IN THIS POST: the f4 as matchmakers, the jay/cl/yb love triangle, jaejoong and hyunjoong's big blowup, gtop hairstyles, big bang imitating each other's bedroom noises, nuthang's practical joke, producer-artist ownerships and choice37's confusion, top being jealous of se7en, the real reason top was awkward on family outing
BY:
whetstone lovelyableDATE: february 26, 2010
whetstone: yoochun is just like idk just get him drunk and sleep with him kekekekeke
whetstone: gd is like we already did that.
lovelyable: LMFAO YOOCHUN
whetstone: yoochun like oshit
whetstone: HES LIKE OH
whetstone: /AWKWARD
lovelyable: HES LIKE well
lovelyable: i hadnt told you that yet
lovelyable: so
lovelyable: thats not my fault
lovelyable: right
(F4 and gd’s friendship, jaejoong the meddler, jaejoong and hyunjoong break up)
lovelyable: SO THATS WHY JJ APPROACHES GD
lovelyable: somehow it turns into a friendship
lovelyable: with yooch and junsu too
lovelyable: they're like text us if you need anything
lovelyable: so gd's like
lovelyable: I WANT FOOD PLS
whetstone: F4 TRYING TO PLAY MATCHMAKERS FOR GTOP
lovelyable: JJ'S LIKE YEA WE'LL BRING U FOOD
lovelyable: DOES TOP WANT ANYTHING
lovelyable: gd is like i dont even know where he is
whetstone: JJ SO SUBTLE
whetstone: theyre like HEY
whetstone: WE'RE HAVING A PARTY COME OVER
whetstone: ....BUT ITS IN TOPS APT
whetstone: HOPE YOU DONT MIND
lovelyable: LMFAO
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: so.... upstairs.
whetstone: he rolls up in his jeremy scott sweats
whetstone: jj is like jfc
whetstone: didnt even change
whetstone: THIS IS A PARTY
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: I LIVE DOWNSTAIRS.
whetstone: HES LIKE THERE'S ONLY.... FOUR OF YOU
whetstone: AND ME
whetstone: WHY DO I NEED TO DRESS UP
lovelyable: JJ IS LIKE “HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO GET HIM DRESSED LIKE THAT”
lovelyable: /DRAGS HIM BACK DOWNSTAIRS
whetstone: LKDSGLKAS JJ
whetstone: HES LIKE TRUST ME I KNOW WHAT TOP LIKES /RIFLES THROUGH CLOSET
whetstone: gd is like
whetstone: what
whetstone: i dont even
whetstone: i wasnt even
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: ITS NOT LIKE I'VE KNOWN HIM FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS
lovelyable: TOP HAS SEEN ME IN EVERYTHING
whetstone: GD SHOULD BE LIKE I'M OVER IT ~BRAND NEW GD~
whetstone: jj is like
whetstone: LOL
whetstone: OK
whetstone: YOU DONT FOOL ME
whetstone: DUMB SHIT
lovelyable: GD CANT EVEN GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE
lovelyable: JJS JUST LIKE
lovelyable: AHAHA YEA OK
lovelyable: WHATEVS
lovelyable: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS TOP
lovelyable: WITH THOSE PANTS
whetstone: LMFAO GD IS LIKE...................
whetstone: THIS IS WHY THEY GO SHOPPING TOGETHER
whetstone: JJ JUST FORCES HIMSELF ONTO GD
whetstone: hes like GET THIS
whetstone: TOP LIKES PRINTS LIKE THAT
whetstone: gd is like i'm not a five year old
whetstone: fuck no
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: WTF
lovelyable: top is like
lovelyable: ...why are you taking gd shopping
lovelyable: jj is like DOES IT MAKE YOU JEALOUS
whetstone: MFDLSKFLK JJ
lovelyable: top is like ... wait wut
lovelyable: cuz he has no idea jj knows
whetstone: IKR
whetstone: JJ STARTS TRYING TO HANG OFF OF GD
whetstone: gd is like GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEP
lovelyable: LMFALKSSKDJF GD
lovelyable: JJ IS LIKE
lovelyable: JFC
lovelyable: YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GETTING MEN
whetstone: GD IS LIKE HDU I'VE HAD LOTS OF BOYFRIENDS
whetstone: JJ IS LIKE YEAH BUT NOT THE ONE YOU WANT
whetstone: I GOT MINE
whetstone: hj is like oh jesus christ
lovelyable: HJ WAS LIKE
lovelyable: if it makes you feel better
lovelyable: jj was a complete dumbshit when he was trying to ~get me~
whetstone: LMFAO
whetstone: JJ JUST WON THROUGH
whetstone: PERSISTANCE
lovelyable: YES
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE AHAHAHAHA
lovelyable: JJ LIKE STFU I WAS GREAT
whetstone: JJ IS LIKE YOU DIDNT LIKE IT WHEN I TOOK MY BOOMBOX TO YOUR DORM
whetstone: AND PLAYED DOUSHIITE?
