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jewel dragon and t.o.p, working boys at teddy's topless
IN THIS POST: moving into the new yg building, gd in the bear suit, top logic, gd trying to dress top, why gd and top haven't jumped each other yet, pedophile, yb vs. iu, jay criticizing 2pm's new fashions, seoul vs. seattle, jay and seungri vs. gee, big bang vs. snsd, teddy and top's intervention on gd the socialite, how big bang copes with depression, gd's genie outfit, jewel dragon and t.o.p and little miss sunshine at teddy's topless, girl top, top as half a hermaphrodite, top vs. gd vs. fashion, taec in seattle, top gorging on food, cl as the gossip queen
BY: lovelyable jandi
DATE: january 21, 2010
jandi: gd is like ok so our room is.... seoul
jandi: and top is like we already live in seoul
jandi: idgi
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: ....SEATTLE IS A PLACE TOO YOU DUMBASS
lovelyable: top: i know, its jay's room
jandi: LOLLLLL TOP
jandi: it's jay's room and yb's hat
jandi: right?
lovelyable: gd: you... why do i
(about living in the new yg building)
lovelyable: i think thats like gd said
lovelyable: occupational disease
jandi: yeah srsly
jandi: IDK I HOPE ITS NOT TRUE
jandi: gd would go crazy
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: OK EVERYBODY GETS COTS
lovelyable: actually he probably has like a king size mattress for himself and his 36 hr naps
jandi: EVERYONE ELSE ON THE COTS
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE OW MY BACK :<
lovelyable: I DONT FIT ON THIS COT
jandi: top is like why cant i share :(
jandi: can i at least have a couch
lovelyable: JUST CREEPS IN ON GD'S MATTRESS IN THE STUDIO
lovelyable: dude gd would maybe make the floors just a mattress
lovelyable: hes like SEE NOW YOU JUST RECORD AND THEN WHEN YOU FALL OVER FROM EXHAUSTION YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO GET UP AND MOVE PLACES
jandi: top would just use that room to smoke
lovelyable: oh god i rewatched the pmp cf
lovelyable: and i was just picturing gd in his suit doing his aegyo
lovelyable: TOP WAS PROBABLY DYING
jandi: TOP LIKE :3 IN THE BG BEHIND THE CAMERA
lovelyable: HES LIKE I CANT CONCENTRATE WHEN HE DOES THAT SHIT
jandi: trying to argue with gd all serious and gd is like oh yeah BUSTING OUT THE AEGYO
lovelyable: TOP JUST INSTANTLY GOES KNOCKNEEED AND LIKE HEHEHE'S
lovelyable: AND THEN HES LIKE GDI STOP THAT
jandi: LMFAO STOP IT WHEN I'M TRYING TO WIN THIS FIGHT :|
lovelyable: GD ONLY DOES IT WHEN HE KNOWS HE'S WRONG
(top spending shittons of money on bearbricks instead of, say, cars)
lovelyable: HES LIKE WELL IDK HOW TO DRIVE SO. BEARBRICK >:3
lovelyable: TOP LOGIC
jandi: LMFAO TOP LOGIC
jandi: THE RULES OF TOP
lovelyable: IF ALL ELSE FAILS
lovelyable: ...EAT
lovelyable: SPARE MONEY? BEARBRICK
lovelyable: AWKWARD? LAUGH
jandi: ICE CREAM > BEARBRICKS > GD IN THAT ORDER
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: OH YEA?
lovelyable: WHAT ABOUT ME
lovelyable: IN A BEARBRICK SUIT
lovelyable: HOLDING ICE CREAM
lovelyable: WHAT THEN
lovelyable: TOP: *~~~~~~~*
jandi: TOP IS LIKE GDI STOP FUCKING UP MY RULES
lovelyable: TOP WITH A LIST LIKE CROSSING OUT SHIT
jandi: top outlines all this while high
jandi: YES
jandi: gd reading all these rules like
jandi: YOUR PRIORITIES WHAT ARE THEY
jandi: lmao gd needs to get his license so he can road rage everywhere
lovelyable: HE'D LIKE CRASH IN 2 SECONDS
jandi: HE'D BUY A FANCY ASS CAR AND BE LIKE OH. IT'S STICK SHIFT /SHRUGS
lovelyable: he'd be one of those people who the police would be like "WHY DIDN'T YOU SWERVE TO AVOID THE CAR" and hes like "i saw it coming towards me and i was like hey motherfucker if you dont back down i'm not going to either"
lovelyable: STICK SHIFT
lovelyable: "EH. CANT BE THAT HARD"
lovelyable: /STALLS IN THE DRIVEWAY
jandi: GD IN LIKE A HUMMER
jandi: although he'd probably drive like
jandi: a mini or some shit
lovelyable: or like that flashy shit like yunho's audi r8
lovelyable: top is liek CAN YOU EVEN SEE OVER THE STEERING WHEEL?
jandi: LMFAO TOP
jandi: he puts like a booster seat in there
jandi: i got this for you :3
lovelyable: ITS LIKE BEARBRICK PRINTED
jandi: KAWS DECAL ON THE BACK
jandi: AND THE LICENSE PLATE HOLDER
jandi: gd like this is not your car gdi
lovelyable: TOP LIKE PUTS A BANGS BOBBLEHEAD OF HIMSELF IN THE FRONT
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE KEKE :3
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE STFU
lovelyable: LOL TOP WOULD LIKE
lovelyable: BUY BOTH THEIR BANGS BOBBLEHEADS
lovelyable: AND SWITCH THE HEADS
jandi: LIKE SCRATCH MARKS ALL OVER GD'S HEAD FROM WHEN HE HAD TO PRY IT OFF
lovelyable: HE LIKE TRIES TO CORRECT IT WITH MAGIC MARKER
jandi: IN A DIFFERENT SHADE
lovelyable: "LOOK I GAVE YOU STREAKS"
jandi: just like "oh i was trying to make you look tough"
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: FIRST, I WOULD NEVER WEAR YOUR UGLY YELLOW SUIT AND GREEN BOWTIE
jandi: i bet it pains gd to not
jandi: correct top's fashion errors
lovelyable: he probably has a groove on the inside of his cheek on that one particular place
lovelyable: he has to bite it
lovelyable: every time top comes out in the morning
jandi: he like tries to buy him nice shit to ~correct~ it and top is like........ ehh
lovelyable: hes like "....i dont think this is good fashion"
lovelyable: gd is like WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO YOU -- calms self
lovelyable: /pulls hair out
jandi: that's probably where all his
jandi: plain white button downs and like
jandi: classy peacoats come from
jandi: that he wears like once
lovelyable: HES LIKE OK YOU HAPPY NOW
lovelyable: /STUFFS IN BACK OF CLOSET
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE WHY DONT YOU WEAR THEM MORE OFTEN THEY LOOKED SO GOOD ON YOU AND TOP IS LIKE EH, TOO BORING
lovelyable: NOT ENOUGH COLOR AND OR PRINT
lovelyable: also gd probably is the one who gets him his like manbags and dooney & bourke suitcase
lovelyable: before that top probz had like a beat up knapsack with duct tape on it
jandi: didnt he say that weird backpack he used to carry around was a gift from one of the members
lovelyable: top is probably like where did my backpack go
lovelyable: gd: oh i threw that away, shit was ugly
jandi: LMFAO GD
jandi: SO HEARTLESS
jandi: GD: i threw that away but HEY! i got you this classy leather manbag :D
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE "...BUT.... ITS JUST BROWN"
jandi: TOP LIKE PUTS KUBRICK KEYCHAINS ON IT TO COMPENSATE
(about why gd/top havent happened yet... :/)
lovelyable: TOP
lovelyable: HE IS RIGHT THERE NEXT TO YOU
lovelyable: WHY ARE YOU NOT TAKING ADVANTAGE.
lovelyable: UNGRATEFUL.
jandi: OR GD
jandi: DUDE SHOULD GET ON THAT
jandi: I THOUGHT HE WAS ~FEARLESS~
lovelyable: UGH IKR YOU'RE BETTER AT INITIATING THINGS ANYWAYS YOU'RE NOT AWKWARD
lovelyable: FEARLESS IN EVERYTHING BUT TOP
lovelyable: COME ON JUST PUT ON A BEAR SUIT AND TOP WILL BE PUTTY IN YO HANDS
jandi: LMFAO GD JUST WALTZING IN ONE DAY WEARING THE BEAR SUIT
jandi: SUP GUYS
jandi: WHAT'S ON TV
lovelyable: EVERYONE IS LIKE >_> DOUBLE TAKE
lovelyable: TOP JUST DROPS HIS PLATE OF LETTUCE
jandi: LFMAO PLATE OF LETTUCE
jandi: HE CHOKES ON AN UNSALTED CASHEW
lovelyable: YB HAS TO DO EMERGENCY HEIMLICH
lovelyable: GD IS JUST LOUNGING ON THE COUCH, PAW FEET PROPPED UP ON THE COFEE TABLE
jandi: WITH THE HEAD ON AND THE EAR FLOPPING OVER
lovelyable: OMG QT
jandi: IKR
jandi: it would be cuter if he was still blonde *___*
lovelyable: OMG
lovelyable: BLOND GD JUST
lovelyable: squeal
lovelyable: idk i can picture him like leaning against tops shoulder and aegyoing and shit, and in the black mohawk i'm like ..... omg he'd cut top's face
jandi: TOP IS LIKE OW
jandi: YOUR FUCKING HAIR
jandi: WATCH IT
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE HARDCORE ALL THE TIME IN THE MOHAWK
jandi: http://ibigbang.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/a0025579_4b5302ef45623.jpg?w=396&h=630 WHAT IS THIS
lovelyable: OH MY GOD
lovelyable: WHOS THE PEDOBEAR NOW?
lovelyable: OMLKJGLK CANT UNSEE
jandi: LMFAOOOOOOOO IKR
jandi: WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK OF GD LIKE THIS
lovelyable: UGH HES LIKE I EVEN DID A BLACK MOHAWK
lovelyable: WHY.
