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they'd do that cucumber over the eyes trick and he'd just eat it
IN THIS POST: yb being more excited about puppies than girls, the yg family dogs, seungri as a girl, gd and top vs. their many kpop doppelgangers, top as a manly girl, gd as a slut, yb as a girl and teddy's ~reactions~, shaun not wanting to be a girl, hyori and dara teaching top how to be a girl, yg family as brangelina's children
BY: jandi lovelyable
DATE: january 20, 2010
jandi: TOP IS LIKE YOU KNOW CELERY AND STUFF LIKE THAT HAS NEGATIVE CALORIES YOU SHOULD EAT THOSE INSTEAD NOONA
lovelyable: AND LIKE THE NATURAL TREATMENTS FOR HIS FACE LIKE HONEY AND OATMEAL AND BANANAS AND SHIT AND HE JUST EATS IT ALL LIKE "WELL THESE ARE WEIRD PORTIONS BUT O WELL"
lovelyable: "BUT I DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE, MY BOOBS JUST GET BIGGER"
jandi: ASIAN BIG BOOBS
jandi: SO LIKE
jandi: A HIGH B
lovelyable: IT FLUCTUATES DEPENDING ON WHAT HE EATS
lovelyable: SOME DAYS HE'S LIKE A DOUBLE D AND GD IS LIKE FUCKING LAY OFF THE BUTTER
jandi: lyle has the cutest bulldog too
jandi: BUT ITS NAMED CHARLIE
jandi: i'm like ICU PLAGIARIZING TOP
lovelyable: top's charlie is probz like :| im better than you
lovelyable: OMG I DIDNT KNOW KUSH HAS BOSS'S BROTHER
lovelyable: LMFAO IT'S NAMED MACHO
lovelyable: WTH KUSH
jandi: LMFAO WHAT A WEIRD NAME FOR A DOG
jandi: CHOI CHARLIE THE SNOOTY DOG
lovelyable: GOD THEIR FAMBLY OF DOGS
lovelyable: somebody needs to write them as humans
lovelyable: BOSS AS THE SEASONED VETERAN
lovelyable: GAHO AS LIKE THE BITCHY 15 YR OLD GIRL WHO THINKS SHES THE SHIT
lovelyable: MACHO BOSS'S OLDER SLIGHTLY RETARDED BROTHER
jandi: LMFAO MACHO THE LIKE
jandi: JOCK THAT WORKS OUT TOO MUCH
jandi: AND TELLS UNFUNNY JOKES
jandi: THAT BOSS IS EMBARASSED BY
lovelyable: YES
lovelyable: MACHO HAS TOO MANY MUSCLES AND NOT ENOUGH BRAIN
jandi: LMFAO CHARLIE LIKE
jandi: WHO IS THIS BITCH
jandi: GET HIM AWAY FROM ME
lovelyable: CHARLIE IS LIKE NEW BUT WALKS AROUND LIKE HE FUCKING OWNS THE PLACE AND IS BETTER THAN EVERYBODY
lovelyable: charlie 2 the chill guy whos just like whatevs
lovelyable: buddy (**aimee's yorkie) is probably their seungri
jandi: LMFAO THEIR SEUNGRI
jandi: ALL YAPPY LIKE
jandi: HYUUUUUNG
lovelyable: BOUNCING AROUND
lovelyable: YAY YAY YAY YAY
jandi: gaho like STFD before i poop on you
lovelyable: LMFAOOOOO
jandi: HUMPING PEOPLES LEGS
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE WHATEVER
lovelyable: SEUNGRI LIKES ME
lovelyable: :3
jandi: that poor dog
jandi: seungri probably takes 389472943 selcas with it
jandi: to send to noonas
jandi: so they can be like SO CUTE
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE
lovelyable: WHOS QTER ME OR THE YORKIE
(about girl top)
lovelyable: GIRL TOP IS SENSITIVE ABOUT EVERY MOUND OF FAT HE HAS OR ACQUIRES, EVEN HIS BOOBS
jandi: TOP LIKE
jandi: SHOULD I WORK THESE BOOBS OFF
jandi: OR KEEP THEM
jandi: HMM
jandi: DECISIONS
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE
lovelyable: MEBBE A BREAST REDUCTION
jandi: LMFAO GD IS LIKE YEAH
jandi: THEN YOU'D BE A NEGATIVE A CUP
lovelyable: I DONT WANT A CONCAVE, JFC
jandi: LMFAO top is like w/e gd
jandi: if you were a girl
jandi: you wouldnt have any tits at all
jandi: wonderbra for you
lovelyable: not even mosquito bites
lovelyable: like, two goosebumps
jandi: so basically his chest in that gif where top pinches his nipple
jandi: top is like you dont need any days off you look exactly the same as a girl
lovelyable: NOBODY WOULD NOTICE ANYWAYS
jandi: GD IS LIKE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
jandi: i want girl gd to get his period
lovelyable: LOL "I HAVE AN EXCUSE NOW IM PMSING"
jandi: daesung: top hyung can you deal with your girlfriend she is making us miserable :|
jandi: top is like what else is new
jandi: I WAS GONNA SAY GIRL KUSH BUT OMG DONT KNOW IF WANT
lovelyable: OH JFC EW
lovelyable: HE'D BE CHUBBO
lovelyable: AND SO VULGAR
lovelyable: AND BIG
lovelyable: OMG HE'D BE LIKE THE SHEMALES IN WHITE CHICKS
jandi: EW OMG
jandi: KUSH SITTING AT THE STUDIO WITH HIS LEGS SPREAD OUT EATING AND EVERYONE IS LIKE EW
lovelyable: FORGETS TO SHAVE
jandi: LMFAO EW
jandi: TEDDY LIKE DUDE COME ON
jandi: AT LEAST THE LEGS
jandi: OR UNDER THE ARMS
jandi: COME ON
lovelyable: KUSH IS LIKE
lovelyable: /BURPS
lovelyable: I'M SEXY ANYWAYS
lovelyable: >: )
jandi: GIRL SEUNGRI WOULD BE
jandi: SUCH A LITTLE BITCH
jandi: OPPA AM I CUTE OPPA OPPA LOOK AM I CUTE LOOK
lovelyable: I'M QT I'M QT I'M QTTTTTTT SCREAMING HIP THRUST
jandi: JFC
lovelyable: the worst part is he'd probably look like sulli
lovelyable: OH GOD HE'D LOOK LIKE SULLI
jandi: seungri like NO JIYONG I DONT WANT YOU TO COME WITH ME can top oppa come since he's tall and girls will be jealous :3
jandi: OMG
jandi: HE WOULD
jandi: HE WOULD
lovelyable: I NEED A GOOD STRONG MAN WHO CAN PROTECT ME actually can i have TEDDY hyung EVERYBODY LOVES HIM
jandi: YB IS LIKE I'LL CALL TEDDY...................... :/
jandi: lmao gd sulking in the back
jandi: all offended
jandi: but he can't beat up seungri while he's a girl
lovelyable: hes like YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING :|
jandi: top stops measuring his spinach and is like wtf are you talking about you're the worst oppa ever
jandi: DONT THINK I FORGOT
jandi: WHEN I WAS A GIRL
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE WOE IS ME I CANT EAT MY PIZZA ANYMORE BECAUSE IT'LL GO TO MY BOOBS THAT I AM NO LONGER ALLOWED TO HAVE :<
lovelyable: LOL TOP IS LIKE YOU MADE ME WAX MY BIKINI