whetstone: HDU
whetstone: I HAD THE COPS CALLED ON ME
whetstone: AND FANGIRLS SWARMED ME
whetstone: I DID IT FOR YOU HYUNJOONGIE
lovelyable: AAHAHHAHAHHAHA OMG LIKE FREAKY FRIDAY
lovelyable: EXCEPT ITS HIS OWN SONG
lovelyable: HES LIKE YELLING IT
whetstone: HJ'S BANDMATES ARE LIKE
whetstone: LOLOLOLOL
whetstone: hj is like /facepalm
whetstone: JJ IS LIKE
whetstone: MAYBE STAND OUTSIDE TOP'S WINDOW AND PLAY LIES :')
whetstone: GD IS LIKE
whetstone: .........
lovelyable: LMFAOOOOOOO
lovelyable: LIES
lovelyable: HJ IS LIKE
lovelyable: WHAT THE FUCK
lovelyable: IN WHAT SETTING IS THAT ROMANTIC
lovelyable: YOU ARE A DUMBASS
whetstone: LMFAO LKSDAG HJ
whetstone: HE'S LIKE LOOK GD
whetstone: WHATEVER JJ SAYS
whetstone: JUST DO THE OPPOSITE
lovelyable: JJ LIKE HDU
lovelyable: HDU
lovelyable: IT WON YOU OVER DIDNT IT
lovelyable: >:|
lovelyable: GIVING ME NO CREDIT
lovelyable: MAKING ME LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF MAKNAE
whetstone: LMFAO MAKNAE
whetstone: HJ IS LIKE IDK IT WON ME OVER WON BEING PAST TENSE
whetstone: :|
whetstone: gd sitting in the backseat like
whetstone: what is going on
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: can we stay on topic here
whetstone: yoochun is just like idk just get him drunk and sleep with him kekekekeke
whetstone: gd is like we already did that.
lovelyable: LMFAO YOOCHUN
whetstone: yoochun like oshit
whetstone: HES LIKE OH
whetstone: /AWKWARD
lovelyable: HES LIKE well
lovelyable: i hadnt told you that yet
lovelyable: so
lovelyable: thats not my fault
lovelyable: right
whetstone: he's like uhhh
whetstone: uhhhhh
whetstone: donut?
whetstone: /holds out box
lovelyable: HES LIKE HERE I GOT YOU THIS?
whetstone: LMFAO LIKE ONE OF THOSE GIANT COOKIES ON THE FRONT IT SAYS SORRY
whetstone: THE BACK IS LIKE
whetstone: SECOND TIME'S THE CHARM
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: .......:|
lovelyable: hj is like
lovelyable: YOOCHUN SHUSH
lovelyable: /TAKES COOKIE
whetstone: HIM AND JJ JUST EAT IT
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE hey i still... wanted that
lovelyable: i'm hungry
whetstone: LMAO
whetstone: JJ LIKE
whetstone: HJ
whetstone: QUICK
whetstone: PIZZA
whetstone: CALL THEM
lovelyable: JJ IS LIKE OK I'LL CALL TOPGOON
lovelyable: wait
lovelyable: haha reflex
lovelyable: sry
whetstone: they keep trying to drop hints to top
whetstone: and top is like
whetstone: IM TRYING OK
whetstone: jiyong doesnt like me anymore
whetstone: yoochun is like
whetstone: LOL
whetstone: YOU GUYS JUST NEED TO DRINK MOAR
lovelyable: LMFAO YOOCHUN!!!!!
lovelyable: EVEN JJ IS LIKE
lovelyable: ....OK UR DONE
lovelyable: HAND IN FACE
lovelyable: SIT DOWN
whetstone: YOOCH IS JUST LIKE
whetstone: WHAT
whetstone: WHAT'D I DO
whetstone: WHAT
whetstone: I BET JJ IS LIKE
whetstone: HE HEARS TOP BEING LIKE jiyong doesnt care about me anymore
whetstone: and gd like IM OVER IT but like super sensitive about the whole thing
whetstone: and hes like CAN I JUST TELL THEM
whetstone: I MEAN THEY'LL BE PISSED I BROKE THEIR TRUST BUT
whetstone: JFC
lovelyable: HJ IS LIKE
lovelyable: no.
