you're usually bendier than other people.

May 26, 2010 05:22

IN THIS POST: big bang in thailand, top's offensive fashion, gtop in the hospital, top's solution for tired gd
BY: jandi lovelyable
DATE: april 6, 2010

lovelyable: top's like hypothetically
lovelyable: which ones out of these
lovelyable: are most offensive looking
lovelyable: like which ones would make jiyong just pissed off looking at me



jandi: lmfao ~maybe they were fighting~
jandi: that is my excuse as for why top wore the pj pants
lovelyable: MAKES SENSE
lovelyable: also accounts for why when top leaned over and was like smiling and attempting to talk to him
lovelyable: gd just puffed his cheeks out at him
jandi: and why in all the group pics there was a gap between them even though they stood next to each other the whole time
jandi: /creepy
lovelyable: fighting i c
lovelyable: MAYBE TOP IS THE ONE WHO KICKED HIM
jandi: OR HE DID THIS BEFORE THE J.SCOTT PARTY
jandi: WHICH IS WHY GD WAS SITTING THE WHOLE TIME
jandi: and also why top wasn't there
lovelyable: GOOD POINT
lovelyable: gd is like I JUST DISINVITED YOU
lovelyable: >(
lovelyable: HAVE FUN SITTING AT HOME
lovelyable: top: o rly
lovelyable: /buys pj pants
jandi: LFKDJALKGJ
jandi: just at the computer with yb like
jandi: can i borrow ur debit card
jandi: and yb is like why
jandi: top is like idk just let me borrow it
jandi: gd checks my charges
lovelyable: AHHAHGSLKD
lovelyable: hes like hypothetically
lovelyable: which ones out of these
lovelyable: are most offensive looking
lovelyable: like which ones would make jiyong just pissed off looking at me
jandi: yb is like idk
jandi: and seungri just leans over and is like ANY BUT THOSE
jandi: THOSE ARE SO UGLY
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE /FACEPALM
jandi: the next day gd is like here's your package and yb is like siiiiiiigh
lovelyable: hes like hey i want to see what you got
lovelyable: and yb is like uhh
lovelyable: its a surprise
lovelyable: ._.
lovelyable: ....i'm assuming
jandi: he's like ............... shoves the package at top
jandi: you owe me. >:|
lovelyable: top is like I GOT YOU THIS MJ SHIRT
lovelyable: :)
jandi: top is like
jandi: O I WON'T WEAR IT
jandi: THEY'RE PJ PANTS
jandi: FOR SLEEPING :)
jandi: and at the last second he pops up like :3 sup guys
jandi: /puts neon sunglasses on
lovelyable: yb is like .... that
lovelyable: /and/ pink
lovelyable: -_-
jandi: god i don't even
jandi: no wonder gd was like
jandi: /ignores
lovelyable: SHUNS
jandi: GD'S LIKE WHILE I SHUN YOU I'M GOING TO LOOK EXTRA HOT
lovelyable: just to rub it in his face
lovelyable: I CAN STILL RESIST YOU
lovelyable: day one: no shirt
lovelyable: day two: extra, extra, really, hot