lovelyable: WHY AM I STILL A BABY CHERUB
jandi: TOP: IDK I THINK IT WAS THE CURLS
lovelyable: YOU BASICALLY JUST GAVE IT TO THEM WITH THAT ONE
jandi: omg lmao i was reading iu's interviews and stuff and she was like TAEYANG OPPA KNOWS HE TELLS ME TO DO WELL i'm like lol yb what are you
lovelyable: I FEEL LIKE YB JUST HAS DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES DEPENDING ON WHO HE'S WITH
lovelyable: SHE MUST BE LIKE IN HEAVEN
jandi: SHE'S LIKE *_______*
lovelyable: SHE HEARS LIKE NONE OF WHAT HE SAYS
lovelyable: JUST STARES
jandi: HE'S LIKE OK..... SO..... GONNA GO NOW....... FIGHTING
lovelyable: LMFAO HWAITING
lovelyable: HIS LITTLE FIST PUMP
jandi: WITH HIS HAT AND HIS LITTLE DOG
lovelyable: LIKE BACKING INTO THE CHANGING ROOM
lovelyable: WHERE GD IS LIKE AAHAHAHAHHAHA AND LIKE DOING THE MARSHMALLOW DANCE TO MAKE FUN OF HIM
lovelyable: TOP WOULD BE DOING IT TOO
jandi: LMFAO TOP SINGING MARSHMALLOW IN HIS LOW ASS VOICE
lovelyable: OR FALSETTO
jandi: GD LIKE HEY WHEN WE GET HOME LET'S GO ROAST MARSHMALLOWS
jandi: AND MAKE SMORES
jandi: EXCEPT FOR TOP
lovelyable: TOP GETS TO EAT
lovelyable: CRACKERS
jandi: LMAO top is like i don't like graham crackers :(
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE o i meant saltines
jandi: EW
jandi: top trying to melt like fat free cheese onto his saltines
jandi: with a tub of fruit next to him
lovelyable: PUTTING STRAWBERRIES ON IT
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE EW
lovelyable: THE FUCK IS THAT
jandi: TOP IS LIKE W/E
jandi: ITS LIKE THAT MANWON HAPPINESS
jandi: WHERE HE ATE THAT DESSERT WITH THE HOT SAUCE AND LETTUCE
jandi: dude srsly if jyp let jay do art direction and styling
jandi: for 2pm
jandi: *___*
lovelyable: OMG I KNOW
lovelyable: jay would be like
lovelyable: ok rules
lovelyable: none of this synchronized weird sith costume shit
lovelyable: two, no cheerleader formations
lovelyable: three, FLIPPING ALL THE DAYZ
jandi: and no matching haircuts :|
lovelyable: NO MORE RIDICULOUS EYELINER
lovelyable: NO PONYTAILS FOR KHUN
jandi: jay complaining to f10 like what is this fuckery
lovelyable: IN HIS ROOM NAMED SEATTLE
lovelyable: BITCHING TO TAEC
lovelyable: "WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU WEARING ON STAGE TODAY"
lovelyable: WHAT WAS YOUR HAIR
jandi: TAEC LIKE IDK MAN THEY STYLED LIKE THAT
jandi: WHAT COULD I DO
jandi: jay like THROW A BITCH FIT
jandi: DAMN
jandi: ASK GD
lovelyable: DUH
lovelyable: YOU BRING YOUR OWN SPRAY BOTTLE AND UNSTYLE YOUR HAIR RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO ONSTAGE
jandi: idk i cant look at muscley taec with the ponytail LMAO
lovelyable: IKR THEY CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT
jandi: LMAO LIKE HE EVEN MADE
jandi: WOOYOUNG GET ALL BUFF
jandi: WTF IS THAT
lovelyable: IKR
jandi: HE'S LIKE CALLING JAY
jandi: HELP MEEEEEE
lovelyable: JAY IS LIKE UH
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE HERE HAVE SOME WEED
jandi: TOP RULE #5 WEED SOLVES EVERYTHING
lovelyable: HE GETS WOOYOUNG HEMP PANTS
jandi: NOOOOOOO
jandi: and another jamaican hat
lovelyable: THE ONES WITH THE DREADS ATTACHED
jandi: jay walks into top's room and is like
jandi: what the fuck is that wooyoung?
jandi: wooyoung like jah man :D
lovelyable: THEY'RE BOTH LIKE SPREAD EAGLE ON THE FLOOR AT THIS POINT
lovelyable: WOOYOUNG IS LIKE "EYYYYYYYYYY"
jandi: WITH DOOJOON DOING FOOD RUNS FOR THEM
lovelyable: HAHAHHAHAHAH
jandi: OMG IN THAT GEE PERF JAY LOOKED SO EMBARASSED
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: DONT LOOK AT ME THIS DIDNT HAPPEN
jandi: I WISH SEUNGRI WAS STILL IN IT
jandi: he probably pitched a fit like YG HYUNG
jandi: I AM A MAN
jandi: I DONT WANT TO DO THIS
lovelyable: JAY IS LIKE SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN
lovelyable: IF I CANT GET OUT
lovelyable: YOU CANT EITHER
jandi: JAY LIKE IF I SUFFER EVERYONE SUFFERS
lovelyable: HES LIKE I AM MOST MANLY
lovelyable: I'M IN IT. SO YOU ARE IN IT.
(big bang and snsd promoting at the same time?)
jandi: JOINT STAGE?
lovelyable: THERE IS TOO MANY OF THEM
lovelyable: TOP WOULD GET OVERWHELMED AS WOULD DAESUNG
jandi: TOP WOULD FORGET ALL HIS STEPS
jandi: AND LURK IN THE BACKGROUND
lovelyable: LIKE A CREEP
lovelyable: HE LIKE GETS IN HIS PRIM AND PROPER SITTING POSITION
lovelyable: KNEES TUCKED IN
jandi: HANDS AROUND KNEES
jandi: SUNGLASSES ON
lovelyable: POUT
jandi: I'M A CHILD :)
lovelyable: GD DISCREETLY DANCES TWDS HIM
lovelyable: SMACKS HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD
lovelyable: GET UP GET UP
jandi: TOP IS LIKE
jandi: NO NO NO NO NO
jandi: DANCE MOVE
lovelyable: DAESUNG WOULDNT EVEN SHOW UP
lovelyable: HE'D LIKE PASS OUT
jandi: SO IT'D BE LIKE
jandi: THE GIRLS AND SEUNGRI
lovelyable: YB WOULD BE THERE
lovelyable: GD IS THERE... JUST IN THE BACK, WITH TOP, FREAKING OUT ON HIM
jandi: GD THROWING A DISCREET FIT
jandi: AND TOP HOLDING HIS KNEES
lovelyable: REFUSING TO BUDGE
lovelyable: SEUNGRI LIKE
lovelyable: PRANCING AROUND THE STAGE
jandi: TOP only speaks to be like
jandi: where did you get the bearbricks for your shoot?????
lovelyable: HALF THE GIRLS ARE LIKE /SWOON
lovelyable: HES LIKE NO REALLY I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
lovelyable: PLZ
jandi: he keeps trying to communicate
jandi: and theyre like OH OPPA
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: GDI
lovelyable: ASLDKGJSLDK
jandi: LMFAO HE'S LIKE GD HANDLE THIS
lovelyable: GD GOES IN AND SCREAMS AT THEM LEADER STYLE
lovelyable: COMES BACK OUT "LITTLE TOKYO"
lovelyable: top peeks in and is like :< you made 3 of them cry
jandi: top is like here have some tissues sorry about that K BYE
lovelyable: RUNS IN
lovelyable: "OK HERE TISSUES SORRY I JUST REALLY WANTED TO KNOW OK THATS IT REALLY BYE" /ZIPS OUT
jandi: gd like THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY HAD THAT ONE ANYWAYS, ITS JUST BURIED UNDER THE GOLD FENDI ONE?
jandi: SOCIALITE GD :(
jandi: can top or teddy just smack him upside the head
lovelyable: probably same thing again as with his drinking problem
lovelyable: teddy and top are like WTF WHY ARE WE BACK HERE AGAIN
lovelyable: BOY
jandi: GD LIKE WEARING HIS $10,000 OUTFIT W/E I DO WHAT I WANT
lovelyable: TEDDY SHOULD MAKE HIM BURN IT
lovelyable: ~LET IT GO~
jandi: gd would fight him so hard
lovelyable: GD LIKE CLAWING IT BACK
jandi: HES LIKE THESE ARE
jandi: INVESTMENT PIECES
jandi: I CAN PASS THEM TO 2NE1
lovelyable: TEDDY IS LIKE FINE
lovelyable: GIVE THEM TO THEM NOW
jandi: HERE'S A T SHIRT AND BASKETBALL SHORTS
jandi: CHANGE
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: ...... FLIPS INSIDE OUT
lovelyable: THESE ARENT EVEN NAME BRANDS
jandi: WHY ARE THESE HANES
jandi: THEY'LL SCRATCH MY JOHN GALLIANO BOXER BRIEFS
jandi: lmfao this reminds me of that fic you wrote
jandi: when gd goes blonde
jandi: and top is like brb going to mcd's
lovelyable: drags daesung
jandi: poor dae
lovelyable: HES LIKE GDI WHY ME ALWAYS
jandi: IDK ITS KIND OF FUNNY CAUSE I FEEL LIKE he'd only do that for top
lovelyable: AND YB IF YB HAD THAT PROBLEM
lovelyable: ...BUT YB DOESNT
lovelyable: HES LIKE /DRAGS DAESUNG TO GYM
lovelyable: OH
lovelyable: IT MAKES SENSE NOW
jandi: AHHHHHH
jandi: YES
jandi: dae is like uhhh i dont think you can lift that and yb is like yes i can :| spot me
lovelyable: hes like you're going next
lovelyable: daesung is like WAT
lovelyable: T_T
jandi: LMAO DAESUNG LIKE OMO WHAT IS THIS
jandi: lmao daesung lifts it easily and yb is like
lovelyable: I FLUCTUATE BETWEEN GETTING FAT AT MCD'S AND HAVING AN 8PACK
jandi: .... ok twenty more pounds
lovelyable: LMFAO YB
jandi: LMFAO DAESUNG
jandi: i bet seungri would try to bring gd
jandi: and gd makes him feel worse about whatever his problem is
lovelyable: SEUNGRI IS LIKE
lovelyable: K NEVER BRINGING YOU AGAIN
lovelyable: YOU DONT MAKE ME FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF
lovelyable: YBBBBBBBBBB
jandi: LMFAO YB IS LIKE ALL SWEATY FROMT HE GYM LIKE SIIIIIGH
jandi: top like i can bring you maknae >:)
lovelyable: SEUNGRI IS LIKE
lovelyable: DDDD: NOT AFTER THAT ONE TIME
lovelyable: /BACKS AWAY
jandi: WHEN YOU LEFT ME THERE ON ACCIDENT
jandi: AND I HAD TO HITCHHIKE HOME
jandi: FROM JEJU ISLAND
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE
lovelyable: O THATS WHERE YOU WENT?
