on its own!?!?!?? WTH???? Elvis (the dog) was lying there - all sleepy and stuff - and she suddenly turns to it and says: Masturbate on your own, I ain't gonna help you... WHAAAAAAAT???? Crazy lady.. Sometimes I think she might loose it, like today...
OOOOH AND I found my PINK pants today!!! HOOOOW COULD I
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