jandi: and top who's stuck looking the opposite of hot
jandi: in his stupid pants
jandi: and nylon jackets
lovelyable: HES LIKE IF I'D KNOWN WE WERE PLAYING /THAT/ GAME
lovelyable: I WOULD HAVE PACKED DIFFERENTLY
lovelyable: >(
jandi: IN THE THAILAND HEAT
jandi: IN LIKE A SUIT
jandi: SWEATING
jandi: seungri is like hyung are you ok D: top is like
jandi: I'M FINE >:|
lovelyable: /passes out
jandi: LFKMDSL
lovelyable: GD WITH A RASH AND A BUM LEG
lovelyable: TOP WHO... FAINTS
jandi: IN THE HOSPITAL TOGETHER LIKE
jandi: i'm still not talking to you.
lovelyable: this is all your fault.
jandi: top is like IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
jandi: GOD
jandi: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOUR LEG DIDN'T BEND THAT WAY
lovelyable: gd is like
lovelyable: HOW FUCKIN LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO LEARN WHICH WAYS LEGS CAN BEND
jandi: TOP IS LIKE
jandi: well i mean usually ur bendier than other people
jandi: so i just assumed
lovelyable: gd is like I'M BENDIER I'M NOT FUCKIN BONELESS
lovelyable: GOD
lovelyable: >:|
jandi: gd and his rash and top with like an ice pack on his head
lovelyable: top is like you look like you have scabies
lovelyable: stay away from me
jandi: walks away all fast
lovelyable: gd is like CAREFUL DONT FAINT AGAIN
lovelyable: pussy :|
jandi: gd trying to hobble after him like shaking his crutch
lovelyable: TRYING TO WACK TOP IN THE LEG
jandi: top is like O OK MR. MY DELICATE COMPLEXION GAVE ME A RASH IN THE HEAT
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE AT LEAST I COULD KEEP MY HEAD UP
lovelyable: BC I WASNT WEARING A 5 PIECE SUIT YOU DUMBASS
jandi: LKDSAJGK
jandi: top is like...... IT WAS FOR THE SHOOT OK.
lovelyable: gd is like DID YOU WANT TO LOOK EXTRA SHINY FOR THE SHOOT
lovelyable: bc i'm pretty sure your pores overresponded
jandi: OSNAP
jandi: LMAO TOP JUST KNOCKS HIM OVER
jandi: now u got two bum legs
jandi: /runs away
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE SCREAMING AFTER HIM
lovelyable: YOU ASSHOLE
lovelyable: COME BACK HERE
lovelyable: YOU'RE FIRED
lovelyable: YOUR'E FIRED FROM BIG BANG
jandi: LMFAO GD
jandi: FROM THE FLOOR
jandi: TOP JUST HIDES IN THEIR MANAGER'S ROOM UNTIL THEY HAVE TO GO BACK
jandi: and is like .______.
jandi: this is why he left early with yb
lovelyable: hes like you have the muscles to protect me
lovelyable: yb is like i'm not punching jiyong
lovelyable: or protecting you :|
jandi: top is like :(
jandi: but then he's like well... it's not like he can come get me or anything
jandi: keke
jandi: right yb
jandi: and yb is like ....................
lovelyable: yb is like i'm taking another car