jandi: TOP LIKE MAN I THOUGHT YOU JUST WENT HOME SO I WENT
jandi: seungri like :|
lovelyable: yb is like none of you are sane :|
lovelyable: daesung: THAT IS YOU INCLUDED /PANTING
jandi: LMFAO daesung
jandi: digging through the almighty bag for an aspirin
jandi: lmao gd is like i am perfectly sane tyvm
lovelyable: daesung: /looks at spock hair with strands sticking out and big ass bling and makeup and feather strands sticking out of his genie turban
lovelyable: o ok
jandi: GD JUST WEARING THE GENIE OUTFIT AROUND THE HOUSE
jandi: MINUS THE HEELS CAUSE HE CANT WALK IN THEM
jandi: sitting on the couch eatin gpopcorn just chillin in a turban
jandi: and genie pants
lovelyable: HIS FACEPAINT
lovelyable: top comes home and is like ...what'd you do today
lovelyable: gd is like oh i had the day off
lovelyable: top: ....oh
jandi: top: so i guess it's going to be one of those days
jandi: i'll be in my room
jandi: l8r
lovelyable: gd: ...you are UNGRATEFUL
lovelyable: I GET NO APPRECIATION
lovelyable: /THROWS DOOR TO TOPS ROOM OPEN AND FROWNS AGAINST HIS DOORWAY
jandi: IN HIS GENIE CLOTHES
jandi: LMAO TOP LIKE K UM I WISH MY DOOR WAS CLOSED
jandi: I WISH I HAD A NORMAL BOYFRIEND
jandi: I GET ONE MORE RIGHT
lovelyable: GD'S LIKE
lovelyable: FINE /WALKS IN AND CLOSES CLOSET DOOR
jandi: THE CONTRARY GENIE
lovelyable: HES LIKE TWO I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND I'M YOUR LOVER SO UH SRY
jandi: HARPING ON SEMANTICS
lovelyable: HES LIKE THREE LET ME GUESS YOU WANT SAMGYUPSUL
jandi: THE THIRD WISH HAS TO BE FOOD
lovelyable: LOL top is like "...no... i want bibimbap"
\jandi: gd is like k here's a takeout menu
jandi: PROACTIVE WISH
jandi: DO IT YOURSELF
lovelyable: GOD HELPS THOSE WHO HELPS THEMSELVES
jandi: top secretly tries to like destroy the turban while gd is sleeping
jandi: flush it down the toilet or something
lovelyable: IT LIKE MAKES THE TOILET OVERFLOW
lovelyable: SEUNGRI IS LIKE HYUNG WHAT DID YOU DO WHAT DID YOU EAT
jandi: TOO MUCH CELERY
jandi: top like poking at it with a stick like why won't it go down :|
lovelyable: seungri is like hyung
lovelyable: ...what
lovelyable: its jeweled
lovelyable: WHAT DID YOU EAT
lovelyable: top: I ATE YOUR HYUNGNIM
lovelyable: HE WAS PISSING ME OFF
jandi: seungri like LOL SO FUNNY HYUNG :| secretly dashing to gd's room
lovelyable: thats like the one night gd slept over in top's room so his bed is empty and seungri is like DDDDDD:
jandi: also lol @ gd just ending up as jewels if someone were to like cannibalize him
jandi: JEWEL DRAGON
lovelyable: ..SOUNDS LIKE A PORN STAR
jandi: LMFAO JEWEL DRAGON AND T.O.P
lovelyable: WORKING BOYS AT TEDDY'S TOPLESS
jandi: OH GOD
jandi: TEDDY IS THE BOSS
jandi: KUSH IS THE MANAGER
lovelyable: MASTER HWANG IS THE BOUNCER
jandi: cl as like, the dj
jandi: PUTS ON RAUNCHY SHIT WHEN YB GETS ON
jandi: like r.kelly
lovelyable: LMFASODLK
jandi: and top gets like no diggity
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE
lovelyable: :|
lovelyable: WHAT WOULD YB'S NAME BE
jandi: UHHHHH
jandi: IDK I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF A SUN THING
lovelyable: ME TOO
lovelyable: ALL I GOT WAS THE SUN SHINES OUT OF HIS ASS
lovelyable: THATS NOT A NAME
jandi: LMFAO SACCHARINE ASS
lovelyable: THATS JEWELDRAGON'S SPECIALTY
jandi: GD DOING THE AEGYO STYLE
lovelyable: LACY PANTIES
jandi: he gets off stage and like cusses up a storm
lovelyable: YB COULD BE LIL MISS SUNSHINE
jandi: YESSSSS
jandi: top's show would last like an hour
lovelyable: TOP'S SHOW WOULD BE LIKE HES LIKE OK CAN I LEAVE YET
lovelyable: THEYRE LIKE NOOOOO
jandi: TOP THINKS ITS JUST A REGULAR VENUE SO HE BRINGS LIKE A BOOMBOX AND A MIC
lovelyable: AND THEN THEY START PULLING AT HIS CLOTHES HES LIKE
lovelyable: WHAT
lovelyable: NO
jandi: HE'S LIKE DAMN BITCHES CALM DOWN I KNOW MY RAPS ARE FLY
lovelyable: OMG IF HE WORE ALL HIS LAYERS IT'D TAKE HIM 50 HRS TO STRIP
jandi: LMFAO PULLING THE ALL NIGHTER SHIFT
lovelyable: PPL JUST SHOW UP AT LIKE 4 AM WHEN HE'S DOWN TO THE LAST TWO LAYERS
jandi: a crowd of women suddenly trying to get in and master hwang is like bwuh? half asleep
lovelyable: SEUNGRI'S NAME IS STRONG BABY OBV
lovelyable: AND I GUESS DAESUNGS IS STILL DLITE
jandi: DAESUNG HOW WOULD HE EVEN LIKE do a srs routine
lovelyable: DLITE DOES COTTON CANDY
lovelyable: HE SOUNDS LIKE AN ICE CREAM MAN
lovelyable: DO THEY DO UNDERGROUND EXTRA SERVICES TOO
lovelyable: FOR EXTRA CHARGE
jandi: NO
jandi: WELL
jandi: IDK
jandi: DEPENDS
lovelyable: I DONT THINK TOP WOULD
jandi: he'd probably just get dragged in as a customer by jj or smth
lovelyable: top is like no i dont actually want to go in there and jj is like COME ON ITS FUN
lovelyable: and gd and seungri are like ....top?
lovelyable: jj: you know them?
lovelyable: top: uhh uhh /hides
jandi: teddy like hey we dont need you this shift
(GIRL TOP... again)
lovelyable: if he were suddenly shorter
lovelyable: he'd be like .....wut
lovelyable: everybody even seungri patting him on the head
jandi: SEUNGRI LIKE
jandi: ohhh noona do you want me to carry those for you :D
lovelyable: LMFAO HES LIKE NOONA HERE I'LL GET IT DONT WORRY YOU'RE LITTLE
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE STOP CALLING ME NOONA
lovelyable: I AM YOUR HYUNG GDI
jandi: SEUNGRI LIKE NOT RIGHT NOW YOU'RE NOT ;) LEMME GET THAT JAR FROM THE CUPBOARD FOR YOU
lovelyable: TOP CLOCKS HIM WITH A PAN
jandi: SEUNGRI JUST OUT COLD ON THE FLOOR
lovelyable: GD COMES HOME LIKE "...HUH"
lovelyable: TOTALLY UNFAZED
jandi: just stepping over him to get some water
jandi: examining the jar of peanut butter on the counter
lovelyable: GD MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE MESS THE JAR MADE
lovelyable: "TOP NEXT TIME THROW SOMETHING EMPTY AND NOT MADE OF GLASS PLZ. THANKS."
jandi: TOP LIKE W/E picking glass out of his hair, he was asking for it
jandi: LMAO HOW SHOULD HE TURN BACK
lovelyable: LIKE, BIT BY BIT?
