Reading this counts for college credit.
Here's a little lesson in proper manners and behavior befitting an adult in this country. First off, when a store is closing, you don't go in 2 minutes before the doors are locked and expect service with a smile. I can understand that there are times where you absolutely have to have something that night, and if you go in two minutes before closing, grab what you want, and leave, no one will think anything negative of you, however, if you go in as you're hearing the "our store is now closed" announcement and decide you want to browse for a little while, guess what, YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE. Anyone who goes into any business right before closing and sticks around for longer than 1 minute is a complete ASSHOLE, there are no exceptions to this rule.
What the fuck are these people thinking? Did you know that if you go into a restaurant right before closing and actually have the gall to order, that the food you're going to get will probably be sabotaged? It's a fact, I've known enough people in my life who've been in food service to know what happens to people who pull that shit. Do you know why the employees do that? BECAUSE IT'S A DICK MOVE TO GO INTO A BUSINESS RIGHT BEFORE CLOSING AND DEMANDING SERVICE
I had a big moral lesson typed up here in my first draft, but it was way too unfocused, angry, and riddled with insults about dumb fucks who say the word bro, to really fit with the first two paragraphs. So instead of all that here's my moral: Don't be an asshole and I won't have to insult you.
What the fuck are these people thinking? Did you know that if you go into a restaurant right before closing and actually have the gall to order, that the food you're going to get will probably be sabotaged? It's a fact, I've known enough people in my life who've been in food service to know what happens to people who pull that shit. Do you know why the employees do that? BECAUSE IT'S A DICK MOVE TO GO INTO A BUSINESS RIGHT BEFORE CLOSING AND DEMANDING SERVICE
I had a big moral lesson typed up here in my first draft, but it was way too unfocused, angry, and riddled with insults about dumb fucks who say the word bro, to really fit with the first two paragraphs. So instead of all that here's my moral: Don't be an asshole and I won't have to insult you.