lovelyable: I'M NOT FORGETTING THAT DAY
jandi: TOP IS LIKE
jandi: DID YOU DO THIS WITH ALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
jandi: NO WONDER THEY ALL DUMPED YOU
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE GDI ALL THE GIRLS DO IT HERE
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE SCANDALIZED
lovelyable: LIKE WHY WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT
jandi: LOL SO WHEN TOP CAME BACK WOULD HE STILL BE WAXED
lovelyable: OMG LMFAOOOOOOOOO
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: I'M NAKED D:
jandi: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE THIS FEELS WEIRD
lovelyable: HES LIKE DONT LOOK AT MEEEEE
jandi: gd is like w/e small price to pay for looking good as a girl
jandi: LMFAO TOP
jandi: he starts wearing like 4 pairs of underwear to compensate
jandi: GIRL GD WOULD LIKE TAKE ALL THESE PAINS WITH HER APPEARANCE and top would just be like w/e
lovelyable: IKR HE LIKE WAKES UP 3 HRS IN ADVANCE
lovelyable: TO PREEN
lovelyable: top just naturaly looks good
lovelyable: has naturally great hair and great eyelashes and doesnt need makeup
lovelyable: gd is like FUCK YOUUUU
jandi: gd like TEACH ME HOW TO DO THIS MASCARA THING YOURS LOOKED GOOD
jandi: top is like oh idk i didnt do anything
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE WHATS MASCARA
jandi: lmao gd has to go to cl for advice
jandi: like WE LOOK ALIKE
jandi: FIX THIS HELP ME
lovelyable: SHES LIKE OKAY
lovelyable: FIRST, EYELID TAPE
lovelyable: AND THEN GIVES HIM LIKE AN HOUR OF TIPS
jandi: LMFAO WOULD GD LIKE
jandi: ARGUE WITH HER
jandi: LIKE IDK IF I LIKE THIS LOOK
jandi: I WANT A SMOKIER EYE
lovelyable: LMFAO OMG YES
jandi: CAN I ADD MORE HERE
lovelyable: CL IS LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKIN RING UNDERNEATH YOUR EYES
lovelyable: NO
jandi: LMFAO CL IS LIKE YOU LOOK LIKE A SLUT
jandi: gd is like w/e i am fierce
lovelyable: "I CAN HANDLE IT THANKS"
jandi: LMFAO HE COMES BACK and yb is like
jandi: wtf
jandi: scandalized
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE YEA WELL WATCH THIS SLUT GET YOUR TEDDY OPPA
lovelyable: AND CL RAGES
jandi: LMFAO CL AND YB LIKE
jandi: WAT.
lovelyable: top like D: wot?
jandi: top out of the loop like coming into the room hey guys whats going on WTF GD
jandi: i like natural looking girls :|
lovelyable: HES LIKE LA LA LA HEY GD MOVE FOR A SECOND I NEED MY JACKET / LEAVES ... 10 MINUTES LATER COMES RUNNING BACK "WHAT!?!?!?!?!"
lovelyable: gd is like "well i'm not doing this for you"
jandi: GD IS LIKE PREENING 849237482 DUDES HANGING AROUND HIM
lovelyable: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE YOU BITCH
lovelyable: I WAXED PLACES THAT SHOULD NEVER BE WAXED FOR YOU
jandi: I GOT AN INGROWN HAIR
jandi: AND YOU GET 10 MILLION FREE DRINKS
jandi: WTF IS THIS
lovelyable: HES LIKE HOW COME NOBODY BOUGHT ME ANY DRINKS when in actuality gd had like a bodyguard taking them out before they ever got to top
jandi: LMFAO GD OMG
jandi: jj just to piss him off is like
jandi: oh hi jiyong
jandi: /ignores him
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE "....DONT YOU NOTICE ANYTHING"
lovelyable: JJ IS LIKE "...OH. YEA. WHY ARE YOU WEARING HEELS? FINALLY CROSSED THAT DIVIDE?"
jandi: LMFAO JJ
jandi: HJ IS LIKE FACEPALM
lovelyable: HES LIKE OH HEY TOP /KISSES ON CHEEK
lovelyable: AND THEN BEFORE HE LEAVES HES LIKE "BTW JIYONG, NICE VAJAY" /walks off
jandi: LMAO OMG DOES THIS MEAN BITCHY GIRLFRIEND GD
lovelyable: YES
jandi: GD IS LIKE WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO HER YOU SHOULD BE TALKING TO ME
jandi: WHO IS THAT SLUT
jandi: DO YOU EVEN KNOW HER
jandi: WHY IS SHE LOOKING AT YOU
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE
lovelyable: ...UM, THATS SANDARA NOONA
jandi: DARA WOULD LOL SO HARD
lovelyable: AND I'M PRETTY SURE SHE WAS STARING AT YOU :|
lovelyable: YEA SHE WOULD
jandi: DARA AND BOM STARING AT GD WITH
jandi: HORRIFIED LOOKS ON THEIR FACES
jandi: bom like even i've never worn a dress that short :O
lovelyable: bom: at least wear safety pants, we can see your crotch :(
jandi: EW
jandi: SOUNDS LIKE HYUNAH
lovelyable: NO NO NO
jandi: GIRL GD JAMMING TO HOT ISSUE
jandi: top is like i'm dumping you bye
lovelyable: TOP: DNW HYUNAH AS MY GIRLFRIEND :<
jandi: LMFAO DOOJOON LIKE IA IA :|
lovelyable: maybe gd would look like jiyoon
jandi: omg jiyoon yes
jandi: lmfao gd would be the fiercest girl rapper
lovelyable: IKR
jandi: hes like CAN I GUEST ON 2NE1'S STAGE
jandi: PLZ
jandi: JUST ONCE
lovelyable: lexy style
jandi: AS A GIRL
lovelyable: HES JUST LIKE WTF EVER I CAN STILL BE IN BIG BANG
jandi: HE WOULD GET EVEN MORE CENSORED
lovelyable: netizens commenting like "omg this girl is better than gdragon!"
lovelyable: LMFAO OMG YES
lovelyable: so much wardrobe malfunction
jandi: LMAO GIRL GD DOING BREATHE >__>
lovelyable: OH GOD LMFAO
jandi: 19+
lovelyable: LIKE 21+
jandi: top is like do not approve :|
lovelyable: LOL top "you're doing your sex face. i didnt know that was a public thing now."
jandi: LOL TOP finally getting all serious business
lovelyable: gd is like idk must have gotten caught up in the moment
jandi: LOL top like sulking around gd is like to teddy whats wrong with him
jandi: teddys like idk i'd be bummed too if my girlfriend was being a ho all over seoul
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE I AM NOT A HO GDIIIIIII
lovelyable: I AM FUCKIN FIERCE
lovelyable: LIKE MADONNA
jandi: TEDDY LOOKS AT HIS SHORTS AND THEN AT THE SNOW OUTSIDE LIKE
jandi: OH.
jandi: YEAH OKAY.