lovelyable: THAT WOULD GET AWKWARD
jandi: BOOBS AND A PENIS
jandi: OR ONE BOOB
jandi: GD IS LIKE EWW WHAT THE HELL
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: YOU'RE LIKE HALF A HERMAPHRODITE
lovelyable: I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS
jandi: I COULD DEAL WITH YOU AS A GIRL
jandi: AND OBV AS A DUDE
jandi: BUT DNW THIS
lovelyable: TOP CANT EVEN LOOK AT HIMSELF
lovelyable: HES LIKE OH GOD TOO MUCH GENETALIA
jandi: TOP JUST COCOONED IN HIS BED LIKE :( YB BRING ME FOOD PLZ
(gd and top wearing the same things, who it looks better on)
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE IT ONLY LOOKS FLY ON ME
jandi: TOP LIKE WAT rewinding and playing the lollipop mv
jandi: TELL ME THATS NOT FLY
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE DUDE I'M SO GQMF IN THAT
jandi: top is like i'm gqmf and you have a mop on your head gd
lovelyable: MOP GD IS LIKE WELL IT WORKED BETTER ON ME THAN YOU
lovelyable: THAT TOO IS SOMETHING ELSE
lovelyable: THAT I WORK BETTER
jandi: AND THE BLONDE
jandi: TOP JUST SUDDENLY GOING BLONDE
lovelyable: HES LIKE FINE YOU THINK I CANT PULL OFF YOUR HAIR
lovelyable: /DYES IT BLOND
lovelyable: WHAT NOW
lovelyable: BITCH
jandi: HAIR CONTEST
jandi: gd with his spock hair like FUCK
jandi: NOW WHAT
lovelyable: TOP "I HAD TO GET IT CUT FOR MY ROLE ANYWAYS"
lovelyable: ORIGINAL SPOCK~
jandi: DOING THE VULCAN SIGN
jandi: I'M OUT, PAYCE
lovelyable: I WONDER IF TOP CAN DO THAT WITH HIS FINGERS
lovelyable: OR IF HE LIKE STRUGGLEZ
jandi: HE HAS TO HE IS SPOCK
lovelyable: MAYBE GD CANT DO IT
jandi: taec like
jandi: i am disappoint :|
lovelyable: "YOU ARE NOT EVERYTHING I HOPED :("
jandi: I'M GOING BACK TO SEATTLE
jandi: /HOLES UP IN JAY'S ROOM "JAY HE CANT DO THE VULCAN SIGN"
lovelyable: JAY'S LIKE WTF IS A VOLCANO
jandi: TAEC ALL LIKE SCANDALIZED SITTING JAY DOWN WITH HIS LAPTOP
jandi: going to like star trek wiki OKAY SO VULCANS BLAH BLAH BLAH
lovelyable: JAY LIKE DOZES OFF STARTS SNORING
jandi: JAY LIKE NODDING OFF ON TAEC'S SHOULDER WHILE TAEC EXPLAINS THEIR WHOLE HISTORY
lovelyable: AW QT
lovelyable: TAEC DOESNT EVEN NOTICE HES JUST SO EXCITED
lovelyable: top walks in and is like :3
jandi: top walks in does the sign walks back out
jandi: talking to gd like seattle is qt
lovelyable: HES LIKE O I UNDERSTAND /VULCAN SIGN, LEAVES
lovelyable: gd is like what do you mean seattle is qt
lovelyable: :| we're better
jandi: HIM AND TAEC HAVE ~AN UNDERSTANDING~
jandi: gd is like ok so our room is.... seoul
jandi: and top is like we already live in seoul
jandi: idgi
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: ....SEATTLE IS A PLACE TOO YOU DUMBASS
lovelyable: top: i know, its jay's room
jandi: LOLLLLL TOP
jandi: it's jay's room and yb's hat
jandi: right?
lovelyable: gd: you... why do i
lovelyable: sdlkfjdk
jandi: top is like w/e i'm smart
jandi: ~smoky eyes~
lovelyable: gd like unwillingly goes weak kneed despite himself
lovelyable: hes like YEA YOU'RE ALSO DUMB AS A /falls over/ GDI
jandi: LMAO top just like hehehe yeah that's what i thought :3
lovelyable: ALL SMUG, GOES BACK TO EATING
jandi: AND GD ON THE FLOOR LIKE :| I'M GOING BACK TO SEOUL
jandi: top: ... we're already in seoul look you can see the river outside the window
jandi: idk what you're getting at
lovelyable: LOLLLL GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: FLSKA;ALSKDJ
jandi: HES LIKE HOW DID YO UGRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL
jandi: PLEASE TELL ME
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE IDK I'M SMART :3
jandi: top's like i have street smarts :3 that's how
jandi: EVERY TIME I SEE :3 NOW
jandi: I JUS THINK OF TOP SAYING
jandi: I'M A CHILD :3
lovelyable: I SLEPT WELL BECAUSE I'M A CHILD
lovelyable: top just like eaitng a bowl a cereal and reading sunday comics
jandi: fruit loops or w/e
jandi: BUT ONLY ONE CUP EXACTLY
jandi: AND ONE CUP OF SKIM MILK
lovelyable: HES LIKE PACING HIMSELF SO HE DOESNT EAT TOO FAST
jandi: gd with like a stack of pancakes chowing down
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE :|
jandi: TOP IS LIKE DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT
lovelyable: GD LIKE POURS MORE MAPLE SYRUP
jandi: TOP IS LIKE :| contemplating how many calories exactly one bite of pancake would be
jandi: how many minutes on the treadmill
jandi: meanwhile gd like smears more butter on it and drinks like oj
lovelyable: HOW MANY POINTS
lovelyable: HE LIKE ACCIDENTALLY SPILLS THE SYRUP IN TOPS CEREAL AND TOP IS LIKE
lovelyable: WHY DID YOU DOOOOO THATTTTTT
jandi: TOP IS LIKE GDI NOW I CANT EAT THIS :(
jandi: gd like YOU CAN HAVE A PANCAKE :D
lovelyable: TOP: YOU ARE ABUSIVE
lovelyable: YOU STILL A CHUBBY CHASER?
lovelyable: BECAUSE YOU'LL HAVE TO BE ONE AT THIS RATE
jandi: TOP LIKE SNAPS
jandi: HE'S LIKE FINE
jandi: eats like pizza all the time
jandi: brings home cake and ice cream
jandi: ordering like 94723948 sushi rolls
lovelyable: GDS LIKE SHIT SHIT SHIT
lovelyable: WHAT HAVE I DONE
lovelyable: DAESUNG EAT IT BEFORE HE GETS TO IT
jandi: DAESUNG IS LIKE FUCK NO
jandi: GIVE IT TO SEUNGRI
jandi: DNW TO RUIN MY FIGURE
jandi: meanwhile top is like cutting steak into pieces and eating them with mashed potatoes like FUCK STEAK WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE
lovelyable: LIKE HALF CRYING HALF LAUGHING
lovelyable: THE REST OF F10 LIKE D:
jandi: jay like yo lemme get some of that
lovelyable: TOP JUST LIKE GROWLS AT HIM, NO
jandi: MY STEAK
jandi: MINE
jandi: MINI TOP WHERE IS MY LO MEIN doojoon holding up a bag like D:
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE GIVE IT TO ME NOW
jandi: master hwang is like horrified
jandi: top goes in for a weighing and he is like WHAT IS GOING ON
lovelyable: HES LIKE AGRRRRRR
lovelyable: 50000000000 POINTS
jandi: master hwang like YOUVE USED THEM UP FOR TWO YEARS
lovelyable: CROUTONS AND WATER FOR YOU
jandi: STEAMED CAULIFLOWER
lovelyable: F10 IS LIKE
lovelyable: HYUNG YOU OWE THE APT 50000000 WON FOR ALL THAT FOOD
jandi: jj is like seunghyunnie i can make you food instead ok
jandi: you dont have to do this
lovelyable: top is like THERE IS NO WAY TO MAKE STEAMED CAULIFLOWER TASTY
jandi: top is like ITS LIKE A DRUG I DONT KNOW IF I CAN QUIT
jandi: staring at the mcd's down the road like ;__;
lovelyable: HES LIKE GOODBYE :'( MY FRIEND
jandi: HE'S LIKE JI YOU HAVE TO GO ON THIS DIET WITH ME THEN :|
jandi: closing the blinds like crossing his arms and shit
lovelyable: gd's like wait
lovelyable: what? WHAT?
jandi: GD STARING MOROSELY AT HIS CAULIFLOWER LIKE "...."
lovelyable: HES LIKE WELL YOU'LL LOSE WEIGHT
lovelyable: I'M GOING TO BECOME A SKELETON
jandi: GD GETS ALL BONY
jandi: top is like eww dont hug me wtf
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: FUCK
lovelyable: YOU
lovelyable: I DO THIS SHIT FOR YOU
lovelyable: /burns bear suit
jandi: GD WEARS THE BEAR SUIT HELPS CUT FRUIT GOES ON A DIET WEARS SKIMPY OUTFITS ETC
jandi: jj is like technically.... you just burned my bear suit
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE i'm going to cut your balls off if you dont stfu
jandi: hj like please don't, jj, shut up now
lovelyable: HAHAHAHA HJ THINKS HE'S BEING HELPFUL
lovelyable: HES LIKE DRAGGING JJ AWAY LIKE OK TIME TO GO HEHE :D
jandi: JJ LIKE THAT WAS A ONE OF A KIND I HAD THAT TAILORED :|
jandi: IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR RIBS STICK OUT
lovelyable: jaebum is like yea its top's fault
lovelyable: i'd never do this for taec what are you smoking
jandi: JAY ILH
lovelyable: taec: you wouldnt?
jandi: taec is like well stastically given your bmi
jandi: you'd never get as skinny as jiyong
lovelyable: jay: ...you know my bmi?
jandi: taec: i just estimated :D i took into account your height and daily fitness routine kekeke
lovelyable: jay: MANNN i never realized how much of a creep he is
jandi: ALL OF F10 ARE CREEPY
lovelyable: I DONT THINK ANYBODY'S NORMAL EXCEPT LIKE YB
jandi: YB GETTING MORE AND MORE CYNICAL
jandi: SNARKING TO TEDDY
jandi: who is like whoa man
lovelyable: TEDDY IS LIKE /BARGES INTO F10 APT
lovelyable: ALL RIGHT WHO TAINTED HIM
lovelyable: WHO DID IT
jandi: TEDDY JUST GLARING AROUND THE ROOM
jandi: and then going EW at gd before continuing
lovelyable: GD LIKE FURIOUSLYT RYING TO EAT AGAIN TO GAIN WEIGHT
jandi: BY HIMSELF AT LIKE 5AM AT MCD'S
lovelyable: WHAT IF HE LIKE JUST ATE BUTTER
lovelyable: LIKE BUTTER DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE POWDER AND SUGAR
lovelyable: THAT ONE WOMAN DID IT IN SPANGLISIH
jandi: TO GAIN WEIGHT?
lovelyable: BECAUSE SHE WAS MAD AT HER HSUBAND
lovelyable: PMS
jandi: top is like okay that's just fucking gross
lovelyable: UNTIL HE TRIES IT
lovelyable: AND IS LIKE ....OK NEVER LET ME AROUND THAT
jandi: TOP LIKE WAITS FOR GD TO FINISH EATING IS LIKE CAN IT BE MAKE OUT TIME NOW
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE YOU JUST WANT TO TASTE THE FOOD IN MY MOUTH.
jandi: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE YEAH AND IT BURNS CALORIES
jandi: SO
jandi: :D?