lovelyable: you cant.
lovelyable: JJ IS LIKE
lovelyable: ....I DONT LIKE THIS
lovelyable: he'd hear about ybcljay and be like
lovelyable: OH NO
lovelyable: NOT GETTING INVOLVED
lovelyable: NO APPROACHING ANYBODY
lovelyable: NO.
whetstone: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
whetstone: HES LIKE TELL ME EVERYTHING
whetstone: ............ OK NOT EVEN GOING THERE.
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: WELL THIS IS WHAT THEY SHOULLLLD DO
lovelyable: BUT I'M NOT GETTING INVOLVED
lovelyable: NOPE
lovelyable: NO
whetstone: HJ IS JUST LIKE /ROLLS EYES
lovelyable: and then later on he like cant sleep like tossing around in bed
lovelyable: HJ IS LIKE JFC
lovelyable: I KNEW I SHOULDNT HAVE TOLD YOU
whetstone: HE'S LIKE
whetstone: /SHAKES HJ
whetstone: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!
whetstone: ALL THREE OF THEM!
whetstone: THIS IS A MESS!
whetstone: ... I SHOULD FIX IT
lovelyable: HJ IS LIKE
lovelyable: OH NO NO NO
lovelyable: YOU ARE NOT DR PHIL
lovelyable: JJ IS LIKE
lovelyable: BUT I JUST HAVE TO
lovelyable: I HAVE THIS ADVICE
lovelyable: I'M GOING TO DIE IF I DONT GET TO TELL THEM
lovelyable: ITS SO EASY!!!!!!!
whetstone: HE'S LIKE GD GD GD
whetstone: YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME
whetstone: YOUNGBAE'S NUMBER
whetstone: AT LIKE 4AM
whetstone: gd is like the fuck
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE why.
lovelyable: JJ IS LIKE JUST... I...
lovelyable: HJ IN THE BACKGROUND LIKE DONT DO IT
lovelyable: HE WANTS TO FIX HIM AND JAY AND CL
whetstone: LMFDLKSFDJLSK HJ
whetstone: GD JUST HANGS UP
whetstone: TURNS OFF HIS PHONE
whetstone: JJ CALLS TOP LIKE
whetstone: SEUNGHYUNNIE
whetstone: I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK YOU
whetstone: top is like bwuh ?____?
whetstone: half asleep
lovelyable: HJ IS LIKE
lovelyable: DONT
lovelyable: DONT
lovelyable: top is like half asleep and disoriented so hes like ok i'll text it to you.... ?
lovelyable: hj is like GDI
lovelyable: tears jj's phone away and has to delete the text like a ninja
whetstone: LMFAO HJ
whetstone: HE JUST KEEPS THE PHONE
whetstone: AND IS LIKE
whetstone: NO.
whetstone: THIS IS WHERE
whetstone: I PUT MY FOOT DOWN
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: CAN
lovelyable: WE
lovelyable: SLEEP
lovelyable: NOW.
whetstone: LMFAO JJ IS LIKE
whetstone: BUT MY MIND
whetstone: IT CANT REST
whetstone: WITH THIS
whetstone: INSIDE OF IT
whetstone: HYUNJOONG ITS THE PERFECT ANSWER!!!!!!!