jandi: LMAO just cause teddy said that yb turns into a girl next
lovelyable: TEDDY LIKE
lovelyable: "OH GOD. OH FUCK. FUCK MY LIFE."
lovelyable: /MOVES TO BROOKLYN
lovelyable: KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME I DONT WANT TO COMMIT A SIN
jandi: LMFAO TEDDY MOVING HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD
jandi: TEDDY SHOWS UP AT SHAUN AND AIMEE'S LIKE
jandi: CAN I STAY HERE. :|
lovelyable: shaun is like ok but why
lovelyable: teddy is like I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL
jandi: LMFAO TEDDY
jandi: aimee is like wtf is going on
lovelyable: LMFAO TEDDY JUST HAVING A MELTDOWN
lovelyable: UNABLE TO COMPLETE HIS SENTENCES
jandi: LMFAO HES LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW MAN I CANT EVEN
jandi: IT WAS FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED TO GD
jandi: BUT I DONT EVEN KNOW
lovelyable: HES LIKE SEUNGHYUN, FINE
lovelyable: HE WAS LIKE HYORI
lovelyable: UNATTAINABLE
lovelyable: WHATEVER
lovelyable: GD WAS JUST A SLUT
lovelyable: BUT I CANT HANDLE THIS
lovelyable: I CANT I CANT DO IT
jandi: LMFAO AIMEE IS LIKE OHHHHH sneaking away to skype with yb
jandi: TAKE OFF YOUR HAT SO I CAN SEE
lovelyable: she comes back and is like HEY YOUNGBAE SAYS SHE MISSES YOU :D
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE TOTALLY ASHAMED
lovelyable: he's like i drove teddy oppa away :(
jandi: LMFAO AW
lovelyable: teddy is like STOP CALLING ME OPPA LAKDJLG;SLDKJF /DIES
jandi: yb is like i wish teddy oppa was here kush is getting weird around me :(
lovelyable: LMFAO KUSH THE ETERNAL CREEPER
jandi: LMFAO TEDDY LIKE HOVERING NEAR THE DOOR ALL LIKE PEEKING OVER FREAKING OUT
jandi: top is like dont worry yb i'll protect you :3
lovelyable: AIMEE IS LIKE EITHER COME IN AND STFU OR GET OUT AND TAKE A COLD SHOWER GOD
jandi: LMFAO AIMEE SO SENSIBLE
jandi: shaun is like idek
jandi: is this a korean thing?
lovelyable: LOL SHAUN
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE ...ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME, RIGHT?
lovelyable: I MEAN, I JUST HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS
jandi: shaun has an emergency conference with lyle
jandi: and they're both like fuck fuck fuck fuck
lovelyable: the next day lyle's like sister who shaun has never met comes to the door and shaun like SCREAMS
jandi: SHAUN IS LIKE NO
jandi: NO NO NO FUCK NO
jandi: calling the korean church
jandi: IS THERE LIKE
jandi: AN EXORCISM FOR THIS
lovelyable: YOU DIDNT COVER THIS IN THE BIBLE GDI
lovelyable: FLAPPING HIS ARMS LIKE AGLKSJDLK
jandi: LMFAO HES LIKE BRB CALLING YB AND ASKING
lovelyable: yb is like idk, still a girl :|
jandi: girl yb like i'm sorry oppa i dont know :(
lovelyable: teddy with his extra sensory hearing all the way across the house like WHY ARE YOU CALLING HER
lovelyable: GOD
jandi: lol teddy freaks out when yb calls anyone oppa
jandi: YES
lovelyable: DO YOU WANT ME TO BE IN PRISON, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT
jandi: LMFAO TEDDY HAS TO LIKE
jandi: COME BACK TO RECORD
jandi: AND HES LIKE
lovelyable: LMFAO HE WEARS LIKE BLINDERS AND IS TWITCHY
lovelyable: YG HAS TO PUT HIM ON SEDATIVES
lovelyable: AND THEN HE JUST GETS LOOPY AND CREEPY
jandi: LMFAO YB IS LIKE
jandi: WHY IS TEDDY OPPA LIKE THIS
jandi: I DONT LIKE IT
jandi: CLUTCHING BOSS
jandi: lmao yb gets to record backing vocals for 2ne1 and teddy is like alkgdjalkgjgdklgakjdlkag choice you do this.
lovelyable: teddy is like I'M NOT YOUR OPPA GDDIIIIIIIIIIIII /THROWS CHAIR
lovelyable: roars and leaves in a rage
jandi: teddy in his apt
jandi: petting mr tibbles
jandi: angrily
jandi: the ps3 just looping a game over and over
lovelyable: his character keeps dying
jandi: seungri keeps blowing him up in halo
lovelyable: LMFAO SEUNGRI
lovelyable: hes like hey i like what happens when yb hyung is a girl
lovelyable: but i was qter
lovelyable: :D
jandi: I LOVE HOW EVEN THOUGH SEUNGRI WAS SUPER CUTE
jandi: NO ONE WAS LIKE
jandi: OH HAY
jandi: except like
jandi: kush probably
jandi: LMAO OR LIKE JJONG
lovelyable: JJONG
lovelyable: probably like AJ
jandi: LMAO AJ
jandi: wait isn't sulli
jandi: gd's ideal girl
lovelyable: yes :|
jandi: LMAO AJ IS LIKE OMG @ girl yb
lovelyable: but i think seungri being her kind of kills it
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE WELL GEE THANKS FOR RUINING THAT FOR ME
jandi: LMAO GD IS LIKE WHO IS THAT?
jandi: YB: SEUNGRI
jandi: GD: OH. :/
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE TOP?
lovelyable: TOP IS THAT YOU?
lovelyable: /HOPEFUL LOOK
lovelyable: ...OH. GDI
jandi: TOP: WHY DO YOU KEEP WANTING ME TO BE FEMALE
jandi: AM I NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU I'M LIKE SUPER MANLY AND SHIT
lovelyable: LMFAO SUPER MANLY GD LIKE CHOKES ON HIS WATER "O OK"
jandi: top is like w/e :| with his 8234982 pimp rings on
lovelyable: he probably bought like
lovelyable: 20395809 girly rings
lovelyable: like flowers and huge coral brooch-rings and shit
lovelyable: and he still wears them
jandi: netizens all like
jandi: COUPLE RING FROM TOP'S GIRLFRIEND?
lovelyable: "WHY IS TOP WEARING THE RINGS THAT GIRL WORE THAT GD BOUGHT HER"
jandi: BIG BANG LOVE TRIANGLE
jandi: WOULD IT EVEN FIT ON TOP'S FINGER
jandi: HE WOULD HAVE TO LIKE WEAR IT ON A CHAIN OR SMTH
lovelyable: LOL MAYBE THATS WHY HE STILL WEARS THEM
lovelyable: ~CANT TAKE THEM OFF~
jandi: SLOWLY LOSING CIRCULATION
lovelyable: is girltop still taller than gd?
