Comments | thecityisblip: Terezi: Prepare for your slow and unpleasant demise.

lawfullibrarian in thecityisblip

Terezi: Prepare for your slow and unpleasant demise.

Aug 02, 2010 18:45

It's been a couple days since your visit with Karkat, when you realized your sense of smell wasn't operating as well as it could have been. Your strange illness started to show new symptoms, progressing at a speed unheard of in troll pathology. Your belly expanded to the point where leaving the tree was simply inadvisable, for you were too clumsy ( Read more... )

homestuck: gamzee, homestuck: terezi, homestuck: moloch

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downassclown August 2 2010, 22:46:15 UTC

Gamzee is mercifully unaware of the weird shenanigans between Karkat and Terezi. Most of them, anyway. And the ones he knows about just amuse him to no end, because he is in complete awe of the insane miracles that led to his best friend finding a good dark romantic whatever it is. He doesn't know, but Karkat loves to talk about troll relationships, and for his part Gamzee tries hard to listen and not fall asleep because he's a good friend.

Sometimes he even succeeds.

But that's not important today.

Today Gamzee finds himself in the park for some reason. He's not sure when or how he got there, but it's fine. It's a warm afternoon and he was just enjoying the day when the sound of shrill troll screaming piques his curiosity. He swings himself up into Terezi's treehive and wanders through before finally poking his head in the bathroom with a cheerful "Honk honk, motherfucker."

If the bloody scene before him puts him off at all, he doesn't show it.

lawfullibrarian August 2 2010, 22:53:15 UTC

Nnngh. Ugh, gog ( ... )

downassclown August 2 2010, 22:55:05 UTC

Gamzee follows her gaze to the egg and crouches down for a closer look. It smells like her, which isn't surprising, but it also makes him think of Karkat. He's vaguely aware of what he's looking at and thinks it's cool as hell, but it doesn't occur to him that this should not have happened. Life's just funny that way. Always throwing the most insane shit, and a smart motherfucker learns to roll with it.

"Nah, man, I just fuckin got up in here like a second ago."

He looks back up at her, decent or not, and grins.

"God damn, you want me to be all like bringing you a towel or some shit?"

lawfullibrarian August 2 2010, 22:59:30 UTC

Breathe.

Exhale a big sigh of relief. It sure would be indignifying if anyone witnessed her grunting and screaming while pushing a tumor out and furiously typing into a poorly-balanced laptop as she's doing so ( ... )

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