whetstone: and its like some stupid shit like
whetstone: GET TEDDY INVOLVED
whetstone: GET DRUNK
lovelyable: HJ IS LIKE
lovelyable: OMG STFU
lovelyable: DO YOU NOT HAVE YOUR OWN LIFE
whetstone: JJ IS LIKE YEAH BUT
whetstone: WHAT DO I DO WITH YOOCHUN
whetstone: AND YOU
whetstone: YOU GUYS ARE BORING
lovelyable: HJ IS LIKE SORRY I'M SO STABLE FOR YOU >:|
whetstone: OMG IF HJ EVER BROKE UP WITH HIM
whetstone: JJ WOULD LIKE
whetstone: MOPE AT THE BB DORM
whetstone: FOR LIKE
whetstone: A MONTH
whetstone: GD IS LIKE JFC
whetstone: GET OUT
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE WHAT'D YOU EVEN DO
lovelyable: WHAT HAPPENED
lovelyable: JJ IS LIKE I CALLED HIM BORING :(
whetstone: TAEJI IS LIKE LOL @ UR RELATIONSHIP
whetstone: GD SAYS THAT TO TOP ALL THE TIME
whetstone: THEYRE STILL GOOD
lovelyable: TAEJI IS LIKE
lovelyable: HEY
lovelyable: I'M NOT BORING ;)
whetstone: LMFAO OH GOD
whetstone: TAEJI LIKE
whetstone: YOURE NOT AS QT AS TOP-SSHI BUT
whetstone: YOU'LL DO
whetstone: JJ IS LIKE
whetstone: /STARTS MOPING AGAIN
lovelyable: SJKDFLKSJ JJ
lovelyable: JJ IS LIKE
lovelyable: WHAT
lovelyable: I'M NOT AS
lovelyable: WHAT
lovelyable: ; ;
lovelyable: THATS SO MEAN OF YOU
whetstone: MDSAKLAKLG
whetstone: CANT YOU SEE I'M IN
whetstone: A VULERNABLE STATE RIGHT NOW
whetstone: GOD
whetstone: TT TT TT
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: WHY WOULD YOU KICK ME WHILE I'M DOWN
lovelyable: WHY
lovelyable: WHY
lovelyable: top comes in jj is like DONT TALK TO ME
lovelyable: top is like what did i do ?___?
whetstone: TOP’S LIKE
whetstone: BUT I GOT UR WEED
whetstone: AND PIZZA
whetstone: ??????
lovelyable: JJ IS LIKE WHAT
lovelyable: SO I CAN BE EVEN MORE UNNATTRACTIVE COMPARED TO YOU
lovelyable: NICE TRY
lovelyable: SOBS
whetstone: LMFAO HE'S LIKE I SEE WHAT YOURE DOING
whetstone: >:|
lovelyable: JJ IS LIKE SOBS
lovelyable: HJ ALWAYS SAID I WAS PRETTIEST
lovelyable: HJ WOULD NEVER
lovelyable: SOBS
lovelyable: I BET HES LIKE
lovelyable: GD
lovelyable: HOW DO YOU DO IT WHEN THEY'RE SO BORING
lovelyable: IDGI
whetstone: GD LIKE IDK
whetstone: I JUST MAKE HIM NOT BORING
whetstone: IDK HOW HJ WORKS THO
whetstone: MAKE HIM ACT AS A SERIAL KILLER
lovelyable: AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA GD
lovelyable: GD'S LIKE I JUST GET HIM MAD
whetstone: JJ IS LIKE
whetstone: WAT
whetstone: WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT
whetstone: I HATE WHEN TOP IS ASSHOLE TOP
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE YEA YOU WOULD
lovelyable: I DONT
lovelyable: GREAT THINGS HAPPEN
lovelyable: :3
whetstone: LMFAO GD
whetstone: JJ IS LIKE
whetstone: /INTRIGUED
whetstone: THEN HES LIKE NO
whetstone: HJ JUST SLAPS ME
whetstone: AND LEAVES :(
lovelyable: LMFAO JJ
lovelyable: NO GREAT THINGS HAPPEN WHEN HJ GETS MAD
lovelyable: I JUST END UP SLEEPING ALONE
lovelyable: AND HES LIKE AND I DONT SEE GREAT THINGS I JUST SEE BRUISES
lovelyable: and gd is like o thats part of it :D
whetstone: gd is like to top
whetstone: HE CANT STAY HERE ANYMORE
whetstone: HE'S DRIVING US ALL INSANE
whetstone: IDEK WHERE YB IS
lovelyable: JJ DOESNT HAVE HIS OWN LIFE SO HE STARTS TRYING TO FIX YB
whetstone: LMFAO JKLFDS JJ
lovelyable: HES LIKE I MIGHT BE A MESS
lovelyable: BUT I CAN STILL FIX YOU AND JAY AND CL
lovelyable: WRAPPED IN HIS LIKE BLANKET
lovelyable: HAIR ALL MESSED UP
lovelyable: yb is like ......eh
whetstone: WHENEVER BOM COMES OVER HE'S LIKE HEYYYYYY
whetstone: bom is like omg why does he look homeless
lovelyable: BOM IS LIKE
lovelyable: JAEJOONGSSHI... DO YOU WANT SOME SOUP
lovelyable: DARA IS LIKE
lovelyable: wtf what happened to you
lovelyable: D:
whetstone: LMFAO DARA
whetstone: SHE'S LIKE OMO CL LOOK
(on jay/yb/cl, more big jaybang, and dance practice)
lovelyable: when cl’s like dressed down jay is just like
lovelyable: OOOOOO~
whetstone: LIKE AT DANCE PRACTICE
whetstone: HES LIKE /STOPS
whetstone: top like trips over him
whetstone: gd is like LOL @ ALL OF U
whetstone: SUP CL
lovelyable: YB'S A LITTLE LIKE .///.