lovelyable: cuz that would be HILARIOUS
jandi: OMG IDEK
jandi: they can be like
jandi: the same height
jandi: gd is like JUST WEAR FLATS GDI
lovelyable: but you have to have a scene where they teach him how to walk in heels
jandi: LMFAO AHHHHH
lovelyable: like bring 2ne1 and hyori over
jandi: top like IDK HOW TO DO THIS
lovelyable: HES LIKE TRIPPING ALL OVER THE PLACE
jandi: wobbling holding onto cl's arm
lovelyable: THEY HAVE TO STRAP PILLOWS ON HIS BODY
jandi: LMAO YB CAN HOLD HIS WAIST LIKE IN THE ICE SKATING THING
jandi: "ITS OK YOU CAN DO IT...... WHY AM I DOING THIS"
lovelyable: GD TEACHING HIM HOW TO STRUT
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE "...DUDE YOU ARE GAY"
jandi: GD IS LIKE GEE
jandi: WHAT TOLD YOU THAT
lovelyable: I WONDER IF IT WAS THE PART WHERE I'M WITH YOU THAT GAVE IT AWAY, OR WHAT
jandi: LMFAO TOP JUST LIKE
jandi: IN A PAJAMA SET WITH CURLERS LIKE WHY DO I HAVE TO DO ALL THIS GIRLY SHIT GOD FUCK
lovelyable: HYORI AND BOM SHOULD PERFECT HIS HEEL WALK
lovelyable: AND HE FINALLY DOES IT TO LIKE SHOW OFF
lovelyable: AND HES LIKE BABAM! HIT THAT SHIT PERFECTLY! /FALLS OVER
lovelyable: IN TOE SEPARATORS
jandi: GETS LIKE A HUGE BRUISE
jandi: LMAO teddy is like
jandi: damn gd wtf are you doing
lovelyable: WITH HIS LIKE FACIAL MASK ON
lovelyable: THATS LIKE GREEN
lovelyable: omg they'd do that cucumber over the eyes trick and he'd just eat it
jandi: dara's like here /hands him cucumbers
jandi: top is like oh a snack?
jandi: thanks
jandi: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE YOU KNOW CELERY AND STUFF LIKE THAT HAS NEGATIVE CALORIES YOU SHOULD EAT THOSE INSTEAD NOONA
lovelyable: AND LIKE THE NATURAL TREATMENTS FOR HIS FACE LIKE HONEY AND OATMEAL AND BANANAS AND SHIT AND HE JUST EATS IT ALL LIKE "WELL THESE ARE WEIRD PORTIONS BUT O WELL"
lovelyable: "BUT I DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE, MY BOOBS JUST GET BIGGER"
jandi: LMFAO ASIAN BIG BOOBS
jandi: SO LIKE
jandi: A HIGH B
lovelyable: IT FLUCTUATES DEPENDING ON WHAT HE EATS
lovelyable: SOME DAYS HE'S LIKE A DOUBLE D AND GD IS LIKE FUCKING LAY OFF THE BUTTER
jandi: LMAO HYORI IS LIKE LET ME TEACH YOU ABOUT BRAS getting him all his lacy shit and top is like ITS ITCHY
lovelyable: "WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR THESE"
jandi: LMFAO TOP AT HOME
jandi: DOESNT WEAR A BRA
jandi: AND YB IS LIKE
jandi: AHHHHHHH
lovelyable: AND THEN TOP RUNS AFTER CHARLIE ONE DAY
lovelyable: AND IS LIKE
lovelyable: ....OK BRA
jandi: LMFAO HES LIKE WTF WHY DOES MY CHEST HURT
jandi: LMAO how would top even react
jandi: when random dudes like hit on him/her
jandi: LMAO ALL AWKWARD AND SHIT
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: >_> EHEHEHHEHEHE :3?
lovelyable: GD: /FACEPALM YOU MORON
lovelyable: TOP: WHAT YOU WANT ME TO CHEAT ON YOU?
lovelyable: GD: NO BUT AT LEAST LOOK CLASSY WHEN YOU'RE SHOOTING THEM DOWN JFC
jandi: LMFAO GD
jandi: LIKE ITS EASY TO TURN CREEPY DUDES DOWN
jandi: I DO IT ALL THE TIME
jandi: WATCH ME
jandi: and top is like wait what
lovelyable: GD GETS A GUYS # AND TOP IS LIKE BUT I THOUGHT YOU--
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE oh he was qt
jandi: LMFAO TOP TRYING TO GET INTIMIDATING
jandi: AND FAILING
jandi: CAUSE HES A GIRL
jandi: LIKE wtf is this shit :| and gd is like lol ok dont trip on your heels when you try to tower over me
lovelyable: HES LIKE /TURNS ON THE INTIMIDATING EYES AND GUYS JUST SWOON INSTEAD
jandi: STEALING GD'S DUDES
lovelyable: LMFAO GD'S LIKE HEY :|
jandi: seungri is like TOP NOONA
jandi: LETS GO OUT LETS DO SOMETHING
jandi: all the time
jandi: top is like are you using me to attract other noonas idgi
jandi: i dont think it works that way
lovelyable: seungri is like "...noona noona?" and top just clocks him over the head
jandi: return of bamf top
jandi: lmfao top tries to give advice
jandi: to yb when he turns into a girl
jandi: but its all convoluted and weird and talking about waxing and what it feels like to have sex as a girl
jandi: and yb is like
jandi: WHAT
jandi: OMG
jandi: WHAT
lovelyable: LMFAOOOOO
jandi: DNW
lovelyable: SO GD WAS ABLE TO GET IT UP THEN
lovelyable: WELL HUH
jandi: LMFAO LASKGDLK
jandi: TOP IS LIKE YEAH IDK I WAS KIND OF OFFENDED BY THAT
lovelyable: PROBABLY THE HARDEST THING TO DO OF HIS LIFE
jandi: TOP: I ASKED JAEJOONG HYUNG ABOUT IT AND HE JUST LAUGHED AT ME :|
lovelyable: TOP PROBZ GOT INSECURE IN THE BEDROOM
lovelyable: AND GD'S JUST LIKE NOT ASHAMED AT ALL LIKE "WELL IDK IT MIGHT NOT WORK."
lovelyable: "YOU HAVE A VAG. ITS NOT MY FAULT."
jandi: LMFAO GD
jandi: MEANWHILE TOP IS LIKE OH HAY GIRL GD
jandi: when gd turns back he's like wait did you like me better as a girl i dont like this
lovelyable: HES LIKE WHY DO YOU LIKE ME SO MUCH
lovelyable: :|
jandi: LMFAO GD DOES NOT APPROVE
jandi: lmao why do their personality traits make them all cute girls idgi
jandi: like yb
jandi: and top
jandi: especially
lovelyable: lmfao top wouldnt be qt he'd just be a clumsy badass who's socially awkward
lovelyable: and who probably talks about his boobs like 24/7
jandi: BOOBS AND FOOD
lovelyable: and food all stuck to his shirt
jandi: LMFAO EW
lovelyable: he'd look like angelina jolie though
lovelyable: or the asian equivalent
jandi: omg angelina was gorgeous when she was younger
lovelyable: just goodlooking her whole life
jandi: AND SHE GOT TO MARRY BRAD PITT SO
lovelyable: IS GD BRAD PITT
jandi: BLOND GD?
