THE CANTERBURY LEGACY 1.2
Last time in Canterbury land, Rida got engaged to Remy and they had a child, Rudolf.
Rida decides to take interest in Rudolf and teaches him to walk.
Rudolf: I did it, mama!
Rida: M-A-S-S-A-G-E. Remember this! It is important in getting a woman.
Rudolf: I gotta poop...
With the extra maternity leave, Rida goes to the park often.
Rida: My swing! Weeeeee
Rudolf: Mommy, where are you???
THIS HAPPENS. It's happened to me before, only once. I LOVE when it happens, though.
Mrs. Alto, that must have been one hell of a shit you took. And I LOVE that her daughter is IN THE BATHROOM WITH HER. LOL WHAT.
I panned around trying to find death, and he was outside behind the bathroom.
Luz: NOOOO MY MOM CAN'T DIE IN THE BATHROOM!!!!
Vita: Hey, death, what took you so long?
Luz: SOBSOBSOBSOB
The Willows are always at the park. And they're ALWAYS in their formal wear. Why, I do not know.
Rida: Hey Seki, I got a kid. He's kinda cute, right?
Seki and co: OH MY GOD SHUT IT UP.
Niki: I like dragons.
Remy is uping his cooking skill and then all of a sudden...
Remy: WHERE IS MY CHILD?! WHERE IS MY REINDEER?! THOSE PLANTS GOT HIM, DIDN'T THEY?!
Remy finds out that Rudolf is just a block away at the park with Rida so they go home for some sexy times.
I didn't get good shots of their wedding. But they got married.
Rida: I promise to love you and stuff blah blah
Remy: Can I kiss you yet?
~wedded bliss~
IMMEDIATELY after being wed, she goes up to this stranger...and flirts with him. WTF?
Rida: SHINY!! I CAN SEE MYSELF IN IT!
Per usual, Mina has her guitar and plays for everyone. I love her, she's so awesome.
Rida: BOO!!!
Remy: DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE OF FRIGHT AT OUR WEDDING?!
Fried cheese, anyone?
Rida pops with baby number 2.
I just wanna say that these bitches didn't leave the beach until like 3am.
Remy: AND I SHALL CALL IT...COBBLER A LA REMY!
Rida: Foosball? What is this Foosball...
Rida: OHSHITBABY
Another boy, named Riley.
We haven't heard from Rudolf in awhile...he aged up.
Rudolf: ALL THE DIAMONDS, THEY WILL BE MINE!
He's evil, clumsy, and family oriented.
Rudolf: *whistles*
Rudolf: OOGABOOGABOOGA!
Rida: OH MY GOD! YOU ARE EXACTLY LIKE YOUR FATHER.
Remy has learned to make eggs or whatever. A kiss for flavor!
More importantly, he has learned how to eat without choking.
What's that look for...?
Remy doesn't seem to like Rudolf. O_o
Remy: MY EGGS. MINE.
They're so pretty together ♥
Wait when did this happen?!
SO CUTE
What happened to Riley...?
I went back home to find him asleep on the floor. Honestly, I'd forgotten she had another child. How that happened, I don't know.
Rudolf: BOW DOWN TO YOUR CANDY OVERLORD!
I don't predict Riley's childhood to be a particularly good one...
Next time, more babies and Rudolf has his first kiss~