lovelyable: GD IS JUST LIKE
lovelyable: DOESNT CL LOOK QT
lovelyable: top on the floor like ow. :<
whetstone: SHIT EATING GRIN ON GD’S FACE
whetstone: YB AND JAY JUST LIKE FROZEN
whetstone: CL JUST CALMLY HELPING UP TOP
lovelyable: JAY IS LIKE ....
lovelyable: /TRIPS/
whetstone: LMFAO JFLDKSJGKLSA JAY
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE LMFAO WTF
whetstone: JAY AND YB
whetstone: ~DANCE OFF~
whetstone: THEYRE LIKE /TURNS AND CL IS JUST
whetstone: TALKING TO GD
whetstone: NOT EVEN WATCHING
lovelyable: GD'S WATCHING THEM LIKE LMFAO
lovelyable: LMFAO
lovelyable: THUMBS UP
lovelyable: JAY IS LIKE D:<
lovelyable: top is just like in the corner resting
lovelyable: :3
whetstone: LMAO TOP
whetstone: laying on the couch drinking vitamin water like :3
lovelyable: cl is like no no go ahead
lovelyable: i'll just sit here for a little
lovelyable: i'm on a break
whetstone: TEDDY JUST TO BE DICK IS LIKE
whetstone: SUP GIRL
whetstone: TOTALLY PLAYING INTO HER FLIRTING
whetstone: jay and yb like :||||||||||||
lovelyable: CL IS LIKE *~*
lovelyable: JAY AND YB LIKE
lovelyable: MAN
lovelyable: JAYS LIKE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
lovelyable: WHY
lovelyable: >:|
lovelyable: I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL MAN
whetstone: HE'S LIKE I THOUGHT YOU’D HAVE MORE RESPECT FOR THE LEADER OF BIG BANG
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: WTF
lovelyable: LEADER
lovelyable: I'M THE LEADER
lovelyable: SCREAM
lovelyable: >:|
lovelyable: STOP SAYING THAT
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE >:|
lovelyable: SO CL
lovelyable: TEDDY WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT BROOKLYN RIGHT
lovelyable: GLARING AT JAY
lovelyable: jay is like >:|
whetstone: LMFAO GD
whetstone: REVENGE IS SWEET
whetstone: JAY IS LIKE WHATEVER MAN
whetstone: I GREW UP IN WASHINGTON
whetstone: teddy like
whetstone: BAHAHAHAHAHA
lovelyable: JAY'S LIKE WHAT
lovelyable: DANCE OFF
lovelyable: WHAT
lovelyable: >:|
whetstone: TEDDY’S LIKE HOW ABOUT FREESTYLE
whetstone: jays like gdi
lovelyable: JAY IS LIKE NAH LETS BBOY
lovelyable: >:|
lovelyable: teddy ends up freestyle vs jays breaking
lovelyable: and cl is like how do i judge this
whetstone: YB JUST WRECKS THEM ALL
whetstone: DANCING + SINGING + FREESTYLE
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE WINNAR
lovelyable: teddys like lmao ok
lovelyable: jay is like what
lovelyable: NO
whetstone: LMFAO JAY
whetstone: LIKE
whetstone: REMATCH
whetstone: RE
whetstone: MATCH
whetstone: cl is like yawn
whetstone: i can beat all you guys anyway
whetstone: me and minji
lovelyable: JAY IS LIKE o
lovelyable: i bet you can too :)
lovelyable: OR WE CAN JUST DANCE TOGETHER
whetstone: LMFAO JAY
lovelyable: O WAIT WASNT IT
lovelyable: SHE LIKES YB
lovelyable: BUT YB DOESNT LIKE HER
lovelyable: OR HE’S LIKE
lovelyable: IDK YET
lovelyable: AND JAY DOESNT WANT TO LIKE RUIN THE FRIENDSHIP SO HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO
lovelyable: I LIKE THAT
whetstone: YEAH JAY
whetstone: ALWAYS ASKING YB LIKE
whetstone: DO YOU LIKE CL
lovelyable: and then his mancrush on yb too lmao
whetstone: POOR JAY
whetstone: he's like man
whetstone: i gotta deal with yb and this gay shit
whetstone: i gotta deal with cl
whetstone: AND i have to lead this group
whetstone: hard work man
lovelyable: gd is like OR you can just admit i'm the fuckin leader