jandi: seungri is maddox
lovelyable: LMFAOOOOOO SEUNGRI
lovelyable: DAESUNG AND MINJI ARE THE TWINZ
jandi: LMFAO ZAHARA IS CL
jandi: and yb is like idek the other azn bb
lovelyable: wats his face
jandi: I DONT REMEMBER but he looks exactly like maddox
BY: jandi lovelyable
DATE: january 20, 2010
jandi: TOP IS LIKE YOU KNOW CELERY AND STUFF LIKE THAT HAS NEGATIVE CALORIES YOU SHOULD EAT THOSE INSTEAD NOONA
lovelyable: AND LIKE THE NATURAL TREATMENTS FOR HIS FACE LIKE HONEY AND OATMEAL AND BANANAS AND SHIT AND HE JUST EATS IT ALL LIKE "WELL THESE ARE WEIRD PORTIONS BUT O WELL"
lovelyable: "BUT I DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE, MY BOOBS JUST GET BIGGER"
jandi: ASIAN BIG BOOBS
jandi: SO LIKE
jandi: A HIGH B
lovelyable: IT FLUCTUATES DEPENDING ON WHAT HE EATS
lovelyable: SOME DAYS HE'S LIKE A DOUBLE D AND GD IS LIKE FUCKING LAY OFF THE BUTTER
jandi: lyle has the cutest bulldog too
jandi: BUT ITS NAMED CHARLIE
jandi: i'm like ICU PLAGIARIZING TOP
lovelyable: top's charlie is probz like :| im better than you
lovelyable: OMG I DIDNT KNOW KUSH HAS BOSS'S BROTHER
lovelyable: LMFAO IT'S NAMED MACHO
lovelyable: WTH KUSH
jandi: LMFAO WHAT A WEIRD NAME FOR A DOG
jandi: CHOI CHARLIE THE SNOOTY DOG
lovelyable: GOD THEIR FAMBLY OF DOGS
lovelyable: somebody needs to write them as humans
lovelyable: BOSS AS THE SEASONED VETERAN
lovelyable: GAHO AS LIKE THE BITCHY 15 YR OLD GIRL WHO THINKS SHES THE SHIT
lovelyable: MACHO BOSS'S OLDER SLIGHTLY RETARDED BROTHER
jandi: LMFAO MACHO THE LIKE
jandi: JOCK THAT WORKS OUT TOO MUCH
jandi: AND TELLS UNFUNNY JOKES
jandi: THAT BOSS IS EMBARASSED BY
lovelyable: YES
lovelyable: MACHO HAS TOO MANY MUSCLES AND NOT ENOUGH BRAIN
jandi: LMFAO CHARLIE LIKE
jandi: WHO IS THIS BITCH
jandi: GET HIM AWAY FROM ME
lovelyable: CHARLIE IS LIKE NEW BUT WALKS AROUND LIKE HE FUCKING OWNS THE PLACE AND IS BETTER THAN EVERYBODY
lovelyable: charlie 2 the chill guy whos just like whatevs
lovelyable: buddy (**aimee's yorkie) is probably their seungri
jandi: LMFAO THEIR SEUNGRI
jandi: ALL YAPPY LIKE
jandi: HYUUUUUNG
lovelyable: BOUNCING AROUND
lovelyable: YAY YAY YAY YAY
jandi: gaho like STFD before i poop on you
lovelyable: LMFAOOOOO
jandi: HUMPING PEOPLES LEGS
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE WHATEVER
lovelyable: SEUNGRI LIKES ME
lovelyable: :3
jandi: that poor dog
jandi: seungri probably takes 389472943 selcas with it
jandi: to send to noonas
jandi: so they can be like SO CUTE
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE
lovelyable: WHOS QTER ME OR THE YORKIE
(about girl top)
lovelyable: GIRL TOP IS SENSITIVE ABOUT EVERY MOUND OF FAT HE HAS OR ACQUIRES, EVEN HIS BOOBS
jandi: TOP LIKE
jandi: SHOULD I WORK THESE BOOBS OFF
jandi: OR KEEP THEM
jandi: HMM
jandi: DECISIONS
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE
lovelyable: MEBBE A BREAST REDUCTION
jandi: LMFAO GD IS LIKE YEAH
jandi: THEN YOU'D BE A NEGATIVE A CUP
lovelyable: I DONT WANT A CONCAVE, JFC
jandi: LMFAO top is like w/e gd
jandi: if you were a girl
jandi: you wouldnt have any tits at all
jandi: wonderbra for you
lovelyable: not even mosquito bites
lovelyable: like, two goosebumps
jandi: so basically his chest in that gif where top pinches his nipple
jandi: top is like you dont need any days off you look exactly the same as a girl
lovelyable: NOBODY WOULD NOTICE ANYWAYS
jandi: GD IS LIKE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
jandi: i want girl gd to get his period
lovelyable: LOL "I HAVE AN EXCUSE NOW IM PMSING"
jandi: daesung: top hyung can you deal with your girlfriend she is making us miserable :|
jandi: top is like what else is new
jandi: I WAS GONNA SAY GIRL KUSH BUT OMG DONT KNOW IF WANT
lovelyable: OH JFC EW
lovelyable: HE'D BE CHUBBO
lovelyable: AND SO VULGAR
lovelyable: AND BIG
lovelyable: OMG HE'D BE LIKE THE SHEMALES IN WHITE CHICKS
jandi: EW OMG
jandi: KUSH SITTING AT THE STUDIO WITH HIS LEGS SPREAD OUT EATING AND EVERYONE IS LIKE EW
lovelyable: FORGETS TO SHAVE
jandi: LMFAO EW
jandi: TEDDY LIKE DUDE COME ON
jandi: AT LEAST THE LEGS
jandi: OR UNDER THE ARMS
jandi: COME ON
lovelyable: KUSH IS LIKE
lovelyable: /BURPS
lovelyable: I'M SEXY ANYWAYS
lovelyable: >: )
jandi: GIRL SEUNGRI WOULD BE
jandi: SUCH A LITTLE BITCH
jandi: OPPA AM I CUTE OPPA OPPA LOOK AM I CUTE LOOK
lovelyable: I'M QT I'M QT I'M QTTTTTTT SCREAMING HIP THRUST
jandi: JFC
lovelyable: the worst part is he'd probably look like sulli
lovelyable: OH GOD HE'D LOOK LIKE SULLI
jandi: seungri like NO JIYONG I DONT WANT YOU TO COME WITH ME can top oppa come since he's tall and girls will be jealous :3
jandi: OMG
jandi: HE WOULD
jandi: HE WOULD
lovelyable: I NEED A GOOD STRONG MAN WHO CAN PROTECT ME actually can i have TEDDY hyung EVERYBODY LOVES HIM
jandi: YB IS LIKE I'LL CALL TEDDY...................... :/
jandi: lmao gd sulking in the back
jandi: all offended
jandi: but he can't beat up seungri while he's a girl
lovelyable: hes like YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING :|
jandi: top stops measuring his spinach and is like wtf are you talking about you're the worst oppa ever
jandi: DONT THINK I FORGOT
jandi: WHEN I WAS A GIRL
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE WOE IS ME I CANT EAT MY PIZZA ANYMORE BECAUSE IT'LL GO TO MY BOOBS THAT I AM NO LONGER ALLOWED TO HAVE :<
lovelyable: LOL TOP IS LIKE YOU MADE ME WAX MY BIKINI
lovelyable: I'M NOT FORGETTING THAT DAY
jandi: TOP IS LIKE
jandi: DID YOU DO THIS WITH ALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