lovelyable: GD LIKE USES EXTRA STRENGTH MOUTHWASH
jandi: THE KIND THAT BURNS WHEN IT GOES DOWN
jandi: yb sees all the listerine bottles and is ilke DDD: he's going for the alcohol again
lovelyable: i bet everybody just spies on everybody
lovelyable: and cl is like the gossip hub
lovelyable: she knows everything
jandi: everyone goes to her when they have ~suspicions~
lovelyable: SHE HAS IT LIKE RECORDED ON HER LAPTOP
jandi: YG STYLE WITH THE 23479348941 CAMERAS EVERYWHERE
lovelyable: SHES LIKE yea i just stole these from our apartmnet, meh
BY: lovelyable jandi
DATE: january 21, 2010
jandi: gd is like ok so our room is.... seoul
jandi: and top is like we already live in seoul
jandi: idgi
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: ....SEATTLE IS A PLACE TOO YOU DUMBASS
lovelyable: top: i know, its jay's room
jandi: LOLLLLL TOP
jandi: it's jay's room and yb's hat
jandi: right?
lovelyable: gd: you... why do i
(about living in the new yg building)
lovelyable: i think thats like gd said
lovelyable: occupational disease
jandi: yeah srsly
jandi: IDK I HOPE ITS NOT TRUE
jandi: gd would go crazy
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: OK EVERYBODY GETS COTS
lovelyable: actually he probably has like a king size mattress for himself and his 36 hr naps
jandi: EVERYONE ELSE ON THE COTS
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE OW MY BACK :<
lovelyable: I DONT FIT ON THIS COT
jandi: top is like why cant i share :(
jandi: can i at least have a couch
lovelyable: JUST CREEPS IN ON GD'S MATTRESS IN THE STUDIO
lovelyable: dude gd would maybe make the floors just a mattress
lovelyable: hes like SEE NOW YOU JUST RECORD AND THEN WHEN YOU FALL OVER FROM EXHAUSTION YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO GET UP AND MOVE PLACES
jandi: top would just use that room to smoke
lovelyable: oh god i rewatched the pmp cf
lovelyable: and i was just picturing gd in his suit doing his aegyo
lovelyable: TOP WAS PROBABLY DYING
jandi: TOP LIKE :3 IN THE BG BEHIND THE CAMERA
lovelyable: HES LIKE I CANT CONCENTRATE WHEN HE DOES THAT SHIT
jandi: trying to argue with gd all serious and gd is like oh yeah BUSTING OUT THE AEGYO
lovelyable: TOP JUST INSTANTLY GOES KNOCKNEEED AND LIKE HEHEHE'S
lovelyable: AND THEN HES LIKE GDI STOP THAT
jandi: LMFAO STOP IT WHEN I'M TRYING TO WIN THIS FIGHT :|
lovelyable: GD ONLY DOES IT WHEN HE KNOWS HE'S WRONG
(top spending shittons of money on bearbricks instead of, say, cars)
lovelyable: HES LIKE WELL IDK HOW TO DRIVE SO. BEARBRICK >:3
lovelyable: TOP LOGIC
jandi: LMFAO TOP LOGIC
jandi: THE RULES OF TOP
lovelyable: IF ALL ELSE FAILS
lovelyable: ...EAT
lovelyable: SPARE MONEY? BEARBRICK
lovelyable: AWKWARD? LAUGH
jandi: ICE CREAM > BEARBRICKS > GD IN THAT ORDER
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: OH YEA?
lovelyable: WHAT ABOUT ME
lovelyable: IN A BEARBRICK SUIT
lovelyable: HOLDING ICE CREAM
lovelyable: WHAT THEN
lovelyable: TOP: *~~~~~~~*
jandi: TOP IS LIKE GDI STOP FUCKING UP MY RULES
lovelyable: TOP WITH A LIST LIKE CROSSING OUT SHIT
jandi: top outlines all this while high
jandi: YES
jandi: gd reading all these rules like
jandi: YOUR PRIORITIES WHAT ARE THEY
jandi: lmao gd needs to get his license so he can road rage everywhere
lovelyable: HE'D LIKE CRASH IN 2 SECONDS
jandi: HE'D BUY A FANCY ASS CAR AND BE LIKE OH. IT'S STICK SHIFT /SHRUGS
lovelyable: he'd be one of those people who the police would be like "WHY DIDN'T YOU SWERVE TO AVOID THE CAR" and hes like "i saw it coming towards me and i was like hey motherfucker if you dont back down i'm not going to either"
lovelyable: STICK SHIFT
lovelyable: "EH. CANT BE THAT HARD"
lovelyable: /STALLS IN THE DRIVEWAY
jandi: GD IN LIKE A HUMMER
jandi: although he'd probably drive like
jandi: a mini or some shit
lovelyable: or like that flashy shit like yunho's audi r8
lovelyable: top is liek CAN YOU EVEN SEE OVER THE STEERING WHEEL?
jandi: LMFAO TOP
jandi: he puts like a booster seat in there
jandi: i got this for you :3
lovelyable: ITS LIKE BEARBRICK PRINTED
jandi: KAWS DECAL ON THE BACK
jandi: AND THE LICENSE PLATE HOLDER
jandi: gd like this is not your car gdi
lovelyable: TOP LIKE PUTS A BANGS BOBBLEHEAD OF HIMSELF IN THE FRONT
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE KEKE :3
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE STFU
lovelyable: LOL TOP WOULD LIKE
lovelyable: BUY BOTH THEIR BANGS BOBBLEHEADS
lovelyable: AND SWITCH THE HEADS
jandi: LIKE SCRATCH MARKS ALL OVER GD'S HEAD FROM WHEN HE HAD TO PRY IT OFF
lovelyable: HE LIKE TRIES TO CORRECT IT WITH MAGIC MARKER
jandi: IN A DIFFERENT SHADE
lovelyable: "LOOK I GAVE YOU STREAKS"
jandi: just like "oh i was trying to make you look tough"
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: FIRST, I WOULD NEVER WEAR YOUR UGLY YELLOW SUIT AND GREEN BOWTIE
jandi: i bet it pains gd to not
jandi: correct top's fashion errors
lovelyable: he probably has a groove on the inside of his cheek on that one particular place
lovelyable: he has to bite it
lovelyable: every time top comes out in the morning
jandi: he like tries to buy him nice shit to ~correct~ it and top is like........ ehh
lovelyable: hes like "....i dont think this is good fashion"
lovelyable: gd is like WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO YOU -- calms self
lovelyable: /pulls hair out
jandi: that's probably where all his
jandi: plain white button downs and like
jandi: classy peacoats come from
jandi: that he wears like once
lovelyable: HES LIKE OK YOU HAPPY NOW
lovelyable: /STUFFS IN BACK OF CLOSET
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE WHY DONT YOU WEAR THEM MORE OFTEN THEY LOOKED SO GOOD ON YOU AND TOP IS LIKE EH, TOO BORING
lovelyable: NOT ENOUGH COLOR AND OR PRINT
lovelyable: also gd probably is the one who gets him his like manbags and dooney & bourke suitcase
lovelyable: before that top probz had like a beat up knapsack with duct tape on it
jandi: didnt he say that weird backpack he used to carry around was a gift from one of the members
lovelyable: top is probably like where did my backpack go
lovelyable: gd: oh i threw that away, shit was ugly
jandi: LMFAO GD
jandi: SO HEARTLESS
jandi: GD: i threw that away but HEY! i got you this classy leather manbag :D
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE "...BUT.... ITS JUST BROWN"
jandi: TOP LIKE PUTS KUBRICK KEYCHAINS ON IT TO COMPENSATE
(about why gd/top havent happened yet... :/)
lovelyable: TOP
lovelyable: HE IS RIGHT THERE NEXT TO YOU
lovelyable: WHY ARE YOU NOT TAKING ADVANTAGE.
lovelyable: UNGRATEFUL.
jandi: OR GD
jandi: DUDE SHOULD GET ON THAT
jandi: I THOUGHT HE WAS ~FEARLESS~
lovelyable: UGH IKR YOU'RE BETTER AT INITIATING THINGS ANYWAYS YOU'RE NOT AWKWARD
lovelyable: FEARLESS IN EVERYTHING BUT TOP
lovelyable: COME ON JUST PUT ON A BEAR SUIT AND TOP WILL BE PUTTY IN YO HANDS
jandi: LMFAO GD JUST WALTZING IN ONE DAY WEARING THE BEAR SUIT
jandi: SUP GUYS
jandi: WHAT'S ON TV
lovelyable: EVERYONE IS LIKE >_> DOUBLE TAKE
lovelyable: TOP JUST DROPS HIS PLATE OF LETTUCE
jandi: LFMAO PLATE OF LETTUCE
jandi: HE CHOKES ON AN UNSALTED CASHEW
lovelyable: YB HAS TO DO EMERGENCY HEIMLICH
lovelyable: GD IS JUST LOUNGING ON THE COUCH, PAW FEET PROPPED UP ON THE COFEE TABLE
jandi: WITH THE HEAD ON AND THE EAR FLOPPING OVER
lovelyable: OMG QT
jandi: IKR
jandi: it would be cuter if he was still blonde *___*
lovelyable: OMG
lovelyable: BLOND GD JUST
lovelyable: squeal
lovelyable: idk i can picture him like leaning against tops shoulder and aegyoing and shit, and in the black mohawk i'm like ..... omg he'd cut top's face
jandi: TOP IS LIKE OW
jandi: YOUR FUCKING HAIR
jandi: WATCH IT
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE HARDCORE ALL THE TIME IN THE MOHAWK
jandi: http://ibigbang.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/a0025579_4b5302ef45623.jpg?w=396&h=630 WHAT IS THIS
lovelyable: OH MY GOD
lovelyable: WHOS THE PEDOBEAR NOW?
lovelyable: OMLKJGLK CANT UNSEE
jandi: LMFAOOOOOOOO IKR
jandi: WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK OF GD LIKE THIS
lovelyable: UGH HES LIKE I EVEN DID A BLACK MOHAWK
lovelyable: WHY.