(weird bodily functions…and hairstyles)
lovelyable: top is magically tan everywhere
whetstone: CRYING
whetstone: he just tans on the balcony ok end
lovelyable: AHAHHAHAH
lovelyable: in like a speedo
lovelyable: or just naked
lovelyable: when top exposes himself he goes all out
whetstone: LMFAO A SPEEDO
whetstone: IMAGINE IF SOMEONE CAUGHT HIM
lovelyable: LIKE GD
lovelyable: man if he were naked that would lead to balcony sexytiemz so fast
whetstone: DUDE I KNOW RIGHT
whetstone: depends on his mood, bamf top goes commando, bingu has like ugly print trunks
lovelyable: so hes still unevenly tanned
whetstone: TRUNKS TAN
lovelyable: omg bf top and gd discovering him like what is this and he'd just like PULL HIM ON TOP OF HIM
whetstone: GD: WHAT IS THIS >__>
whetstone: top should just be like
whetstone: move
whetstone: you're blocking the sun
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: WHAT
lovelyable: YOU AND SUN
lovelyable: WHAT
whetstone: HE'S LIKE
whetstone: YOU'RE FUCKING AROUND RIGHT
whetstone: WHERE'S THE HIDDEN CAMERA
whetstone: WHAT SHOW IS THIS
lovelyable: WHO ARE YOU
whetstone: YOU'RE NOT TOP
whetstone: WHERE IS HE
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE
lovelyable: i'm vick >8 )
whetstone: TOP’S POPCORN HAIR
lovelyable: that is one thing that is NEVER happening again
whetstone: HOW DO YOU KNOW ITS NOT HAPPENING
lovelyable: BC WHY WOULD HE
lovelyable: WHY WOULD HE
whetstone: TO PISS OFF GD
whetstone: HE JUST GETS IT DONE AFTER HALLOWEEN
lovelyable: LOL
lovelyable: EW
lovelyable: in his flava flav mode
whetstone: HUGE CLOCK NECKLACE ORANGE TRACKSUIT
lovelyable: EW
lovelyable: OH GOD GD WOULD NOT EVEN LOOK AT HIM
lovelyable: THE WHOLE DAY
whetstone: LMFAO HE'S LIKE
whetstone: I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU
whetstone: top is like wut???
whetstone: gd like
whetstone: for today
whetstone: or as long as you got that shit on
whetstone: >:|
lovelyable: top is like :(
lovelyable: sitting on a couch pouting
whetstone: trying to unknot his hair at four in the morning
whetstone: waking up yb to do it for him
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: yb you've done this before
lovelyable: help :<
whetstone: POOR YB
whetstone: picking out his hair half-asleep trying top is like OW
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE too grumpy to be polite just like
lovelyable: yanking them out like >|
whetstone: LMAO GD WOULD JUST COME IN ALL DRUNK AND START LAUGHING
whetstone: LIKE BAHAHAHA UR LIFE
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE YOUR LIFE
lovelyable: YOU'RE BONING HIM
lovelyable: >[
whetstone: HE'S LIKE YELLING AT GD WHILE YANKING AT TOP'S HAIR
whetstone: top is like :((((((
lovelyable: gd is like LMAO LOOK AT U
lovelyable: AHAHA
lovelyable: /sits on the brim of the tub with his bottle of jack
lovelyable: /falls into tub/
whetstone: top is like
whetstone: FUCK THIS
whetstone: WHERE'S THE RAZOR
whetstone: I'M JUST SHAVING IT OFF
whetstone: YB IS LIKE ...........
lovelyable: OMG LMFAO
lovelyable: ALL OF THE SUDDEN YOU HEAR LIKE
lovelyable: SCRAMBLING IN THE TUB
whetstone: LMFAO DSFJLK
lovelyable: GD LIKE TRIPPING OVER HIMSELF LIKE
lovelyable: WHTALKSLDKGJA
lovelyable: WAIT
lovelyable: NO NO NO NO
lovelyable: NOOOOOOOO
lovelyable: like falls into top and both of them crash onto the ground
lovelyable: and yb still with the comb in his hand like
lovelyable: ......