jandi: gd should get one of those motorized wheelchairs
jandi: once he gets back
lovelyable: OH MY GOD
lovelyable: HE'D JUST ZOOM AROUND KNOCKING TOP AND SEUNGRI OVER
jandi: LMFAO POOR SEUNGRI
jandi: HE'S LIKE I DIDN'T CRIPPLE YOU!!!!!!
jandi: IT WAS TOP HYUNG :(((((
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE WELL IF I CRIPPLE YOU
lovelyable: AT LEAST YOU'LL KEEP ME COMPANY :D
jandi: TOP IS LIKE HEY :(
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE i dont want your company
lovelyable: i just want revenge
lovelyable: >(
jandi: top tries to creep in at dinnertime like uhhhhhh i brought you soup
jandi: :D ??????
lovelyable: AW
lovelyable: LMAO GD SHOULD ACT REALLY SICK
lovelyable: LIKE HIS LEGS ARE BOTHERING HIM A TON
lovelyable: SO TOP FEELS BAD
jandi: just suddenly slumps back and grimaces
jandi: and seungri is like omg whats wrong
jandi: gd is like nothing.... just.... my leg
lovelyable: ANGSTY LOOK
jandi: BUT ITS NOTHING
jandi: what were you saying
lovelyable: PRETENDS TO LOSE APPETITE
lovelyable: and has yb bring him food in sekrit
jandi: yb is like what is the point of this.....
jandi: gd all huffing into yb's ear as they hobble back to his room like there is no point >)
lovelyable: hes like
lovelyable: last man standing
lovelyable: geedee
lovelyable: >)
jandi: top who feels like shit
jandi: and has drunkenly angsted to f4
jandi: and kyungil/taeji
jandi: and seungri
jandi: and yb
jandi: and tush
jandi: and daesung
jandi: and hyori
lovelyable: LMFAO EVERYBODY
lovelyable: everyones texting gd like FUCKING GET OUT OF YOUR CHAIR ITS BEEN A WEEK AND A HALF
jandi: GD IS LIKE WELL MY... KNEE STILL HURTS
jandi: gd would make him do so much shit for him
jandi: that or be like
jandi: no.... no i'm fine
jandi: i'm just tired
jandi: and need to sleep
lovelyable: UM CAN HE USE THAT EXCUSE PLEASE
lovelyable: maybe thats why top hurt his leg
lovelyable: cuz he was like GET OFF YOUR FEET AND SLEEP GDI
lovelyable: /kicks
lovelyable: >)
jandi: AND HE JUST FELL OVER AND MESSED UP HIS LEG?
jandi: top is like o. o ok you should sleep then ;;
jandi: closes the door and is like DDDD: to daesung
lovelyable: daesung is like was that a scream of pain i just heard
lovelyable: top is like
lovelyable: WELL WHAT IF
lovelyable: YOU DID SOMETHING BAD
lovelyable: BUT IT WAS OUT OF LOVE
lovelyable: and daesung is like ............
jandi: LMFAO DAESUNG IS LIKE
jandi: i would never kick hyori in the shin
jandi: top is like O OK NO I WOULDN'T EITHER
jandi: BUT
jandi: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
jandi: :(
lovelyable: hes like well i didnt.....
lovelyable: ....kick him in the shin
lovelyable: it was more like.....the calf
jandi: he's like IDK HE WAS JUST TIRED OK
jandi: AND HE NEEDED TO SLEEP AND
jandi: and daesung is like lol so you decided that kicking him in the leg when he was sleeping on his feet was a good idea
jandi: ic.
lovelyable: top is like WELL AT LEAST HE'S SLEEPING HORIZONTALLY NOW
lovelyable: yb passes by like maybe you should get some ice just in case :| and top is like ....OK YEA... I'LL DO THAT
jandi: lmfao he should shuffle in
jandi: like i got you some ice
jandi: in the pj pants
jandi: and gd like groans
jandi: NO
jandi: IM FINE
jandi: NO ICE
lovelyable: top is like but i
lovelyable: /puts it on the sheets and gets the sheets wet
lovelyable: gd is like GROANNNNN GET OUTTTT
jandi: HE'S LIKE DO I DO THIS TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE SICK?!
jandi: NO
lovelyable: top is like I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP :(
lovelyable: GD SHOULD BE LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT
lovelyable: I'M NOT EVEN TIRED ANYMORE
lovelyable: /HOBBLES UPRIGHT
lovelyable: and top just is like wtf
lovelyable: /lays on top of
jandi: LMFAO TOPPPP
jandi: gd just like smooshed into the pillows like :|||||
jandi: my foot is wet.
lovelyable: LMFASLKDL
lovelyable: hes like were you still holding the ice when you tackled me.
lovelyable: top is like ....o i think so why
lovelyable: gd: because its ON MY FACE
jandi: THEIR LIFE
jandi: TOP IS LIKE
jandi: I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP
jandi: STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH
jandi: ROAR
jandi: /CLIMBS OFF
jandi: STORMS AROUND
lovelyable: sees gd trying to get up
lovelyable: lays back down on top of
lovelyable: gd is like MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND I WAS JUST TRYING TO DRY MY FACE

top: top logic, top: fashion, seungri: hard knock life, gd: workaholic, gtop: fashion, top: bingu, bb: in thailand

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