jandi: NO WONDER THEY ALL DUMPED YOU
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE GDI ALL THE GIRLS DO IT HERE
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE SCANDALIZED
lovelyable: LIKE WHY WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT
jandi: LOL SO WHEN TOP CAME BACK WOULD HE STILL BE WAXED
lovelyable: OMG LMFAOOOOOOOOO
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: I'M NAKED D:
jandi: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE THIS FEELS WEIRD
lovelyable: HES LIKE DONT LOOK AT MEEEEE
jandi: gd is like w/e small price to pay for looking good as a girl
jandi: LMFAO TOP
jandi: he starts wearing like 4 pairs of underwear to compensate
jandi: GIRL GD WOULD LIKE TAKE ALL THESE PAINS WITH HER APPEARANCE and top would just be like w/e
lovelyable: IKR HE LIKE WAKES UP 3 HRS IN ADVANCE
lovelyable: TO PREEN
lovelyable: top just naturaly looks good
lovelyable: has naturally great hair and great eyelashes and doesnt need makeup
lovelyable: gd is like FUCK YOUUUU
jandi: gd like TEACH ME HOW TO DO THIS MASCARA THING YOURS LOOKED GOOD
jandi: top is like oh idk i didnt do anything
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE WHATS MASCARA
jandi: lmao gd has to go to cl for advice
jandi: like WE LOOK ALIKE
jandi: FIX THIS HELP ME
lovelyable: SHES LIKE OKAY
lovelyable: FIRST, EYELID TAPE
lovelyable: AND THEN GIVES HIM LIKE AN HOUR OF TIPS
jandi: LMFAO WOULD GD LIKE
jandi: ARGUE WITH HER
jandi: LIKE IDK IF I LIKE THIS LOOK
jandi: I WANT A SMOKIER EYE
lovelyable: LMFAO OMG YES
jandi: CAN I ADD MORE HERE
lovelyable: CL IS LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKIN RING UNDERNEATH YOUR EYES
lovelyable: NO
jandi: LMFAO CL IS LIKE YOU LOOK LIKE A SLUT
jandi: gd is like w/e i am fierce
lovelyable: "I CAN HANDLE IT THANKS"
jandi: LMFAO HE COMES BACK and yb is like
jandi: wtf
jandi: scandalized
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE YEA WELL WATCH THIS SLUT GET YOUR TEDDY OPPA
lovelyable: AND CL RAGES
jandi: LMFAO CL AND YB LIKE
jandi: WAT.
lovelyable: top like D: wot?
jandi: top out of the loop like coming into the room hey guys whats going on WTF GD
jandi: i like natural looking girls :|
lovelyable: HES LIKE LA LA LA HEY GD MOVE FOR A SECOND I NEED MY JACKET / LEAVES ... 10 MINUTES LATER COMES RUNNING BACK "WHAT!?!?!?!?!"
lovelyable: gd is like "well i'm not doing this for you"
jandi: GD IS LIKE PREENING 849237482 DUDES HANGING AROUND HIM
lovelyable: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE YOU BITCH
lovelyable: I WAXED PLACES THAT SHOULD NEVER BE WAXED FOR YOU
jandi: I GOT AN INGROWN HAIR
jandi: AND YOU GET 10 MILLION FREE DRINKS
jandi: WTF IS THIS
lovelyable: HES LIKE HOW COME NOBODY BOUGHT ME ANY DRINKS when in actuality gd had like a bodyguard taking them out before they ever got to top
jandi: LMFAO GD OMG
jandi: jj just to piss him off is like
jandi: oh hi jiyong
jandi: /ignores him
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE "....DONT YOU NOTICE ANYTHING"
lovelyable: JJ IS LIKE "...OH. YEA. WHY ARE YOU WEARING HEELS? FINALLY CROSSED THAT DIVIDE?"
jandi: LMFAO JJ
jandi: HJ IS LIKE FACEPALM
lovelyable: HES LIKE OH HEY TOP /KISSES ON CHEEK
lovelyable: AND THEN BEFORE HE LEAVES HES LIKE "BTW JIYONG, NICE VAJAY" /walks off
jandi: LMAO OMG DOES THIS MEAN BITCHY GIRLFRIEND GD
lovelyable: YES
jandi: GD IS LIKE WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO HER YOU SHOULD BE TALKING TO ME
jandi: WHO IS THAT SLUT
jandi: DO YOU EVEN KNOW HER
jandi: WHY IS SHE LOOKING AT YOU
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE
lovelyable: ...UM, THATS SANDARA NOONA
jandi: DARA WOULD LOL SO HARD
lovelyable: AND I'M PRETTY SURE SHE WAS STARING AT YOU :|
lovelyable: YEA SHE WOULD
jandi: DARA AND BOM STARING AT GD WITH
jandi: HORRIFIED LOOKS ON THEIR FACES
jandi: bom like even i've never worn a dress that short :O
lovelyable: bom: at least wear safety pants, we can see your crotch :(
jandi: EW
jandi: SOUNDS LIKE HYUNAH
lovelyable: NO NO NO
jandi: GIRL GD JAMMING TO HOT ISSUE
jandi: top is like i'm dumping you bye
lovelyable: TOP: DNW HYUNAH AS MY GIRLFRIEND :<
jandi: LMFAO DOOJOON LIKE IA IA :|
lovelyable: maybe gd would look like jiyoon
jandi: omg jiyoon yes
jandi: lmfao gd would be the fiercest girl rapper
lovelyable: IKR
jandi: hes like CAN I GUEST ON 2NE1'S STAGE
jandi: PLZ
jandi: JUST ONCE
lovelyable: lexy style
jandi: AS A GIRL
lovelyable: HES JUST LIKE WTF EVER I CAN STILL BE IN BIG BANG
jandi: HE WOULD GET EVEN MORE CENSORED
lovelyable: netizens commenting like "omg this girl is better than gdragon!"
lovelyable: LMFAO OMG YES
lovelyable: so much wardrobe malfunction
jandi: LMAO GIRL GD DOING BREATHE >__>
lovelyable: OH GOD LMFAO
jandi: 19+
lovelyable: LIKE 21+
jandi: top is like do not approve :|
lovelyable: LOL top "you're doing your sex face. i didnt know that was a public thing now."
jandi: LOL TOP finally getting all serious business
lovelyable: gd is like idk must have gotten caught up in the moment
jandi: LOL top like sulking around gd is like to teddy whats wrong with him
jandi: teddys like idk i'd be bummed too if my girlfriend was being a ho all over seoul
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE I AM NOT A HO GDIIIIIII
lovelyable: I AM FUCKIN FIERCE
lovelyable: LIKE MADONNA
jandi: TEDDY LOOKS AT HIS SHORTS AND THEN AT THE SNOW OUTSIDE LIKE
jandi: OH.
jandi: YEAH OKAY.
jandi: LMAO just cause teddy said that yb turns into a girl next
lovelyable: TEDDY LIKE
lovelyable: "OH GOD. OH FUCK. FUCK MY LIFE."