lovelyable: ok i'm gonna leave
whetstone: this is my cue to gtfo
whetstone: i bet when gd did popcorn hair top was like
whetstone: LOL OH OKAY
whetstone: I SEE HOW IT IS
lovelyable: IKR
lovelyable: gd is like stfu
lovelyable: i'm just proving i can pull it off
lovelyable: top is like
lovelyable: SURE
lovelyable: I C THAT
lovelyable: YOU ARE PULLING IT OFF
whetstone: LMFAO TOP
whetstone: HE'S LIKE LOL K WE ARE BREAKING UP~
whetstone: AS LONG AS YOU GOT THAT~
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: I'M GOING TO DO THE EXACT THING YOU DID
lovelyable: EXCEPT YOU DONT HAVE A VICK SIDE
lovelyable: AND I DONT LIKE IT WHEN UR MEAN
lovelyable: SO GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
whetstone: GD JUST DENIED
whetstone: GETTING ALL GRUMPY AND SHIT
lovelyable: yb is like maybe you should turn into like
lovelyable: a cute jingyo instead of vick
lovelyable: gd is like lmfao right
lovelyable: no
whetstone: seungri is like
whetstone: HYUNG
whetstone: JUST PUT ON THE BEAR SUIT
lovelyable: HAHAHHAHA SEUNGRI
lovelyable: yb is like o thats a good idea
lovelyable: good job magnae
lovelyable: gd is like THATS A SHITTY IDEA
whetstone: tries everything else and nothing works
whetstone: top just like lolling at him with taeji
lovelyable: finally gd like
lovelyable: stomps out in the bear suit
lovelyable: like
lovelyable: crossing his arms
lovelyable: >:|
lovelyable: YOU HAPPY NOW
whetstone: top is like
whetstone: no not really
whetstone: you still have the hair
lovelyable: gd is like
lovelyable: ..... brb
lovelyable: lmao comes back out he has like the mohawk
lovelyable: he was like I GOT IMPATIENT SO I JUST SHAVED THE SIDES OFF
lovelyable: LESS TO WORK WITH
whetstone: lol top is like
whetstone: bye taeji
whetstone: /shoves out the door
lovelyable: TAEJI IS LIKE TTTTTTTT WHATTTT
lovelyable: YOU'RE SO EASY WTF THATS ALL IT TAKES
lovelyable: ;; TOP SSHIIIII
whetstone: HAHAHAHAHA
whetstone: DOOR SHUT IN HIS FACE HE'S LIKE TOP SHIIIIIIIIIIIIII
whetstone: SEUNGHYUNNIEEEEEEE
whetstone: gd like >)
lovelyable: LIKE FRAZZLED AND ANGRY AND TIRED BUT >)
lovelyable: ~i'm gonna get some~
lovelyable: and you'reee notttt
whetstone: he's like lol taeji bingu aint even here rn so :') bye
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: BINGU WENT INTO HIDING
lovelyable: BYE
whetstone: LMAO EVERYONE LIKES BINGU EXCEPT GD IN SECRET
whetstone: NO ONE LIKES BAMF TOP EXCEPT GD
lovelyable: LMFAO
lovelyable: EXCEPT YOOCHUN
lovelyable: YOOCH RIDES BAMF TOP'S COATTAILS
whetstone: YOOCHUN AND HYUNJOONG
whetstone: AND LIKE
whetstone: CHANGMIN
lovelyable: CHANGMIN IS LIKE
lovelyable: MAN THIS GUY IS COOL
lovelyable: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING HIM
lovelyable: RESPECT
whetstone: JJ IS LIKE
whetstone: ARE YOU FUCKIN NUTS
(big bang pairings and their imaginary sex lives)
whetstone: youre like really stoked to hook up w/someone
lovelyable: 2 minutes and ur done
whetstone: and then like
whetstone: oops
whetstone: nm
lovelyable: seungri
whetstone: LMFAO SEUNGRI
whetstone: yb like k um i'm gonna go shower
whetstone: you need to
whetstone: not be here
whetstone: when I get back
lovelyable: HAHAHHAHAHA
lovelyable: SEUNGRI IS LIKE
lovelyable: CAN WE HAVE A REDO T_T
whetstone: POOR BB
whetstone: EW I BET HE MAKES
whetstone: EMBARRASSING NOISES IN BED TOO
whetstone: omg why i thinking of this
lovelyable: OH GOD
lovelyable: TT
whetstone: I JUST
whetstone: GTOP WOULD JUST LIKE AT THE NEXT MORNING CRACK UP
whetstone: IMPERSONATE HIM
whetstone: yb is like omg bye
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: YOU BE YB I'LL BE SEUNGRI
whetstone: LMFAOOOOO
