Apr 08, 2004 13:46
Yeah yeah , I know I know, it's a journal but it's mine and if I wish to reposit a bunch of obscure but interesting quotes, then by God, I will.
Enjoy- especially the one about the bodies.
"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music." - Groucho Marx
"We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me." - Jack Handy (Deep Thoughts, SNL)
"If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something. " - Jack Handy (Deep Thoughts, SNL)
"Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power." - P.J. O'Rourke
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Never let your sense of morals keep you from doing what is right." - Isaac Asimov
"A friend helps you move, a true friend helps you move the bodies." - Unknown
"The only system which is truly secure is one which is switched off and unplugged locked in a titanium lined safe, buried in a concrete bunker, and is surrounded by nerve gas and very highly paid armed guards. Even then, I wouldn't stake my life on it." - Gene Spafford, Director, Computer Operations, Audit, and Security Technology (COAST) Project, Purdue University
amusing,
quotes,
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