lovelyable: WHY AM I STILL A BABY CHERUB
jandi: TOP: IDK I THINK IT WAS THE CURLS
lovelyable: YOU BASICALLY JUST GAVE IT TO THEM WITH THAT ONE
jandi: omg lmao i was reading iu's interviews and stuff and she was like TAEYANG OPPA KNOWS HE TELLS ME TO DO WELL i'm like lol yb what are you
lovelyable: I FEEL LIKE YB JUST HAS DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES DEPENDING ON WHO HE'S WITH
lovelyable: SHE MUST BE LIKE IN HEAVEN
jandi: SHE'S LIKE *_______*
lovelyable: SHE HEARS LIKE NONE OF WHAT HE SAYS
lovelyable: JUST STARES
jandi: HE'S LIKE OK..... SO..... GONNA GO NOW....... FIGHTING
lovelyable: LMFAO HWAITING
lovelyable: HIS LITTLE FIST PUMP
jandi: WITH HIS HAT AND HIS LITTLE DOG
lovelyable: LIKE BACKING INTO THE CHANGING ROOM
lovelyable: WHERE GD IS LIKE AAHAHAHAHHAHA AND LIKE DOING THE MARSHMALLOW DANCE TO MAKE FUN OF HIM
lovelyable: TOP WOULD BE DOING IT TOO
jandi: LMFAO TOP SINGING MARSHMALLOW IN HIS LOW ASS VOICE
lovelyable: OR FALSETTO
jandi: GD LIKE HEY WHEN WE GET HOME LET'S GO ROAST MARSHMALLOWS
jandi: AND MAKE SMORES
jandi: EXCEPT FOR TOP
lovelyable: TOP GETS TO EAT
lovelyable: CRACKERS
jandi: LMAO top is like i don't like graham crackers :(
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE o i meant saltines
jandi: EW
jandi: top trying to melt like fat free cheese onto his saltines
jandi: with a tub of fruit next to him
lovelyable: PUTTING STRAWBERRIES ON IT
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE EW
lovelyable: THE FUCK IS THAT
jandi: TOP IS LIKE W/E
jandi: ITS LIKE THAT MANWON HAPPINESS
jandi: WHERE HE ATE THAT DESSERT WITH THE HOT SAUCE AND LETTUCE
jandi: dude srsly if jyp let jay do art direction and styling
jandi: for 2pm
jandi: *___*
lovelyable: OMG I KNOW
lovelyable: jay would be like
lovelyable: ok rules
lovelyable: none of this synchronized weird sith costume shit
lovelyable: two, no cheerleader formations
lovelyable: three, FLIPPING ALL THE DAYZ
jandi: and no matching haircuts :|
lovelyable: NO MORE RIDICULOUS EYELINER
lovelyable: NO PONYTAILS FOR KHUN
jandi: jay complaining to f10 like what is this fuckery
lovelyable: IN HIS ROOM NAMED SEATTLE
lovelyable: BITCHING TO TAEC
lovelyable: "WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU WEARING ON STAGE TODAY"
lovelyable: WHAT WAS YOUR HAIR
jandi: TAEC LIKE IDK MAN THEY STYLED LIKE THAT
jandi: WHAT COULD I DO
jandi: jay like THROW A BITCH FIT
jandi: DAMN
jandi: ASK GD
lovelyable: DUH
lovelyable: YOU BRING YOUR OWN SPRAY BOTTLE AND UNSTYLE YOUR HAIR RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO ONSTAGE
jandi: idk i cant look at muscley taec with the ponytail LMAO
lovelyable: IKR THEY CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT
jandi: LMAO LIKE HE EVEN MADE
jandi: WOOYOUNG GET ALL BUFF
jandi: WTF IS THAT
lovelyable: IKR
jandi: HE'S LIKE CALLING JAY
jandi: HELP MEEEEEE
lovelyable: JAY IS LIKE UH
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE HERE HAVE SOME WEED
jandi: TOP RULE #5 WEED SOLVES EVERYTHING
lovelyable: HE GETS WOOYOUNG HEMP PANTS
jandi: NOOOOOOO
jandi: and another jamaican hat
lovelyable: THE ONES WITH THE DREADS ATTACHED
jandi: jay walks into top's room and is like
jandi: what the fuck is that wooyoung?
jandi: wooyoung like jah man :D
lovelyable: THEY'RE BOTH LIKE SPREAD EAGLE ON THE FLOOR AT THIS POINT
lovelyable: WOOYOUNG IS LIKE "EYYYYYYYYYY"
jandi: WITH DOOJOON DOING FOOD RUNS FOR THEM
lovelyable: HAHAHHAHAHAH
jandi: OMG IN THAT GEE PERF JAY LOOKED SO EMBARASSED
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: DONT LOOK AT ME THIS DIDNT HAPPEN
jandi: I WISH SEUNGRI WAS STILL IN IT
jandi: he probably pitched a fit like YG HYUNG
jandi: I AM A MAN
jandi: I DONT WANT TO DO THIS
lovelyable: JAY IS LIKE SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN
lovelyable: IF I CANT GET OUT
lovelyable: YOU CANT EITHER
jandi: JAY LIKE IF I SUFFER EVERYONE SUFFERS
lovelyable: HES LIKE I AM MOST MANLY
lovelyable: I'M IN IT. SO YOU ARE IN IT.
(big bang and snsd promoting at the same time?)
jandi: JOINT STAGE?
lovelyable: THERE IS TOO MANY OF THEM
lovelyable: TOP WOULD GET OVERWHELMED AS WOULD DAESUNG
jandi: TOP WOULD FORGET ALL HIS STEPS
jandi: AND LURK IN THE BACKGROUND
lovelyable: LIKE A CREEP
lovelyable: HE LIKE GETS IN HIS PRIM AND PROPER SITTING POSITION
lovelyable: KNEES TUCKED IN
jandi: HANDS AROUND KNEES
jandi: SUNGLASSES ON
lovelyable: POUT
jandi: I'M A CHILD :)
lovelyable: GD DISCREETLY DANCES TWDS HIM
lovelyable: SMACKS HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD
lovelyable: GET UP GET UP
jandi: TOP IS LIKE
jandi: NO NO NO NO NO
jandi: DANCE MOVE
lovelyable: DAESUNG WOULDNT EVEN SHOW UP
lovelyable: HE'D LIKE PASS OUT
jandi: SO IT'D BE LIKE
jandi: THE GIRLS AND SEUNGRI
lovelyable: YB WOULD BE THERE
lovelyable: GD IS THERE... JUST IN THE BACK, WITH TOP, FREAKING OUT ON HIM
jandi: GD THROWING A DISCREET FIT
jandi: AND TOP HOLDING HIS KNEES
lovelyable: REFUSING TO BUDGE
lovelyable: SEUNGRI LIKE
lovelyable: PRANCING AROUND THE STAGE
jandi: TOP only speaks to be like
jandi: where did you get the bearbricks for your shoot?????
lovelyable: HALF THE GIRLS ARE LIKE /SWOON
lovelyable: HES LIKE NO REALLY I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
lovelyable: PLZ
jandi: he keeps trying to communicate
jandi: and theyre like OH OPPA
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: GDI
lovelyable: ASLDKGJSLDK
jandi: LMFAO HE'S LIKE GD HANDLE THIS
lovelyable: GD GOES IN AND SCREAMS AT THEM LEADER STYLE
lovelyable: COMES BACK OUT "LITTLE TOKYO"
lovelyable: top peeks in and is like :< you made 3 of them cry
jandi: top is like here have some tissues sorry about that K BYE
lovelyable: RUNS IN
lovelyable: "OK HERE TISSUES SORRY I JUST REALLY WANTED TO KNOW OK THATS IT REALLY BYE" /ZIPS OUT
jandi: gd like THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY HAD THAT ONE ANYWAYS, ITS JUST BURIED UNDER THE GOLD FENDI ONE?
jandi: SOCIALITE GD :(
jandi: can top or teddy just smack him upside the head
lovelyable: probably same thing again as with his drinking problem
lovelyable: teddy and top are like WTF WHY ARE WE BACK HERE AGAIN
lovelyable: BOY
jandi: GD LIKE WEARING HIS $10,000 OUTFIT W/E I DO WHAT I WANT
lovelyable: TEDDY SHOULD MAKE HIM BURN IT
lovelyable: ~LET IT GO~
jandi: gd would fight him so hard
lovelyable: GD LIKE CLAWING IT BACK
jandi: HES LIKE THESE ARE
jandi: INVESTMENT PIECES
jandi: I CAN PASS THEM TO 2NE1
lovelyable: TEDDY IS LIKE FINE
lovelyable: GIVE THEM TO THEM NOW
jandi: HERE'S A T SHIRT AND BASKETBALL SHORTS
jandi: CHANGE
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: ...... FLIPS INSIDE OUT
lovelyable: THESE ARENT EVEN NAME BRANDS
jandi: WHY ARE THESE HANES
jandi: THEY'LL SCRATCH MY JOHN GALLIANO BOXER BRIEFS
jandi: lmfao this reminds me of that fic you wrote
jandi: when gd goes blonde
jandi: and top is like brb going to mcd's
lovelyable: drags daesung
jandi: poor dae
lovelyable: HES LIKE GDI WHY ME ALWAYS
jandi: IDK ITS KIND OF FUNNY CAUSE I FEEL LIKE he'd only do that for top
lovelyable: AND YB IF YB HAD THAT PROBLEM
lovelyable: ...BUT YB DOESNT
lovelyable: HES LIKE /DRAGS DAESUNG TO GYM
lovelyable: OH
lovelyable: IT MAKES SENSE NOW
jandi: AHHHHHH
jandi: YES
jandi: dae is like uhhh i dont think you can lift that and yb is like yes i can :| spot me
lovelyable: hes like you're going next
lovelyable: daesung is like WAT
lovelyable: T_T
jandi: LMAO DAESUNG LIKE OMO WHAT IS THIS
jandi: lmao daesung lifts it easily and yb is like
lovelyable: I FLUCTUATE BETWEEN GETTING FAT AT MCD'S AND HAVING AN 8PACK
jandi: .... ok twenty more pounds
lovelyable: LMFAO YB
jandi: LMFAO DAESUNG
jandi: i bet seungri would try to bring gd
jandi: and gd makes him feel worse about whatever his problem is
lovelyable: SEUNGRI IS LIKE
lovelyable: K NEVER BRINGING YOU AGAIN
lovelyable: YOU DONT MAKE ME FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF
lovelyable: YBBBBBBBBBB
jandi: LMFAO YB IS LIKE ALL SWEATY FROMT HE GYM LIKE SIIIIIGH
jandi: top like i can bring you maknae >:)
lovelyable: SEUNGRI IS LIKE
lovelyable: DDDD: NOT AFTER THAT ONE TIME
lovelyable: /BACKS AWAY
jandi: WHEN YOU LEFT ME THERE ON ACCIDENT
jandi: AND I HAD TO HITCHHIKE HOME
jandi: FROM JEJU ISLAND
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE
lovelyable: O THATS WHERE YOU WENT?