whetstone: TOP IS LIKE K
whetstone: /STAYS SILENT
lovelyable: /sighs intermittently/
lovelyable: "its ok"
whetstone: "i was tired anyway"
lovelyable: LMFAO GD IS JUST LIKE MAKING HIGH PITCHED STRANGLED NOISES
lovelyable: lol gd is like impersonating and then like cracking up and impersonating and cracking up
whetstone: YB WOULD JUST TURN RED
whetstone: AND LIKE
whetstone: LEAVE
lovelyable: TOP JUST HAS HIS GAGMAN GAME FACE ON
whetstone: daesung like torn between lol and DDDDD:
lovelyable: like choking into his rice
whetstone: IKR
whetstone: seungri is just like
whetstone: W/E
whetstone: I DONT SOUND LIKE THAT
whetstone: I'M A MAN
whetstone: RIGHT YB HYUNG
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE IDK
lovelyable: YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN IF YOU DID IT RIGHT
whetstone: LMFAOOOOOOO
lovelyable: i think 2 minutes makes you like
lovelyable: a preteen
whetstone: he's like might as well have just stayed in your room and took care of it yourself
whetstone: seungri tries to turn it on gtop the next day and gd's like lol what's your point
lovelyable: SEUNGRI LIKE IMITATING THEM~
lovelyable: AND GD IS LIKE this is kind of nice, actually
whetstone: he's like no i dont sound like that
whetstone: i sound like this
lovelyable: LMFAO OMG
lovelyable: top is like :|
whetstone: he's like slowly getting mad
whetstone: gd is like lol
whetstone: seungri
whetstone: go on.....
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: this might turn into round two if you keep pissing him off
whetstone: :')
lovelyable: yb is like omg if you want to finish your breakfast
lovelyable: be quiet
whetstone: daesung already went to his room
whetstone: plate in tow
whetstone: phone to ear calling hyori
whetstone: IDK IF SEUNGRI CAN EVEN MAKE FUN OF IT
whetstone: ITS PROBS NOT EVEN EMBARASSING NOISES
whetstone: JUST REGULAR NOISES
lovelyable: IKR
lovelyable: gd is like man
lovelyable: we were porn worthy so
lovelyable: idk what you're harping on about
whetstone: again top like
whetstone: :|
whetstone: can we not
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE I LIKE YOUR NOISES :3
whetstone: lmao top should be like seungri i think before you do the yb thing again
whetstone: you need to date more noonas
whetstone: it worked for me
whetstone: :')
lovelyable: seungri is like but i did....
lovelyable: WHAT WERE YOU DOING THAT I DIDNT
whetstone: HE'S LIKE IDK
whetstone: MAYBE I JUST LIKE YB HYUNG
whetstone: MORE THAN YOU LIKE JIYONG HYUNG ?___?
lovelyable: LMFAO OH MY GOD
lovelyable: BOTH TOP AND GD ARE LIKE >:|
lovelyable: >8|
whetstone: DAESUNG LIKE GDI MAKNAE
whetstone: /LEAVES
whetstone: i bet taeji wants deets like
whetstone: all the time
whetstone: and seungho is like
whetstone: IDC IDC IDC
lovelyable: /PUTS IN HEADPHONES
whetstone: until hes like
whetstone: WAIT
whetstone: WHAT
whetstone: REALLY?
lovelyable: SEES GD DOING HAND MOTIONS AND IS LIKE
lovelyable: wait HOW DID YOU
lovelyable: TEACH ME
whetstone: GD IS LIKE lol i thought you weren't listening >)
lovelyable: HE STARTS TELLING HIM AND SEUNGHO IS LIKE can you
lovelyable: replace top's name with
lovelyable: idk somebody else
lovelyable: and your name with somebody else
whetstone: taeji is like
whetstone: HDU
whetstone: NO
whetstone: taeji is like replace gd's ne
whetstone: with me :)
lovelyable: gd is like ......
lovelyable: ok so taeji and seungri were
whetstone: EWWWWWWW
whetstone: SEUNGHO WOULD LOL SO HARD
whetstone: taeji is like :|
lovelyable: LMFAO SEUNGHO IS LIKE
lovelyable: DAMN SEUNGRI
lovelyable: DAMN
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE ikr :3
part two here!