lovelyable: /MOVES TO BROOKLYN
lovelyable: KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME I DONT WANT TO COMMIT A SIN
jandi: LMFAO TEDDY MOVING HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD
jandi: TEDDY SHOWS UP AT SHAUN AND AIMEE'S LIKE
jandi: CAN I STAY HERE. :|
lovelyable: shaun is like ok but why
lovelyable: teddy is like I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL
jandi: LMFAO TEDDY
jandi: aimee is like wtf is going on
lovelyable: LMFAO TEDDY JUST HAVING A MELTDOWN
lovelyable: UNABLE TO COMPLETE HIS SENTENCES
jandi: LMFAO HES LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW MAN I CANT EVEN
jandi: IT WAS FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED TO GD
jandi: BUT I DONT EVEN KNOW
lovelyable: HES LIKE SEUNGHYUN, FINE
lovelyable: HE WAS LIKE HYORI
lovelyable: UNATTAINABLE
lovelyable: WHATEVER
lovelyable: GD WAS JUST A SLUT
lovelyable: BUT I CANT HANDLE THIS
lovelyable: I CANT I CANT DO IT
jandi: LMFAO AIMEE IS LIKE OHHHHH sneaking away to skype with yb
jandi: TAKE OFF YOUR HAT SO I CAN SEE
lovelyable: she comes back and is like HEY YOUNGBAE SAYS SHE MISSES YOU :D
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE TOTALLY ASHAMED
lovelyable: he's like i drove teddy oppa away :(
jandi: LMFAO AW
lovelyable: teddy is like STOP CALLING ME OPPA LAKDJLG;SLDKJF /DIES
jandi: yb is like i wish teddy oppa was here kush is getting weird around me :(
lovelyable: LMFAO KUSH THE ETERNAL CREEPER
jandi: LMFAO TEDDY LIKE HOVERING NEAR THE DOOR ALL LIKE PEEKING OVER FREAKING OUT
jandi: top is like dont worry yb i'll protect you :3
lovelyable: AIMEE IS LIKE EITHER COME IN AND STFU OR GET OUT AND TAKE A COLD SHOWER GOD
jandi: LMFAO AIMEE SO SENSIBLE
jandi: shaun is like idek
jandi: is this a korean thing?
lovelyable: LOL SHAUN
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE ...ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME, RIGHT?
lovelyable: I MEAN, I JUST HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS
jandi: shaun has an emergency conference with lyle
jandi: and they're both like fuck fuck fuck fuck
lovelyable: the next day lyle's like sister who shaun has never met comes to the door and shaun like SCREAMS
jandi: SHAUN IS LIKE NO
jandi: NO NO NO FUCK NO
jandi: calling the korean church
jandi: IS THERE LIKE
jandi: AN EXORCISM FOR THIS
lovelyable: YOU DIDNT COVER THIS IN THE BIBLE GDI
lovelyable: FLAPPING HIS ARMS LIKE AGLKSJDLK
jandi: LMFAO HES LIKE BRB CALLING YB AND ASKING
lovelyable: yb is like idk, still a girl :|
jandi: girl yb like i'm sorry oppa i dont know :(
lovelyable: teddy with his extra sensory hearing all the way across the house like WHY ARE YOU CALLING HER
lovelyable: GOD
jandi: lol teddy freaks out when yb calls anyone oppa
jandi: YES
lovelyable: DO YOU WANT ME TO BE IN PRISON, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT
jandi: LMFAO TEDDY HAS TO LIKE
jandi: COME BACK TO RECORD
jandi: AND HES LIKE
lovelyable: LMFAO HE WEARS LIKE BLINDERS AND IS TWITCHY
lovelyable: YG HAS TO PUT HIM ON SEDATIVES
lovelyable: AND THEN HE JUST GETS LOOPY AND CREEPY
jandi: LMFAO YB IS LIKE
jandi: WHY IS TEDDY OPPA LIKE THIS
jandi: I DONT LIKE IT
jandi: CLUTCHING BOSS
jandi: lmao yb gets to record backing vocals for 2ne1 and teddy is like alkgdjalkgjgdklgakjdlkag choice you do this.
lovelyable: teddy is like I'M NOT YOUR OPPA GDDIIIIIIIIIIIII /THROWS CHAIR
lovelyable: roars and leaves in a rage
jandi: teddy in his apt
jandi: petting mr tibbles
jandi: angrily
jandi: the ps3 just looping a game over and over
lovelyable: his character keeps dying
jandi: seungri keeps blowing him up in halo
lovelyable: LMFAO SEUNGRI
lovelyable: hes like hey i like what happens when yb hyung is a girl
lovelyable: but i was qter
lovelyable: :D
jandi: I LOVE HOW EVEN THOUGH SEUNGRI WAS SUPER CUTE
jandi: NO ONE WAS LIKE
jandi: OH HAY
jandi: except like
jandi: kush probably
jandi: LMAO OR LIKE JJONG
lovelyable: JJONG
lovelyable: probably like AJ
jandi: LMAO AJ
jandi: wait isn't sulli
jandi: gd's ideal girl
lovelyable: yes :|
jandi: LMAO AJ IS LIKE OMG @ girl yb
lovelyable: but i think seungri being her kind of kills it
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE WELL GEE THANKS FOR RUINING THAT FOR ME
jandi: LMAO GD IS LIKE WHO IS THAT?
jandi: YB: SEUNGRI
jandi: GD: OH. :/
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE TOP?
lovelyable: TOP IS THAT YOU?
lovelyable: /HOPEFUL LOOK
lovelyable: ...OH. GDI
jandi: TOP: WHY DO YOU KEEP WANTING ME TO BE FEMALE
jandi: AM I NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU I'M LIKE SUPER MANLY AND SHIT
lovelyable: LMFAO SUPER MANLY GD LIKE CHOKES ON HIS WATER "O OK"
jandi: top is like w/e :| with his 8234982 pimp rings on
lovelyable: he probably bought like
lovelyable: 20395809 girly rings
lovelyable: like flowers and huge coral brooch-rings and shit
lovelyable: and he still wears them
jandi: netizens all like
jandi: COUPLE RING FROM TOP'S GIRLFRIEND?
lovelyable: "WHY IS TOP WEARING THE RINGS THAT GIRL WORE THAT GD BOUGHT HER"
jandi: BIG BANG LOVE TRIANGLE
jandi: WOULD IT EVEN FIT ON TOP'S FINGER
jandi: HE WOULD HAVE TO LIKE WEAR IT ON A CHAIN OR SMTH
lovelyable: LOL MAYBE THATS WHY HE STILL WEARS THEM
lovelyable: ~CANT TAKE THEM OFF~
jandi: SLOWLY LOSING CIRCULATION
lovelyable: is girltop still taller than gd?