jandi: TOP LIKE MAN I THOUGHT YOU JUST WENT HOME SO I WENT
jandi: seungri like :|
lovelyable: yb is like none of you are sane :|
lovelyable: daesung: THAT IS YOU INCLUDED /PANTING
jandi: LMFAO daesung
jandi: digging through the almighty bag for an aspirin
jandi: lmao gd is like i am perfectly sane tyvm
lovelyable: daesung: /looks at spock hair with strands sticking out and big ass bling and makeup and feather strands sticking out of his genie turban
lovelyable: o ok
jandi: GD JUST WEARING THE GENIE OUTFIT AROUND THE HOUSE
jandi: MINUS THE HEELS CAUSE HE CANT WALK IN THEM
jandi: sitting on the couch eatin gpopcorn just chillin in a turban
jandi: and genie pants
lovelyable: HIS FACEPAINT
lovelyable: top comes home and is like ...what'd you do today
lovelyable: gd is like oh i had the day off
lovelyable: top: ....oh
jandi: top: so i guess it's going to be one of those days
jandi: i'll be in my room
jandi: l8r
lovelyable: gd: ...you are UNGRATEFUL
lovelyable: I GET NO APPRECIATION
lovelyable: /THROWS DOOR TO TOPS ROOM OPEN AND FROWNS AGAINST HIS DOORWAY
jandi: IN HIS GENIE CLOTHES
jandi: LMAO TOP LIKE K UM I WISH MY DOOR WAS CLOSED
jandi: I WISH I HAD A NORMAL BOYFRIEND
jandi: I GET ONE MORE RIGHT
lovelyable: GD'S LIKE
lovelyable: FINE /WALKS IN AND CLOSES CLOSET DOOR
jandi: THE CONTRARY GENIE
lovelyable: HES LIKE TWO I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND I'M YOUR LOVER SO UH SRY
jandi: HARPING ON SEMANTICS
lovelyable: HES LIKE THREE LET ME GUESS YOU WANT SAMGYUPSUL
jandi: THE THIRD WISH HAS TO BE FOOD
lovelyable: LOL top is like "...no... i want bibimbap"
\jandi: gd is like k here's a takeout menu
jandi: PROACTIVE WISH
jandi: DO IT YOURSELF
lovelyable: GOD HELPS THOSE WHO HELPS THEMSELVES
jandi: top secretly tries to like destroy the turban while gd is sleeping
jandi: flush it down the toilet or something
lovelyable: IT LIKE MAKES THE TOILET OVERFLOW
lovelyable: SEUNGRI IS LIKE HYUNG WHAT DID YOU DO WHAT DID YOU EAT
jandi: TOO MUCH CELERY
jandi: top like poking at it with a stick like why won't it go down :|
lovelyable: seungri is like hyung
lovelyable: ...what
lovelyable: its jeweled
lovelyable: WHAT DID YOU EAT
lovelyable: top: I ATE YOUR HYUNGNIM
lovelyable: HE WAS PISSING ME OFF
jandi: seungri like LOL SO FUNNY HYUNG :| secretly dashing to gd's room
lovelyable: thats like the one night gd slept over in top's room so his bed is empty and seungri is like DDDDDD:
jandi: also lol @ gd just ending up as jewels if someone were to like cannibalize him
jandi: JEWEL DRAGON
lovelyable: ..SOUNDS LIKE A PORN STAR
jandi: LMFAO JEWEL DRAGON AND T.O.P
lovelyable: WORKING BOYS AT TEDDY'S TOPLESS
jandi: OH GOD
jandi: TEDDY IS THE BOSS
jandi: KUSH IS THE MANAGER
lovelyable: MASTER HWANG IS THE BOUNCER
jandi: cl as like, the dj
jandi: PUTS ON RAUNCHY SHIT WHEN YB GETS ON
jandi: like r.kelly
lovelyable: LMFASODLK
jandi: and top gets like no diggity
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE
lovelyable: :|
lovelyable: WHAT WOULD YB'S NAME BE
jandi: UHHHHH
jandi: IDK I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF A SUN THING
lovelyable: ME TOO
lovelyable: ALL I GOT WAS THE SUN SHINES OUT OF HIS ASS
lovelyable: THATS NOT A NAME
jandi: LMFAO SACCHARINE ASS
lovelyable: THATS JEWELDRAGON'S SPECIALTY
jandi: GD DOING THE AEGYO STYLE
lovelyable: LACY PANTIES
jandi: he gets off stage and like cusses up a storm
lovelyable: YB COULD BE LIL MISS SUNSHINE
jandi: YESSSSS
jandi: top's show would last like an hour
lovelyable: TOP'S SHOW WOULD BE LIKE HES LIKE OK CAN I LEAVE YET
lovelyable: THEYRE LIKE NOOOOO
jandi: TOP THINKS ITS JUST A REGULAR VENUE SO HE BRINGS LIKE A BOOMBOX AND A MIC
lovelyable: AND THEN THEY START PULLING AT HIS CLOTHES HES LIKE
lovelyable: WHAT
lovelyable: NO
jandi: HE'S LIKE DAMN BITCHES CALM DOWN I KNOW MY RAPS ARE FLY
lovelyable: OMG IF HE WORE ALL HIS LAYERS IT'D TAKE HIM 50 HRS TO STRIP
jandi: LMFAO PULLING THE ALL NIGHTER SHIFT
lovelyable: PPL JUST SHOW UP AT LIKE 4 AM WHEN HE'S DOWN TO THE LAST TWO LAYERS
jandi: a crowd of women suddenly trying to get in and master hwang is like bwuh? half asleep
lovelyable: SEUNGRI'S NAME IS STRONG BABY OBV
lovelyable: AND I GUESS DAESUNGS IS STILL DLITE
jandi: DAESUNG HOW WOULD HE EVEN LIKE do a srs routine
lovelyable: DLITE DOES COTTON CANDY
lovelyable: HE SOUNDS LIKE AN ICE CREAM MAN
lovelyable: DO THEY DO UNDERGROUND EXTRA SERVICES TOO
lovelyable: FOR EXTRA CHARGE
jandi: NO
jandi: WELL
jandi: IDK
jandi: DEPENDS
lovelyable: I DONT THINK TOP WOULD
jandi: he'd probably just get dragged in as a customer by jj or smth
lovelyable: top is like no i dont actually want to go in there and jj is like COME ON ITS FUN
lovelyable: and gd and seungri are like ....top?
lovelyable: jj: you know them?
lovelyable: top: uhh uhh /hides
jandi: teddy like hey we dont need you this shift
(GIRL TOP... again)
lovelyable: if he were suddenly shorter
lovelyable: he'd be like .....wut
lovelyable: everybody even seungri patting him on the head
jandi: SEUNGRI LIKE
jandi: ohhh noona do you want me to carry those for you :D
lovelyable: LMFAO HES LIKE NOONA HERE I'LL GET IT DONT WORRY YOU'RE LITTLE
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE STOP CALLING ME NOONA
lovelyable: I AM YOUR HYUNG GDI
jandi: SEUNGRI LIKE NOT RIGHT NOW YOU'RE NOT ;) LEMME GET THAT JAR FROM THE CUPBOARD FOR YOU
lovelyable: TOP CLOCKS HIM WITH A PAN
jandi: SEUNGRI JUST OUT COLD ON THE FLOOR
lovelyable: GD COMES HOME LIKE "...HUH"
lovelyable: TOTALLY UNFAZED
jandi: just stepping over him to get some water
jandi: examining the jar of peanut butter on the counter
lovelyable: GD MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE MESS THE JAR MADE
lovelyable: "TOP NEXT TIME THROW SOMETHING EMPTY AND NOT MADE OF GLASS PLZ. THANKS."
jandi: TOP LIKE W/E picking glass out of his hair, he was asking for it
jandi: LMAO HOW SHOULD HE TURN BACK
lovelyable: LIKE, BIT BY BIT?
lovelyable: THAT WOULD GET AWKWARD
jandi: BOOBS AND A PENIS
jandi: OR ONE BOOB
jandi: GD IS LIKE EWW WHAT THE HELL
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: YOU'RE LIKE HALF A HERMAPHRODITE
lovelyable: I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS
jandi: I COULD DEAL WITH YOU AS A GIRL
jandi: AND OBV AS A DUDE
jandi: BUT DNW THIS
lovelyable: TOP CANT EVEN LOOK AT HIMSELF
lovelyable: HES LIKE OH GOD TOO MUCH GENETALIA
jandi: TOP JUST COCOONED IN HIS BED LIKE :( YB BRING ME FOOD PLZ
(gd and top wearing the same things, who it looks better on)
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE IT ONLY LOOKS FLY ON ME
jandi: TOP LIKE WAT rewinding and playing the lollipop mv
jandi: TELL ME THATS NOT FLY
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE DUDE I'M SO GQMF IN THAT
jandi: top is like i'm gqmf and you have a mop on your head gd
lovelyable: MOP GD IS LIKE WELL IT WORKED BETTER ON ME THAN YOU
lovelyable: THAT TOO IS SOMETHING ELSE
lovelyable: THAT I WORK BETTER
jandi: AND THE BLONDE
jandi: TOP JUST SUDDENLY GOING BLONDE
lovelyable: HES LIKE FINE YOU THINK I CANT PULL OFF YOUR HAIR
lovelyable: /DYES IT BLOND
lovelyable: WHAT NOW
lovelyable: BITCH
jandi: HAIR CONTEST
jandi: gd with his spock hair like FUCK
jandi: NOW WHAT
lovelyable: TOP "I HAD TO GET IT CUT FOR MY ROLE ANYWAYS"
lovelyable: ORIGINAL SPOCK~
jandi: DOING THE VULCAN SIGN
jandi: I'M OUT, PAYCE
lovelyable: I WONDER IF TOP CAN DO THAT WITH HIS FINGERS
lovelyable: OR IF HE LIKE STRUGGLEZ
jandi: HE HAS TO HE IS SPOCK
lovelyable: MAYBE GD CANT DO IT
jandi: taec like
jandi: i am disappoint :|
lovelyable: "YOU ARE NOT EVERYTHING I HOPED :("
jandi: I'M GOING BACK TO SEATTLE
jandi: /HOLES UP IN JAY'S ROOM "JAY HE CANT DO THE VULCAN SIGN"
lovelyable: JAY'S LIKE WTF IS A VOLCANO
jandi: TAEC ALL LIKE SCANDALIZED SITTING JAY DOWN WITH HIS LAPTOP
jandi: going to like star trek wiki OKAY SO VULCANS BLAH BLAH BLAH
lovelyable: JAY LIKE DOZES OFF STARTS SNORING
jandi: JAY LIKE NODDING OFF ON TAEC'S SHOULDER WHILE TAEC EXPLAINS THEIR WHOLE HISTORY
lovelyable: AW QT
lovelyable: TAEC DOESNT EVEN NOTICE HES JUST SO EXCITED
lovelyable: top walks in and is like :3
jandi: top walks in does the sign walks back out
jandi: talking to gd like seattle is qt
lovelyable: HES LIKE O I UNDERSTAND /VULCAN SIGN, LEAVES
lovelyable: gd is like what do you mean seattle is qt
lovelyable: :| we're better
jandi: HIM AND TAEC HAVE ~AN UNDERSTANDING~
jandi: gd is like ok so our room is.... seoul
jandi: and top is like we already live in seoul
jandi: idgi
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: ....SEATTLE IS A PLACE TOO YOU DUMBASS
lovelyable: top: i know, its jay's room
jandi: LOLLLLL TOP
jandi: it's jay's room and yb's hat
jandi: right?
