i'm so fancy

May 28, 2014 02:47

step 1: change journal style from the green holiday one that's been up for three years now to colorful new one. Pretend you are not the LJ equivalent of that person who never took down their christmas lights.

step 2: realize 3 of the 5 links on your link list no longer work. TwoP? Delicious? (SPELLED DEL.ICIO.US I MIGHT ADD). Mourn how the internet forever is a lie.

step 3: make a post about it. realize you can now self-narrate again under the guise of making an LJ post and not just being super narcissistic.

step 4: switch to the new layout and not actively hate it. wonder what bizarro world you have stumbled into.

step 5: realize you have no way of ending this list. end awkwardly, and hope no one notices.
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