lovelyable: cuz that would be HILARIOUS
jandi: OMG IDEK
jandi: they can be like
jandi: the same height
jandi: gd is like JUST WEAR FLATS GDI
lovelyable: but you have to have a scene where they teach him how to walk in heels
jandi: LMFAO AHHHHH
lovelyable: like bring 2ne1 and hyori over
jandi: top like IDK HOW TO DO THIS
lovelyable: HES LIKE TRIPPING ALL OVER THE PLACE
jandi: wobbling holding onto cl's arm
lovelyable: THEY HAVE TO STRAP PILLOWS ON HIS BODY
jandi: LMAO YB CAN HOLD HIS WAIST LIKE IN THE ICE SKATING THING
jandi: "ITS OK YOU CAN DO IT...... WHY AM I DOING THIS"
lovelyable: GD TEACHING HIM HOW TO STRUT
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE "...DUDE YOU ARE GAY"
jandi: GD IS LIKE GEE
jandi: WHAT TOLD YOU THAT
lovelyable: I WONDER IF IT WAS THE PART WHERE I'M WITH YOU THAT GAVE IT AWAY, OR WHAT
jandi: LMFAO TOP JUST LIKE
jandi: IN A PAJAMA SET WITH CURLERS LIKE WHY DO I HAVE TO DO ALL THIS GIRLY SHIT GOD FUCK
lovelyable: HYORI AND BOM SHOULD PERFECT HIS HEEL WALK
lovelyable: AND HE FINALLY DOES IT TO LIKE SHOW OFF
lovelyable: AND HES LIKE BABAM! HIT THAT SHIT PERFECTLY! /FALLS OVER
lovelyable: IN TOE SEPARATORS
jandi: GETS LIKE A HUGE BRUISE
jandi: LMAO teddy is like
jandi: damn gd wtf are you doing
lovelyable: WITH HIS LIKE FACIAL MASK ON
lovelyable: THATS LIKE GREEN
lovelyable: omg they'd do that cucumber over the eyes trick and he'd just eat it
jandi: dara's like here /hands him cucumbers
jandi: top is like oh a snack?
jandi: thanks
jandi: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE YOU KNOW CELERY AND STUFF LIKE THAT HAS NEGATIVE CALORIES YOU SHOULD EAT THOSE INSTEAD NOONA
lovelyable: AND LIKE THE NATURAL TREATMENTS FOR HIS FACE LIKE HONEY AND OATMEAL AND BANANAS AND SHIT AND HE JUST EATS IT ALL LIKE "WELL THESE ARE WEIRD PORTIONS BUT O WELL"
lovelyable: "BUT I DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE, MY BOOBS JUST GET BIGGER"
jandi: LMFAO ASIAN BIG BOOBS
jandi: SO LIKE
jandi: A HIGH B
lovelyable: IT FLUCTUATES DEPENDING ON WHAT HE EATS
lovelyable: SOME DAYS HE'S LIKE A DOUBLE D AND GD IS LIKE FUCKING LAY OFF THE BUTTER
jandi: LMAO HYORI IS LIKE LET ME TEACH YOU ABOUT BRAS getting him all his lacy shit and top is like ITS ITCHY
lovelyable: "WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR THESE"
jandi: LMFAO TOP AT HOME
jandi: DOESNT WEAR A BRA
jandi: AND YB IS LIKE
jandi: AHHHHHHH
lovelyable: AND THEN TOP RUNS AFTER CHARLIE ONE DAY
lovelyable: AND IS LIKE
lovelyable: ....OK BRA
jandi: LMFAO HES LIKE WTF WHY DOES MY CHEST HURT
jandi: LMAO how would top even react
jandi: when random dudes like hit on him/her
jandi: LMAO ALL AWKWARD AND SHIT
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: >_> EHEHEHHEHEHE :3?
lovelyable: GD: /FACEPALM YOU MORON
lovelyable: TOP: WHAT YOU WANT ME TO CHEAT ON YOU?
lovelyable: GD: NO BUT AT LEAST LOOK CLASSY WHEN YOU'RE SHOOTING THEM DOWN JFC
jandi: LMFAO GD
jandi: LIKE ITS EASY TO TURN CREEPY DUDES DOWN
jandi: I DO IT ALL THE TIME
jandi: WATCH ME
jandi: and top is like wait what
lovelyable: GD GETS A GUYS # AND TOP IS LIKE BUT I THOUGHT YOU--
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE oh he was qt
jandi: LMFAO TOP TRYING TO GET INTIMIDATING
jandi: AND FAILING
jandi: CAUSE HES A GIRL
jandi: LIKE wtf is this shit :| and gd is like lol ok dont trip on your heels when you try to tower over me
lovelyable: HES LIKE /TURNS ON THE INTIMIDATING EYES AND GUYS JUST SWOON INSTEAD
jandi: STEALING GD'S DUDES
lovelyable: LMFAO GD'S LIKE HEY :|
jandi: seungri is like TOP NOONA
jandi: LETS GO OUT LETS DO SOMETHING
jandi: all the time
jandi: top is like are you using me to attract other noonas idgi
jandi: i dont think it works that way
lovelyable: seungri is like "...noona noona?" and top just clocks him over the head
jandi: return of bamf top
jandi: lmfao top tries to give advice
jandi: to yb when he turns into a girl
jandi: but its all convoluted and weird and talking about waxing and what it feels like to have sex as a girl
jandi: and yb is like
jandi: WHAT
jandi: OMG
jandi: WHAT
lovelyable: LMFAOOOOO
jandi: DNW
lovelyable: SO GD WAS ABLE TO GET IT UP THEN
lovelyable: WELL HUH
jandi: LMFAO LASKGDLK
jandi: TOP IS LIKE YEAH IDK I WAS KIND OF OFFENDED BY THAT
lovelyable: PROBABLY THE HARDEST THING TO DO OF HIS LIFE
jandi: TOP: I ASKED JAEJOONG HYUNG ABOUT IT AND HE JUST LAUGHED AT ME :|
lovelyable: TOP PROBZ GOT INSECURE IN THE BEDROOM
lovelyable: AND GD'S JUST LIKE NOT ASHAMED AT ALL LIKE "WELL IDK IT MIGHT NOT WORK."
lovelyable: "YOU HAVE A VAG. ITS NOT MY FAULT."
jandi: LMFAO GD
jandi: MEANWHILE TOP IS LIKE OH HAY GIRL GD
jandi: when gd turns back he's like wait did you like me better as a girl i dont like this
lovelyable: HES LIKE WHY DO YOU LIKE ME SO MUCH
lovelyable: :|
jandi: LMFAO GD DOES NOT APPROVE
jandi: lmao why do their personality traits make them all cute girls idgi
jandi: like yb
jandi: and top
jandi: especially
lovelyable: lmfao top wouldnt be qt he'd just be a clumsy badass who's socially awkward
lovelyable: and who probably talks about his boobs like 24/7
jandi: BOOBS AND FOOD
lovelyable: and food all stuck to his shirt
jandi: LMFAO EW
lovelyable: he'd look like angelina jolie though
lovelyable: or the asian equivalent
jandi: omg angelina was gorgeous when she was younger
lovelyable: just goodlooking her whole life
jandi: AND SHE GOT TO MARRY BRAD PITT SO
lovelyable: IS GD BRAD PITT
jandi: BLOND GD?
jandi: seungri is maddox
lovelyable: LMFAOOOOOO SEUNGRI
lovelyable: DAESUNG AND MINJI ARE THE TWINZ
jandi: LMFAO ZAHARA IS CL
jandi: and yb is like idek the other azn bb
lovelyable: wats his face
jandi: I DONT REMEMBER but he looks exactly like maddox