lovelyable: gd: you... why do i
lovelyable: sdlkfjdk
jandi: top is like w/e i'm smart
jandi: ~smoky eyes~
lovelyable: gd like unwillingly goes weak kneed despite himself
lovelyable: hes like YEA YOU'RE ALSO DUMB AS A /falls over/ GDI
jandi: LMAO top just like hehehe yeah that's what i thought :3
lovelyable: ALL SMUG, GOES BACK TO EATING
jandi: AND GD ON THE FLOOR LIKE :| I'M GOING BACK TO SEOUL
jandi: top: ... we're already in seoul look you can see the river outside the window
jandi: idk what you're getting at
lovelyable: LOLLLL GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: FLSKA;ALSKDJ
jandi: HES LIKE HOW DID YO UGRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL
jandi: PLEASE TELL ME
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE IDK I'M SMART :3
jandi: top's like i have street smarts :3 that's how
jandi: EVERY TIME I SEE :3 NOW
jandi: I JUS THINK OF TOP SAYING
jandi: I'M A CHILD :3
lovelyable: I SLEPT WELL BECAUSE I'M A CHILD
lovelyable: top just like eaitng a bowl a cereal and reading sunday comics
jandi: fruit loops or w/e
jandi: BUT ONLY ONE CUP EXACTLY
jandi: AND ONE CUP OF SKIM MILK
lovelyable: HES LIKE PACING HIMSELF SO HE DOESNT EAT TOO FAST
jandi: gd with like a stack of pancakes chowing down
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE :|
jandi: TOP IS LIKE DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT
lovelyable: GD LIKE POURS MORE MAPLE SYRUP
jandi: TOP IS LIKE :| contemplating how many calories exactly one bite of pancake would be
jandi: how many minutes on the treadmill
jandi: meanwhile gd like smears more butter on it and drinks like oj
lovelyable: HOW MANY POINTS
lovelyable: HE LIKE ACCIDENTALLY SPILLS THE SYRUP IN TOPS CEREAL AND TOP IS LIKE
lovelyable: WHY DID YOU DOOOOO THATTTTTT
jandi: TOP IS LIKE GDI NOW I CANT EAT THIS :(
jandi: gd like YOU CAN HAVE A PANCAKE :D
lovelyable: TOP: YOU ARE ABUSIVE
lovelyable: YOU STILL A CHUBBY CHASER?
lovelyable: BECAUSE YOU'LL HAVE TO BE ONE AT THIS RATE
jandi: TOP LIKE SNAPS
jandi: HE'S LIKE FINE
jandi: eats like pizza all the time
jandi: brings home cake and ice cream
jandi: ordering like 94723948 sushi rolls
lovelyable: GDS LIKE SHIT SHIT SHIT
lovelyable: WHAT HAVE I DONE
lovelyable: DAESUNG EAT IT BEFORE HE GETS TO IT
jandi: DAESUNG IS LIKE FUCK NO
jandi: GIVE IT TO SEUNGRI
jandi: DNW TO RUIN MY FIGURE
jandi: meanwhile top is like cutting steak into pieces and eating them with mashed potatoes like FUCK STEAK WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE
lovelyable: LIKE HALF CRYING HALF LAUGHING
lovelyable: THE REST OF F10 LIKE D:
jandi: jay like yo lemme get some of that
lovelyable: TOP JUST LIKE GROWLS AT HIM, NO
jandi: MY STEAK
jandi: MINE
jandi: MINI TOP WHERE IS MY LO MEIN doojoon holding up a bag like D:
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE GIVE IT TO ME NOW
jandi: master hwang is like horrified
jandi: top goes in for a weighing and he is like WHAT IS GOING ON
lovelyable: HES LIKE AGRRRRRR
lovelyable: 50000000000 POINTS
jandi: master hwang like YOUVE USED THEM UP FOR TWO YEARS
lovelyable: CROUTONS AND WATER FOR YOU
jandi: STEAMED CAULIFLOWER
lovelyable: F10 IS LIKE
lovelyable: HYUNG YOU OWE THE APT 50000000 WON FOR ALL THAT FOOD
jandi: jj is like seunghyunnie i can make you food instead ok
jandi: you dont have to do this
lovelyable: top is like THERE IS NO WAY TO MAKE STEAMED CAULIFLOWER TASTY
jandi: top is like ITS LIKE A DRUG I DONT KNOW IF I CAN QUIT
jandi: staring at the mcd's down the road like ;__;
lovelyable: HES LIKE GOODBYE :'( MY FRIEND
jandi: HE'S LIKE JI YOU HAVE TO GO ON THIS DIET WITH ME THEN :|
jandi: closing the blinds like crossing his arms and shit
lovelyable: gd's like wait
lovelyable: what? WHAT?
jandi: GD STARING MOROSELY AT HIS CAULIFLOWER LIKE "...."
lovelyable: HES LIKE WELL YOU'LL LOSE WEIGHT
lovelyable: I'M GOING TO BECOME A SKELETON
jandi: GD GETS ALL BONY
jandi: top is like eww dont hug me wtf
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: FUCK
lovelyable: YOU
lovelyable: I DO THIS SHIT FOR YOU
lovelyable: /burns bear suit
jandi: GD WEARS THE BEAR SUIT HELPS CUT FRUIT GOES ON A DIET WEARS SKIMPY OUTFITS ETC
jandi: jj is like technically.... you just burned my bear suit
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE i'm going to cut your balls off if you dont stfu
jandi: hj like please don't, jj, shut up now
lovelyable: HAHAHAHA HJ THINKS HE'S BEING HELPFUL
lovelyable: HES LIKE DRAGGING JJ AWAY LIKE OK TIME TO GO HEHE :D
jandi: JJ LIKE THAT WAS A ONE OF A KIND I HAD THAT TAILORED :|
jandi: IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR RIBS STICK OUT
lovelyable: jaebum is like yea its top's fault
lovelyable: i'd never do this for taec what are you smoking
jandi: JAY ILH
lovelyable: taec: you wouldnt?
jandi: taec is like well stastically given your bmi
jandi: you'd never get as skinny as jiyong
lovelyable: jay: ...you know my bmi?
jandi: taec: i just estimated :D i took into account your height and daily fitness routine kekeke
lovelyable: jay: MANNN i never realized how much of a creep he is
jandi: ALL OF F10 ARE CREEPY
lovelyable: I DONT THINK ANYBODY'S NORMAL EXCEPT LIKE YB
jandi: YB GETTING MORE AND MORE CYNICAL
jandi: SNARKING TO TEDDY
jandi: who is like whoa man
lovelyable: TEDDY IS LIKE /BARGES INTO F10 APT
lovelyable: ALL RIGHT WHO TAINTED HIM
lovelyable: WHO DID IT
jandi: TEDDY JUST GLARING AROUND THE ROOM
jandi: and then going EW at gd before continuing
lovelyable: GD LIKE FURIOUSLYT RYING TO EAT AGAIN TO GAIN WEIGHT
jandi: BY HIMSELF AT LIKE 5AM AT MCD'S
lovelyable: WHAT IF HE LIKE JUST ATE BUTTER
lovelyable: LIKE BUTTER DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE POWDER AND SUGAR
lovelyable: THAT ONE WOMAN DID IT IN SPANGLISIH
jandi: TO GAIN WEIGHT?
lovelyable: BECAUSE SHE WAS MAD AT HER HSUBAND
lovelyable: PMS
jandi: top is like okay that's just fucking gross
lovelyable: UNTIL HE TRIES IT
lovelyable: AND IS LIKE ....OK NEVER LET ME AROUND THAT
jandi: TOP LIKE WAITS FOR GD TO FINISH EATING IS LIKE CAN IT BE MAKE OUT TIME NOW
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE YOU JUST WANT TO TASTE THE FOOD IN MY MOUTH.
jandi: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE YEAH AND IT BURNS CALORIES
jandi: SO
jandi: :D?
lovelyable: GD LIKE USES EXTRA STRENGTH MOUTHWASH
jandi: THE KIND THAT BURNS WHEN IT GOES DOWN
jandi: yb sees all the listerine bottles and is ilke DDD: he's going for the alcohol again
lovelyable: i bet everybody just spies on everybody
lovelyable: and cl is like the gossip hub
lovelyable: she knows everything
jandi: everyone goes to her when they have ~suspicions~
lovelyable: SHE HAS IT LIKE RECORDED ON HER LAPTOP
jandi: YG STYLE WITH THE 23479348941 CAMERAS EVERYWHERE
lovelyable: SHES LIKE yea i just stole these from our apartmnet, meh