The Coronator is apparently incapable of understanding what would drive the stupidly thin to be stupidly thinner. Art these maidens unaware that men desire women with at least a fair amount of body fat? "The softer the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'", as Lord St. Hubbins put it ( Read more... )

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This statement does not include Noam Chomsky. He is merely a fuckwit.

That is all.

Greetings to those who have already been coronated. I, of course, am the Coronator. I shall reveal more of myself at a later time. For now, know that we all are fuckwits, myself included. Embracing fuckwittedness is what makes our culture great. So, if thou art a fuckwit, thou art human. If you do not find this funny, then I cannot help thee ( Read more... )